I often have to explain to people in the office that the reason I'm bow legged on Monday AM is that I spent the weekend on horseback.

I was with a lady and had a great time. We spent a lot of time in various forms of CG which got pretty intense at times. When I got home I noticed that the upper outside of my thighs were sore. I didn't think much of it until the next day when I noticed two silver dollar sized marks that resembled hickeys in that same spot. Luckily it was high enough that you couldn't see it with underwear on or things might have been awkward. Has this happened to anyone else?

I'll wake up to that pain everyday! It hurts like fuck, but when I remember how I got it?! Shiiit!

That, and having bite marks on me are what turns me on!

Well, those, and the fact my pee-pee had a proper work-out. Like tonight, when a certain ebony lady friend of mine is gonna visit all the way from LV.

She's such a naughty lady!

Some ladies put their hands about their to support/brace themselves for leverage. That can be an awful lot of pressure for an extended period of time. Just tell your SO you ran into a table.

Better to sound stupid