So I'm in my room in Minnesota worked that morning but didnt have anything lined that night so i decided to go to a bar and have a drink. I look up some places and gay bar pops up. I'm like perfect I don't have to worry on guys hitting on me I can just drink and have fun. So I park my car I go inside the bar pay an admission fee(no problem) then I see this back part of the bar the guy stops me and says you have to pay to get back their its a private party I was like what the hell might as well.  
I promise you when I walked in on the stage was a stripper pole to the right, a "X" with hand cuffs attached, and last but not least a sex stool. I ask about it from a young lady who was wearing a Santa outfit she says "this is a SWINGER party and you can get on stage and be dominated from a women or male." Oh wow great so the young lady goes to the stage and she gets beat by the whip and slowly but surely it turned me on so much. I decided I would go next, the Dominatrices ask me to remove my clothes but I didnt wear panties or a bra she said you can be nude here, oh really jack pot off came the clothes. She buckled me to her chair and spanked and touch me oh my it was AMAZING the crowd loved it and this is not how I planned my night but its great. Ill be back at the next swinger party PROMISE!!!!!
What the craziest thing that ever happen to you when you least expected to???

so there inpounding a my truck the I had to take a drug test so paid 8 bucks to take a drug test then I walk to a grayhound bus stop then I ment a hooker I had money and every pocket an boots I she new a I had a wallet but She took me to meet her pimp I we got unto a fight he knife my pants and took a 100 bucks out of my pockey but took off when he thought he got it all but she follow me to get momey out of she talk me unto getting. a hotel room then we play she want me to talk her shopping I went to store she start ack wiered and the cop cime she takes off running. thay pick me up theb Let me go but watch me get on the bus back hone.

I awoke this morning a TER moderator! Not really, but my real story didn't make it through. I was professing my love for all people. BTW, I am so disappointed, I thought my life long dream had finally come true.

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It started on a Sunday morning with me a buddy of mine buying four bottles of Champagne for breakfast, a couple of hours later running out of Champagne and going back for four more, which we finished well before the early NFL games were over. The next few hours are a bit fuzzy, but I do vaguely remember doing shots of tequila with some chicas at the bar, and the rest of the evening is a complete blur.

Fast forward to the next morning, I wake up in my hotel room and don't have  clue to where I am. I don't even remember what country I am in, much less what hotel. Well after a few minutes elapse and I start to get my bearings I did remember that I was in Panama and started to recognize my hotel room and then I come to the realization that I am not alone in the bed, I can't see her because she is under the covers, but I can see the lump under the covers and feel the warmth of a naked body next to mine. THAT;s is when I got the "oh what the fuck did I do?" moment. lol

I have no idea what this women *well at least i hoped it was a woman. lol) was going to look like when I pulled back the covers, and to tell the truth I was terrified about what kind of behemoth I was going to find in bed with me, so I slowly and carefully so as not to wake her pulled back the covers and much to my surprise and delight I find this gorgeous little Colombiana, all of about 5; 3: and 105 lbs snuggled up next to me who immediately when the covers were pulled back snuggled even closer to me, and right then I realized all was right in the world. lol

She was so hot that I kept her around for another entire day, and even found out her name, which I promptly forgot by the next day I am sure.

All I can say  is that sometimes things just work out. lol

Fucking my neighbor's wife's visiting sister up against the side of their house one fine summer evening after his wife had gone to bed and he had passed out, and running into an ex-girlfriend at a beach bar and fucking her in the water while her date sat at the bar and several people watched us from the pier.

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but this one was a happy one. and NO, I have never had a Liberace moment. lol

I was doing outcall, and after a great session and interesting conversation I went to bed.. Around 2:00 A.M. I am woken by noise of someone opening the door. I was like WTF. It took me a few seconds to get to my senses, and by the time I was able to make it to the door, the person was gone. I opened the door, but couldn't see anyone in the lobby...  

Given the sheer numbers, I would have guessed you'd had a least a few hundred moments like that.

Heading to lax on the way to Vegas we wanted to go to a bar before takeoff. Best man nknew of this great club. He said last time he was there, tgere were hot woman everywhere. We get in an pay the cover. As we walk in the club I figured it out right away that it was a gay club. Not a good start for a bachelor party.  Somehow my buddy got us on the wrong street or door entrance. Here we are, 8 horny guys in a gay bar. There were guys dancing on stage kissing an grinding each other.  We had a beer got half our cover back an ran to the nearest strip club. And boom, Ron Jeremy was in front of us in the line.

Late at night in Vegas while playing blackjack. I'm sitting next to a young woman who is very pretty but totally unalluring and dressed down in sandals and a tee shirt. There was nothing special about her. She was very shy but after awhile she became very comfortable with me. We played for awhile then we lost all our money. So I call it a night. She offers to drive me to my hotel. We get a drink at the bar as a nice gesture for the ride. We kiss, then we go to my room and I had the best sex I could ever imagine. There was no talk of money what so ever during the time we were together. She had stayed for close to 2 hours and at the end before she leaves, she ask me if I had any "Girlfriend" money. I slipped her xxx amount, she left happy with a promise that I will see her again on my next visit. This was so unexpected.
This is just the summary of the evening, the details would trip you out

She had been flipped by the cops. I got arrested and was thrown into the cop van with a bunch of other Johns. When the sting operation ended and the provider too was put into the cop van with us.  
 All the Johns were pissed off at the provider and began cursing and all calling her a dirty whore. She began to get this glazed look in her eyes and then she stood up ripped her dress off. Suddenly the cursing stopped and a fucking gangbang began. All her holes were filled in less than a minute and both her hands held cocks and a few cocks were slapping her face. Two mouths were sucking her large breasts. They were real I am sure. BP providers don't have money for breast augmentations.  
 Of course my cock was the biggest and she came multiple times just looking at it.  
 All the fucking and thrusting made the van sway wildly and finally it rolled off the road to the ditch below. I died breaking my neck but not before ejaculating bareback in her islands of Greece.  
 My spirit now roams the I-90 corridor between Schaumburg and O hare and I log on to TER when the public library closes at night. The spirits of the cops also hang out with us Johns. These cops regret their career choice due to which they could not die fucking.  
 Oh to my fellow Muslim human beings. There are no virgins waiting after death.  

(for us, lol) if the chick had a dick!

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