Any advice on how we can be better clients?  Obviously freshly showered, and fresh breath.  Does it help to be groomed 'down there'?  Does a client get a bit longer service if you're not picking hair out of your teeth?

Tighty whities?  Tired of seeing them?  I always get a smile when I'm commando, and seemingly better service when you're not wasting time getting out of your 'gear'.

Better to call five minutes before time of session, arrive ten or fifteen minutes early?  Notify you if we're on our way?

Thoughts?

I like to wear makeup but it’s simply so annoying when a client keeps touching my face I understand if we are sucking each other’s face out but no I mean just touching it, grabbing my face and etc...also when they trick to stick their tounge in my ear.

..  contact me and say ..
 I saw your website and saved your number and I’m in Vegas Now ..  can you come over Now?
Now? ..ummm,  considering I am in the middle of  Costco with a huge shopping cart full of items..more than likely nOt.  
 Gentlemen please, if you see a lady  that piques your interest and you are coming into her city… Pre-booking is King!
  Nothing more irritating than missing out on meeting a new friend because he decided to… Save my number and call last minute to come .. nOw.  

Amen

Yep - it is really annoying when they assume you just sit around freshly showered in lingerie, waiting for them to call you at some random moment. I try to accommodate spontaneity, especially from a client I have seen before, but it is bad form to approach a provider for a first time with a last minute request for a meeting. The other issue sometimes, is the person who asks if you are available for the evening or weekend and you say yes and as the day or time of day draws near, you send out a few texts, politely asking him to narrow the timeframe and he ignores those texts until you get the one that wants you to be available right away.

1. Stay out of my inbox unless you are booking an appointment or sending me something good.  

2. Get your scratchy ass feet off my back when I'm giving you a blowjob. Why do y'all do this?  

3. Stop salivating all over my pussy when you eat it. That shit is gross and throws off the PH balance in my vagina.  

4. For fucks sake, SHAVE YOUR FACE before going down! That 9'O clock shadow feels like a goddam CACTUS on my pussy!  

5. While your going down, stop trying sticking to stick that one scratchy ass finger into my vagina. It's annoying as fuck.  

6. White men, this ones for you. Stop asking me for drugs! Just because I'm black doesn't mean I do drugs nor know where to find them.  

7. If you have ED issues, I nor God can help you. A trip to the doctor will do you better than I ever will.  

8. Wash your ass.  

9. Indian clients, this ones for you. Please pull back that foreskin and wash yourself! Dick cheese is not part of my culture.  

10. Black clients, this ones for you: NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE SIZE OF YOUR DICK.

Thank you.

is that he got cancelled on by the provider he really wanted to see, and is not reaching out to fill the void.

 
At least he didn't line you up and cancel (or NCNS) at the last second.

Biggest pet peeves
Please don’t tell me you love me don’t ask for my real name.

It might cost you the loss of some ncns arseholes.

Those are two of my biggest pet peeves too!

Except for me it's more like, don't tell me you're IN love with me.  That's all it would take to ruin a beautiful p4p relationship.  

I just had a girl tell me she loved me right in the middle of having sex last night. It was both a turn on and a bit disconcerting at the same time.

 
But in all fairness she barely speaks English so I didn't  really read too much into it. She still charged me for the session so I doubt she is really in love with me. lol

but the bank certainly thinks they do. lol

 
I think you can "like" a client and still charge him. but love??? I will never believe that a woman charging me by the hour to have sex with her actually loves me.

FUCK YES.
#3, 4, 7, and 9 are so, so accurate.

Yep, sweaty balls aren't great but surprisingly limp dick is literally the worst thing about my sex life. You'll expect her to go down on you to try and help get it up but the truth is it's disgusting. I'll do it anyway, but a hard dick is just so much sexier and gets me going! (Sorry!)  
Also for me firm hands are nice. Those soft, barely-touching-my-skin, teasing touches and kisses turn me off personally. Also only lick the clit! The mouth is the dirtiest part of the body and vaginas are very susceptible to germs.  

What makes a great client is straight to the point messages.
"I would like to see you on this day, at this time, for this amount of time.  
If that doesn't work, please let me know when works for you".

Sorry to be so blunt.

You mean you want it hard right out of the box?   That's a tall order for some of us older gents.  I can get it up, but it doesn't pop out like a prairie dog out of a burrow.  It needs a little coaxing.

"Limp dick is disgusting" was a genuine shocker.  

I guess there are a couple of pet peeves that I have…but maybe it’s only me. When it’s the first time we are together, and she asks me about my love life. Do you have a girlfriend or are you married? The second one is, she asks me what positions do you like or what do you like to do? I always say, go with the flow…

It all depends on the individual and how they take care of themselves. Being uncircumcised doesn't mean the guy is going to be dirty down there.  

 As for licking kitty, gotta ask the girl because everyone is different. Some ladies you can't lick right on the button right away. So ask. Definitely ask if the lady wants a finger inside because some don't like that and it can be very odd putting and distracting at first.  

 So I am here for your pleasure and I am all about customer service. I just ask that the man be clean and a gentleman. I may be a provider but I am not a blow up doll.  

 Sure I could be like no skid marks, wash your ass, eat a PAC of breath mints! But to be honest I don't really run into these types of problems.  My clients seem happy and excited to see me so they prepare as if they are on a date! They are!  

 Plus anything like people trying to text and never book a solid appt doesn't occur too much because I can kindly let them know I am here for them when they ARE ready to book.  

  Sorry if my answer wasn't controversial enough but I am just being honest.

Thank You scotty66.  Completely agree. Turning 70 soon and am lucky to live in Vegas  where there are many lovely providers who provide "sensual interaction" and don't care about the "pop".

First of all, I don't find limp dicks - or a soft touch - disgusting.  

I've seen a number of gents with ED over the years - some have "warned" me first, and some have explained the situation in person.   Either works for me, but I'd think it would be more comfortable for you to simply explain your situation when making the appointment.  Or do some ladies say they are okay with it - but get resentful anyways?

From what I've heard from other clients with ED, you are not alone when it comes to the occasional awkwardness!

Oh Jesus! I’d have to say the tongue in the ear is and always will be disgusting to me.

Just... WOW! Pretty much all of my peeves are listed! You ladies did grrrrrrEAT!

just ask first and accept our response, whatever it may be

oh and make sure to clip your fingernails and wash your hands thoroughly, or there's no chance in hell we'll let them near our kitty when you look like freddy cougar, we don't need cuts and infections.

Touching face, I can kind of deal with. My makeup is light enough that it’s not shocking if some of it wears off in the heat of the moment.

What I can’t wrap my brain around is men who LICK your face! True life episode last week: my client licked my face, my nose, thought he was going to go into my nostril several times! Licked my eyelids, my freaking eyelashes and then.... tongue in my damn ear. Yeah, for some people, tongue in the ear gets them hot. Totally get that. But licking a woman’s face?!?! What gives??? 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

I have never done that, but I think that I might have the answer… it always goes back to porn. Lately, I have seen some lesbian porn and the women are licking/sucking the other woman’s face. I’m talking about sucking on their nose, licking their eyes, and so forth…a total face job.

The sensuality of it all is my favorite thing. Kissing, electricity, connection, all vital.  

I'm just saying that dicks are already not the most attractive thing, but being limp it feels uncooked perhaps. Haha

I don't mean to make you feel bad if you have ED. In fact, I would say in my experience, the majority of men that I've seen have trouble getting up or staying up for very long time because most of them are older and that's common. I don't expect it to come out of the pants hard as a rock, but I will say that my favorite sessions are after kissing, touching and creating that electricity, we both get eagerly turned on.

Also never think the pop is important. Men tend to think the women care if they cum or not and I personally care more about the journey than the destination. So don't be embarrassed (by that or ED)!

WOW... that's unbelievable to hear that from an escort.

LMAO!  

This is a great post.  I applaud you for posting it.

My pet peeves is  

1. When a man schedules time with me but instead of letting me know he has to cancel,  he just doesn't bother to show up.  It is very rude and discourteous.  There were several times where I had another gentlemen who wanted to see me during that time but due to the fact I already had someone scheduled I was not able to accommodate him.  When a man doesn't bother to show up,  it causes me to lose money.  

2.  Men,  please wash yourself down and back there before showing up.  If you don't have a way to do so,  feel free to ask to use my shower when you arrive.  There is nothing worse than getting intimate with a man only to smell sweaty balls or worse a smelly backside.

3.  Please don't try to stick your finger in my private or anywhere else while doing oral.  It is not comfortable.

I hope this helps.

Juliette

A very interesting & informative post. Being new to all of this , it is helpful to get the provider's input. Thanks to all.

i squirt and clients ate sometimes so mystifed by this that the will rub my clit until its sore. Just leave that to me!

..for the most part,if we are having our first appt-my dick will probably be limp (a naked woman with an open pussy doesn't always work any more)..i would hope the woman im with would be sensual enough to get me hard...the same way i hope to get my partner wet..if we fit,then maybe our future appts will have my pants on fire...

So in one post, you've described issues with White, Indian and Black men. Guess the major groups still remaining to be on your 'List' seem to be - Far East Asian and Hispanic. I'm sure it won't be long before they're added to this list.

 
So surprised that you've had such terrible experiences so far and my heart bleeds for you

But, based on your (and some other) comments I've come to the profile of your "Ideal Client":      
- Some one who is very clean
- Some one who brings your donation, notes/envelopes can be dirty because you've not specified anything against it and I cannot assume that you've never had dirty notes/envelopes and hence think it is ok with you
- Comes in, drops envelope, sits in a corner chair with his dick out, plays with himself since you don't like to be touched or your pussy eaten etc.
- Do please let us know if rubber pushing against your pussy wall is also a problem (perhaps pussy is allergic to rubber) in which case the main event would be off limits too.  
- Goes away after the set time.
Wow!! Keep this up and maybe it would cost you more than 'some' appointments.

 
No-one is perfect, not clients not providers. Every person has a different way of getting pleasure. Some providers like FIV, some don't. Some like DFK some don't. Some like clit play, some don't. Some like pussy lips licked/sucked, some don't. So please get off your high horse and don't think that just because you don't like something then other providers have an issue with it as well.

 
To mark various races/ethnicities in one swoop shows nothing but horrible judgment and YES I'll be the first to acknowledge that I have no intention of seeing providers who have this much hate/hostility against multiple races/ethnicities. Thankfully, only a handful of providers seem to share your thinking as most providers that I've been have not displayed this hostility and my time and money are better spent on them rather than wasting on someone who shares your thinking. I deal with hostility all the time in regular life, don't need it to intrude in my 'fun' time.

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and not just in the hobby are time wasters.  If someone continuously waste my time and doesn't make up for it with me they go in my ignore DNS file in my head.

Heaux's Ad Board Post: I am a sweet, open-minded GND with a kinky side who delights in non-judgmental explorations of  our wildest fantasies.

Heaux's Regional Board Post: And if you even think of touching me with one of your filthy paws God help you 'cause I swear I'll cut your ass.

I have a gentleman that I visit with each time I visit Omaha.  He is always very clean and fresh.  He shared with me his secret.  He swears by this product and I can testify that it works.

http://freshballs.com/

 
Hugs,
Juliette

I have used it for some time, at first I was thinking, got another product to make the little guys feel like molasses…I actually like the product. It’s better than the flour taste in her mouth

Her pussy her choice. Youre a dumbass making it some kind of racist bullshit. The comment she made about all 3 are statistically correct I believe, prove me wrong. The rest are personal preferences, including those 3, ask the other ladies if they agree, ask anyone if they are offended by what she said. And I’m sure she’s happy to know you are one of those she lost, ohh my.

So get a freakin life already

Omg it’s his fantasy his time his time let him promise the stars in the sky and moon for Christ’s sakes, then toss his ass out the door when the time is up.  

It should only be a problem if they start stalking or asking to meet the parents LoL  

Some guys haven’t had an intimate connection with anyone but themselves. I think there saying I Love You is best if it helps them finish faster.  

It’s all an act which guys are willing to pay for, so why the big deal if they are acting out professing the love?

I mean seriously, many of the Asians I’ve seen would say I’m Superman, at first it was flattering, later I thought they meant I fucked to hard and too long. In many cases that may have been true.

It’s only a problem if you find out they are serious and it’s unwanted. Until then, what ever gets them off as long as they are paying for it and not stalking you, who cares.

As for your girl, hell, she only said that in hopes you would hurry up and finish, I’m sure she didn’t call or start stalking you, yet her lose, you’re quit the catch I’m guessing hahaha

Yes you’re right, it might have been best to leave this one alone LoL

Look at you. Making dumbass comments yourself and then calling others names.

 
Nowhere did I mention that it is not her choice. It is her choice to either be a provider or if she has such a problem with a vast majority of clients, to quit this. And it is my choice whether to see such providers or NOT to see them.

 
white clients asking black providers for drugs? black clients hung up on the size of their junk? Indian clients needing to clean uncircumcised dicks?

Only a dumbass like yourself would try to state that those facts are statistically proven and ask others to disprove a dumb theory. Who did this study? What was the sample size? What methodology did you use? Any Blind study? There is a difference betweens statistically proven and plain anecdotes. Learn some stuff about statistics before you open your dumb mouth.

 
And if one has a problem with White, Black and Indian clients what is the statistical size that one has an issue with? A large portion of your clients... Now do some statistics on that you and understand them before making stupid comments.

 
As SidneyStarr mentioned later, if you'd cared to read - Each person is different and hence experiences vary from person to person, personal likes and dislikes play a large part. And that is what I mentioned, Every person is different and one cannot generalize.

and while I am not "offended" by what she had to say, it shows an attitude on her part that quite frankly I don't care for in the women I choose to pay for sex.

 
You do have the right to come on the boards acting like a bitch, and we have the right to pick someone else to give our hard earned money to. I notice you were smart enough to make your post using an alias. I guess you don't want your comments to be associated with your hooker persona. If you are so secure in "your pussy, your rules" why hide behind an alias?

I'll come in clean and with the money. The rest we'll just have to figure out the hard way.

Agree completely. Have always went to a session and experienced everything the "hard" way, the "harder" the better  

I always greet and offer water or have lots of drinks clients can choose from. While making the drink, I’ll ask if he needs a towel to shower and have men’s products. Most times after offer shower for his sake.

What I don’t like is like most the last minute men who don’t want to comply with screening as well as calling 24/7 to awaken me if I forget to turn the phone off or need it’s alarm when on my ad it clearly states how to contact me and that no calls will be answered or returned. Seems they see the pic and then a number without reading anything.

Absolutely PRICELESS!!!!  LMFAO!!!  Thank you for saying what many of us think but won't say!!!!  Actually, I would say it but not nearly as perfectly as you have said here!!!  

-AK

1. TAKE A SHOWER THAT IS LONGER THAN 10 MINS
2. USE DEODORANT
3. TRIM YOUR PUBIC AREA
4. BREATHMINTS FEEL BETTER THAN HOT BREATH WHEN U EAT MY PUSSY
AND 5. DO NOT REVIEW ME. PLEASE! LOL.  

I think my 55 reviews are more than enough

Id like to book an appointment with you now, THAT'S how much i appreciate your honesty

Sex for me has always been about pleasure. It is not about PIV. It is not even all about orgasms (not everyone experiences pleasure while orgasming). But sex is about PLEASURE!  

If pleasure for you means a lot of sensuality regardless of PIV, CELEBRATE IT! This is part of your sexuality, and I'm so glad you are hobbying away and finding pleasure in YOUR desires!  

Flipping the coin, I think a lot of providers feel burdened by "expectations". In our society, we are burdened by the expectation that we all must "perform" and that "performance" looks very rigid. For women/providers, the expectation is that we MUST be hot so as to get you up. If we can't get you up, we have "failed". (I'm sure the gents here know what stereotypes are associated with them)

So I suggest that the next time you experience resentment from a provider, try communicating that your expectations don't allign with stereotypes i.e. you're not expecting her to get you "up" but that your pleasure comes in a different package.

I REALLY dislike my hair being pulled. I understand that some folks enjoy it (hell, I do a lot of hairpulling ). Before you pull someone's hair: ASK! Ask before you get down and dirty to not make it awkward. Ask afterwards for a next time. But don't pull someone's hair before asking. It's a sensitive spot.  

Also, if you're going to go for it, don't pull at 5 strands of my hair. Whatever you grab with your fistful is NOT adequate amount of hair you've grabbed for hair pulling. Take a LOT of hair, and then some more for it to be enjoyable for the receiver.

END OF MESSAGE

"don't review me" ... since TER rewards reviews, you may be on the wrong site.  

if she makes it more than a request and makes it her "policy", she will quickly find herself delisted

Much of what you say is all comes from common sense or your personal preference.  However, with respect to gentlemen who suffer from ED you are being somewhat hypocritical given your P411 profile states "disability friendly" and "senior friendly".  Consulting with a doctor can find ways to get an erection (e.g. pills, injections, pumps, etc,) but that may not be the clients objective.  Intimate time with a beautiful woman can be extremely rewarding unto itself.  I have always been honest with my disabilities and have been turned down only once in 41 years of playing.

I have the best time with gentleman who relax and enjoy their time and communicate openly about what they want out of our time together. Tell me if I can do something different or better for you. This is your time. If it's something I'm not comfortable with I will tell you without judging your request.  

Feel free to enjoy my body but pay attention to my body language and pay attention to my subtle hints so I don't have to interrupt the flow to say "stop doing that".  I will gently redirect a hand or activity if it's doing something I'm not enjoying.  Just pay atention to me as I do for you but,  also remember I can't read minds and WANT to know what you like. Any intimate rubbing requires a barrier, I value both of our safety. If you push this issue it wil be our very last meeting.  There are a lot of things we can work through with comfort and preferences but this is NOT one of them.  Please realize everyone has their own comfort level. Orally I'm very liberal (provided there are no hygiene issues) but otherwise I'm quick to cover or to keep some clothing on if you enjoy grinding foreplay.  

PLEASE remember everybody is different and has different chemistry and reviews are often embellished. Some people have no understanding of what their partner is REALLY enjoying  and write reviews based off their fantasy. Reviews are great guidelines but, my chemistry is different with each individual creating unique experiences with everyone.  

If you have performance problems I don't mind a bit. Don't get yourself so frustrated it makes it worse. There are plenty of things we can do during our time together. Getting worked up makes it worse. Don't worry about it and let things flow naturally. BUT please don't overstay your time because you are having completion issues. If you know it takes you longer be courteous enough to schedule a longer appointment. I can help you explore things that will help but I encourage you to visit your doctor as well.  

I really appreciate when gentleman keep an eye on the clock. I am not a clock watcher and it is very uncomfortable for me to have to be pushy when I realize we are over our time. I have one amazing client who always sets his alarm for 10 minutes before our time is up so he will be respectful and neither of us even glance at the clock during a session.  Thank you for not asking for off the clock time with me. I am happy to go to breakfast, lunch, dinner or to a movie with you but those activities should  all be included in the time scheduled. I've learned with experience that blurring those lines never ends well.  

Gifts and tips are NEVER expected but it really makes my day to be surprised with a little something extra no matter the monetary value.  

I appreciate when gentleman are exactly on time. I plan so that I have just enough time to be freshly showered and ready for you. If you arrive early I will probably not be ready. If you arrive late, I expect you to stick to your originally scheduled departure time unless I offer an exception. Please wait in your car until I text you the room number. I will include directions to navigate the hotel so you don't look out of place. Thank you for helping me stay discrete.  

Since I mainly see people in my hometown, and discretion is a big deal to me, don't approach me if you see me in public. Send me a text to say hi if you see me. I always extend the same courtesy. And as we see each other and develop our friendship please keep any personal details I choose to share with you to yourself.  This includes ALL personal details such as my hobbies, the location where we met, etc. I consider everything we share confidential and expect you to do the same. Please don't lay in another providers bed and share things about me that I've shared with you and don't pry for personal information.  

Please feel free to critique our time together. This can easily be done in a positive way so I know what you enjoyed and if there was anything you wanted more of or would like to skip next time. I'm not taking about a review, I'm talking about personalized correspondence between us.  

I appreciate your not asking for a specific hairstyle, lipstick color, etc. especially for our first visit. Thank you for allowing me to be comfortable, although I don't mind general requests please leave off the specifics. The more comfortable I am, the better time you will have. I can assure you of that. Take the time to read my ads. I deliver what I promise. I don't show my face in my ads (don't ask me for a face pic) do some research.  I'm not a super model or a glamor girl. I'm a casual girl next door that doesn't wear a lot of make up yet still have many compliments on my looks in my reviews.  

And finally, don't ask me to "make an exception" on my screening. I'm unapologetically thorough. If we are not a match, no hard feelings. I have policies in place that make me feel comfortable meeting. In order to have a great time, feeling comfortable is a necessity. That goes for both sides so if you are not comfortable with what I require no worries.  

Of course, hygiene is huge. I don't think I have to even say that. My shower is always available. The better you scrub, the better time you will have. Dancing around under the water for a few seconds doesn't do a thing for the areas I would like to focus on. Using a soapy washcloth and going over all the creases and folds multiple times is the only way to get clean. If you are not circumcised I have no issue with that, as long as you have excellent hygiene you get the full menu.  

I know this is a seemingly long list of "requreiements" but you asked and I feel like the more open we are, the better experiences we all have.  

Happy Turkey Day from NC!!
Sweet Jenna

Very well said to the point on several points in a  polite way.

Thank you, my friend

very thorough and thoughtful.  

Its a request. Smarty GaG.  

And i am RETIRING IN 4 WEEKS GUYS. Like seriously, not that ive seen anybody since Nov 4th LOL.  

Thats the only reason i say DON'T REVIEW ME, because it will be removed bt Jan 1st, so there isnt a point to writing one imho.

My biggest pet peeve is when a client makes an appt then goes crickets after I've spent time to verify him!!

2nd is bad breath!! Seriously bad breath is such a turnoff!! Come on you want dfks but come in with stinky breath!! Gum is $1.50 at the most!!  Toothpaste & breath wash are just lying around in my bathroom so help yourself!!!  

3rd BO!!! If you're a hairy guy please use extra deo!!!  

Please groom at home. Not at the location we are meeting. If you do have to groom in the bathroom please be considerate making sure there is no stragglers left in the tub or sink area. It's kind of a turn off to use a bathroom covered with hair right before we engage. Thanks for asking!

4. For fucks sake, SHAVE YOUR FACE before going down!  

 
Why do men wear beards in the first place? Do some women secretly like them?

 
Why are both of the major holiday gift catalogs (LLB and LE) vying with each other to see whose male models can sport the grubbiest looking beards? What's going on there?

I know right, I do have a life/another job. I don't mind when someone asks last minute but if I say I can't accommodate you don't be mad. Too often clients don't read ads that say no last minute calls and then call expecting immediate service. If you want an escort who is always available then call someone who doesn't ask for advance notice. smh

I just saw a lesbian clip over the weekend, and yes, the nose-licking, nose-sucking, eye-licking, it was kind of crazy. I didn't realize it was a thing.

Some women not-so-secretly like them. Mine is trimmed, kept clean, and long enough that I don't think it scratches any tender parts. Anyway I've never heard complaints about it. I'm not a fan of stubble or the haven't-shaved-in-four-days look, though.

Personally, I think male catalog/fashion models are about as realistic a measure of real-life attractiveness for men as anorexic blank-faced Vogue models are for women. But that's just me opining and digressing.

Male gay fashion designers are going to make females look like young boys.

The tongue in the ear
Bad body odors and breath
Sucking the mess out of my tongue (The tip of my tongue is so sore)
Holding their climax for long periods of time that they can't release (I always feel bad that I couldn't make someone happy)
Lube in my hair
Licking my face

I don't mean "brushed 30 mins ago". I mean - brushed 5 mins ago, used mouthwash 5 seconds ago. Clean hands, and put away your laptops!