Sorry, Caitlyn, just couldn't help myself when you lobbed that softball at me.  Honestly, while I used to bring a bottle of wine of a book, these days they have to settle for a full envelope and a clean, respectful, funny, horny monger.  I do what I can to make sure we both have a good time.  I think they appreciate it more than some lame gift they end up throwing out or giving to the hotel staff.
Also, I'll sometimes round up the donation for someone I know, either by not accepting a $50 discount, or just rounding up from, say, $375 to $400.  I like round numbers.  Go figya.

I always got shit on here for giving gifts.

I don't have the means to buy extravagant gifts.
But I'll tell you what I like to give.

For me it is just a nice gesture..
A way to say. I read your whole site.
I'll try to come up with something clever.

I knew a girl I was to see liked old books.
I actually asked here for an idea..
I got shit on big time, but one woman gave me some good advice.
And I found a rare book with poems, and erotic pictures.(Very tasteful)
I looked around for something that that for a while.  
It did not cost much money, but I still like to think it is still in her bookshelf.
We had fun looking at it.  

Another time. I had an upcoming date..
This time I saw she liked dolphins.
I saw this really cool dolphin toe ring in a window.
I thought of her, and bought it. It wasn't cheap by my means.
She just dropped it in her purse.. Big let down on that one.

But the biggest gift I have given was myself...
My back. My arms. My time.
Care for her well being.
Just real help.

It isn't a Bugatti. But in my book it is valuable.

For that.. I receive some real life experience...
I live under a rock..BTW.
It is nice to get out once and a while. :

I gave the gift of moving a provider out of her place to a new love pad.

Don't see her anymore as her perv ex is back in the scene.

Jewelry and

I once provided 3 sets of earrings, a scarf and mittens, candles and candy. This was to a provider in Montreal. The scarf and mittens were climate appropriate. The total of everything was over $200. I paid an additional $2,200 to see her while I was there.

I have not seen her again, my understanding is that she quit the business before our date, but because we had seen each other earlier, she agreed to see me again.

I would go to the end of the earth to see her again. She changed my life, I will take my memory of her to my last day.

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$5000 earings

oh fuck. i married her.

A friend bought me a juicer.
I don't have any fruits and don't want to get any.
So, I gave the juice to a provider.

Hopefully she didn't regift it.

I would have to say additonal $ basically he kept throwing on the bed after our appt. He kept saying here, here lol. I think it was close to 1000 on top of my rate. Dana

Good quality lingerie ain't fucking cheap, people.

Stopped at a sex shop on way to see my ATF one day, bought her a bunch of new lingerie and some toys to play with which I naturally left with her.   Wasn't cheap but watching her dress up for me and having my first sex-toys-with-a-women experience be with someone I enjoy so much anyway was priceless.
Outside of that, it is usually a $25 or $50 gift card for comfort food and I usually pay my ATF about $125 above her rate every time we get together.


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Matzoh ball soup.

Priceless.

Udo gives all his hookers a lifetime gift :D

Chlamydia and Herpes

It's the gift that keeps on giving.

I see no reason to gift a provider after I hand her an envelope with $400 in it. I don't feel the necessity to give a gift to a provider like I really care about her or something.

Wait! I gave a provider a ride to the airport. That counts, right?

a client bought me a $2500 Diamond necklace and a $1000 toys r us card at Christmas.

I stopped seeing him because he would always get so drunk at dinner. The last time, I practically had to carry him out of the restaurant Everyone was staring, I was mortified!  

The gift that meant the most to me however was a collectible Christmas penguin. I collect them, and the client paid attention. . .

I have received from clients: one moved me from one house to another. One gave me Tiffany jewelry, Louis Vuitton special collection handbag, I have had two different clients gift me cars, fully paid vacations, and crystal.

I was seeing a fabulous lady last year and in our conversations she mentioned......

her new apt. was very sparsely furnished and decorated.  We talked about art at one point, and by happen chance,  I found the perfect limited edition piece by Jack Vettriano that perfectly depicted our times together.  
It was sensuous and revealing in intent... I had to gift it to her.  
 
So,  I impulsively bought it, with the intent to give it to her as a Christmas present.
(I thought it would be nice 1st piece of Art)

Alas, our arrangement went very, very Sour, and not on my part I might ad.  I can't give it to another .....  it's intent was purchased w/ our arrangement.  think "Game On"

Oh WTF! I've included a link to some of his work.  (BTW I didn't pay the advertised priced on this web site)

Now I'm holding a somewhat pricey piece of art from a popular living artist.  I tried to get it to her, but no go......Her loss.

I'm contemplating selling it on EBay, or just holding it for it's future $$$$$ value.

Furnished her apartment.  That was about 3K.  But that was before we got to the days of the 3K a month allowance...

Furnished another provider's apartment.