I'm fucking busy! I have no idea when I'm gonna be in the mood for sex.....except bedtime lol. I have better things to do than to be enslaved bye sex.

last minute

Could be:
1. provider flaked
2. all of a sudden you had some free playtime
3. SO pissed you off
4. just got horny
5. got hot at the blackjack table and want to celebrate

I won't accept them because it's obvious that you don't want to see me, you just want to fuck a hole.    

Then afterwards, when you are pissed at yourself for not waiting to see the lady you really wanted to see, then you get buyer's remorse and write a mediocre to bad review and put my biz in the shitter just because you can't control your little head.

"Well she really wasn't my type, but I just needed to get off"  

Sound familiar

1. very busy
2. not everything in the family gets planned, so it's a bit hard to say during a Saturday afternoon "sorry honey, I have to see a provider" when I get asked to run an errand. (and I don't cancel appointments with providers).  By doing last minute, I can choose a time that doesn't raise any suspicion.

I agree,  

I like to plan well in advance, that way through emails or calls you can get a feel of who you'll be meeting for the first time.

For me a last minute booking is made at least several days in advance.

There are all kinds of women who cater to all kinds of needs...

I personally can't do last minute. I know you guys are like "Really, wtf you're on here all damn day, why can't you work?" Because, I don't want to lol.

Seriously, I like to know a few days in advance, because I don't just go to hotels.com, rent some 3 star hotel, then show up with nothing but condoms and lube. It takes time and money to provide what I do, and other people are involved other than me and said client.  

It's not that I am annoyed with guys who like last minute appts. but I am annoyed with guys who would try that shit with me, because it's fkin obvious if I require screening, it's not going to happen that fast, unless you're going the employment route. Even then, so many other things I have to do just to arrange even a 2 hour appt.  

My agency caters to last minute callers, because the girls like working that way. If they didn't, they would go indy

Due to schedule & other things.. I tend to book well in advance... Touring, work schedule..etc If/ when a pre-date falls through, and that happens.... I may have a fall back plan. Rarely has that ever worked out better than my expectation of the original and it's changed my philosophy.... Now I refrain from buying on that day.