I'm here for you.


HalfHour

Step One is where you discover, with your sponsor's help, what draws you to the board. You do that by getting together for a couple  of hours and going onto the boards together.

Step Two is where you repeat Step One except you're both naked and drinking wine.

Not sure about Step Three. I've been stuck at Step Two for a while.


HH

keep that self-proclaimed drunken welcome wagon at bay.

... because there should be!  If anyone would have ever told me that I would later become addicted to a community board for any particular group, I would have laughed in their face at their facetious statement & shouted, "rehab is for quitters!"  But I fear this has become the case.  Every chance I get I find myself sitting in front of the words of so many a story, addicted to the outcome of a situation at interest, as though I'm 12 yrs old again, playing hooky from school, & able to pick up where I left off on that favorite soap opera.  And though it has its share of "bad acting", this board is the reality version of that popular soap, complete with high ratings... sometimes it's predictable, sometimes it's funny, sometimes it's absurd, but it's always interesting somewhere, which is what draws me in, time & time again.  I try so hard not to interject on many of the topics, just in case anyone should notice my frequency, but that is just down-right difficult some of the time, being as opinionated as I usually am.  Am I just a desperate-for-a-cheap-thrill Provider with too much time on my hands, & if so, what does that make everyone else who fits into my frequency-equation for number of weekly visits?  Or am I just as typical as the next avid reader and/or participant, but who just isn't familiar with this sort of behavior, as I've only been active within this new obsession of mine for roughly 3 months?  I even risk writing this post, as there is no going back while I succumb my position.

Fuck that shit! Nice ass, BTW... ....

After a while it gets tiring. Same old shit. Every few days someone brings up the tried and true BBBJ or not. Or the Blacklist deal. Or the 'WTF do I do when my ol' lady busts my dumbass'...

Fuck.

Not to mention the other drunken idiots. Craving attention more so than pussy.

Kelsi, let's get together. Have some drinks, and fuck. We'll talk, of course. I'm a multi-pop kinda guy. Hope you don't mind?  

Maybe you and I can put our heads together and cum up with something for the powers that be?

Anyway, wanna give it a shot?!

Ah shit!  Does this mean I have to do those "12-step" thingies where I have to apologize to everyone I've hurt on this board?  Crap!  Are you sure you're up for this HH?  

Posted By: HalfHour

I'm here for you.


HalfHour

Hmmm... Not sure who should give who the time of day here.......

Well I am honored, coming from you, & even though I'm just one of your many attacks, though you probably don't remember, I'll take that statement as being your way of an apology & apologize too, as I shall hold no grudge of such little significance.  Peace.
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You can try. You stay away from months and then you will be coming back. Reading reviews, catching up with new friends, seeing about the latest scandal going on. The boards make the hobby fun. Great place to meet a lady or guy that you would never normally consider. When you meet it seems like the sessions are hotter. I know that is the case with me with a provider I meet a few weeks ago. We can't wait to meet again.

Yes, there is such a group. You phone their number and they send at least two seasoned reps over to drink with you until the urge passes. (Ok, old joke,formerly applied to mythical group called 'Athletics Anonymous' but couldn't resist.)

and it's called self-control .

I have so much more time since I turned off my computer for the day. When I come back in the evening it's fresh material for me to read with more interesting comments that haven't had to read mine.

Being a top poster is like sitting in the dunce chair and getting all the class ridicule you. Your going to take pot shots more than the once in a while poster. I'm sure I deserved those rotten eggs splattered all over my face but I thought I had so much to say and share. Now I pick what really is interesting to me and post. What I have to say is my contribution to the company I keep here and hope those who are interested think the same.

Kisses Haley

There's a private facility up here in Mt Vernon -- the way they manage this is to make wi-fi so intermittent that the disconnects and slow load times act as negative reinforcement for relapse.

Fees start at $5k/week and you even have a private ho who rewards you w an hour session of full GFE for each day you go without a post (doh! there goes my BBBJ for the night!). The whole deal is managed by Drew Pinsky -- crafty as that fellow is, you can't run a singe page-view by him.


Now I'm gonna hit "post message" and see how long/whether the site ever reloads.. wish me luck

Re: Fuck that shit! Nice ass, BTW... ....

Second that -- Kelsi looks to be one sexy gazelle

Man, if I were closer to Feinix...

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I know that silly goose... I'm the 'Rewards Ho', Big Boy!  Didn't you recognize me despite the wig?