would bea helluva icebreaker, eh?


HH

Please

Do you guys have a go to line when the lady opens the door? I usually say something dorky/funny/stupid to break the ice and relieve the nervousness.

I've mentioned something about being there for the sleepover, I am your new roommate, and when is dinner. Whether they have received genuine laughs or made the girl think "WTF am I in for?" I have had much success in having good appointment after good appointment.

I'm interested to hear what you guys have to say, and what the girls say about memorable lines

j/k.  Just say hello softly, or smile.

Haha!

Are you nervous between the "I'm ready call" and the time the door opens?

HAHAHA!

That would definitely be a great start

Posted By: HalfHour

would bea helluva icebreaker, eh?


HH

I really tried not to laugh out loud at this..
but I could not help it..

Thanks for the laugh...

" georgous eyes , the rest eh"

thats what I want written on my tombstone

Wow...   uhhh.. I mean hi.... ummm..   wow...   no offense, but you need better pictures...

As a former Marketing Executive, my motto was "figures can't lie, but liars can figure.". My job during advertising was to present the product in the best favorable light.  If I had a survey to report with mixed results, this required creative reporting.

I could take a negative survey result and make it positive.  For instance, if only 20% firmly supported a product and only 18% were firmly against it, I could honestly say that of the individuals surveyed 82% were in favor since they had not voiced a straight negative opinion.  Or simply state that this appealed to all but 18%, although I would most probably have reported the positive.

TER is looking for ways to increase membership.  This is not an altruistic enterprise.  Someone owns it, someone looks at it as an investment.  As such, they are looking to increase their revenue through growth.  Now, while we know that membership numbers may be on the rise, the critical piece is to convert that to paid memberships.  

In magazines and adult video, the "money shot" is generally the cum shot.  Its not called the money shot for nothing as this often draws the guys in to buy the video or mag.  That "cum on the face" pic is the big draw.

TER can capture its share of new paid readers by reporting those juicy details.  The "I felt my load blow deep inside her," or "the creampie review" will attract new readers even if they do not participate in this activity.  Do you think the erotic stories in most mags include "I slipped on the condom?". Generally not!!

So TER, seeing an opportunity to get more members who will pay to read reviews, whether its to know who to avoid or to read the accounts of individuals with similar (or different views) on BBFS, has chosen to present this scenario in a positive light.  As for the survey, I am not sure how accurate the results are.  Nothing against TER, but "were there any safeguards to preclude ballot stuffing or multiple votes?"

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It is nice to be pleased when she opens the door..

Give her a compliment.
Give her a hug, and if she seems receptive, a kiss.
Put the envelope on the table
And ask if I can take a shower.

Usually that puts the lady at ease that I know what I am doing, and gives her a few minutes to get over any initial nervousness, A lot of times I have taken a towel off housekeeping's cart, and that gives us something to chat about (she asks what it is).

A nice hug kind of says everything that's on my mind - communicates how happy I am to see the lady in question.

To be completely honest, the little things we do after the door opens - lock the door, hang up the coat, shut off the cell phone, open the wine - kind of ease any tension that might exist when strangers meet. No need for dorky lines, I don't think.

That sounds like something mrfisher would say.

I guess if a person never met him and talked with him as much as I have, and will continue to, it might be misinterpreted as to the way a person actually is.

For instance. It could be said that I constantly have a foul mouth, am under the influence 24/7, and though I state I don't give a damn about anything or anyone there are many people that know different.

I'll give you this, at least. When you did say some not so nice things to mrfisher about your thoughts towards him, you did it under your handle and didn't hide under an alias.

I knew a lady, once, that was working out of a high rise on the west coast. I walked in, the lights were low, the candle was burning and I had not said anything yet and I notice her strap on (it was glow in the dark) was on the ground to the right of the couch. She had offered me a drink and was getting it when I looked her in the eyes and asked "do you have penis envy?" while holding said apparatus.
LOL

I always get a kick out how mistresses try to be so cold and cruel and in the middle of a session, something just makes both people laugh, whether it be her trying walk in insane heels (or him) and stumbling or just having something really ridiculous happen in the session (ie Knew a girl that the strap-on dildo broke in half in mid session, doesn't Consumer Reports test those things too?). (just watched the kink.com outtakes)

I have never, ever understood what possesses a man, or a woman, to pay someone to forcebly restrain someone, assault them with every known appartus from the Spainish Inquistion and then part with cash for that service.....LOL. I guess everyone has their thing and more power to them.