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mrfisher 115 Reviews 2045 reads
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So, what's the funniest or strangest term you've ever heard for it?....

A saw a gal from Hawaii a few weeks ago.  She said it was time to "oof".

Apparently that's the Hawaiian term for it.  I love its earthy quality

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 282 reads
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"Hide the sausage." -e-


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MiMi See my TER Reviews 467 reads
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Or, for those little cocktail weenies...

"Throwing a hotdog down a hallway"

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 578 reads
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Slipping a little . . . .

butter into your bran muffin.

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 547 reads
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Sorry but that's BS.

It's not a Hawaiian term.  

Posted By: mrfisher
A saw a gal from Hawaii a few weeks ago.  She said it was time to "oof".  
   
 Apparently that's the Hawaiian term for it.  I love its earthy quality.  
   
 

nothrofboston 24 Reviews 405 reads
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Turkey time ... eom


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coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 534 reads
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Or, for those stretched out women . . .

Dangling a rope in a well.

nothrofboston 24 Reviews 617 reads
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8 / 35
Or as Bessie Smith says ...

for you Fishbro...

-- Modified on 10/22/2016 10:40:53 PM

Related Link: https://youtu.be/meuwKhPGItk

lopaw 29 Reviews 486 reads
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9 / 35
That sounds like the sound I make when I trip over a chair in a dark stripclub -e-


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nothrofboston 24 Reviews 409 reads
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10 / 35
maybe she said .....

poop. My ears ain't what they used to be either ... lol

ZoePiers See my TER Reviews 321 reads
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11 / 35
"Flowerbed"

Not the funniest or the strangest but, I almost never hear any one call Pussy- Flowerbed. Does anyone  know of the term?

Zoe Piers

sympathyforthedevil 57 Reviews 428 reads
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12 / 35
From college

Hide tha salami

And my favorite for girls with nipples showing... nips in the air

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 358 reads
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OMG, that was you?!! -e-


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lopaw 29 Reviews 414 reads
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Yup. That's me - graceful as an elephant. -e-


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BigPapasan 3 Reviews 366 reads
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15 / 35
Another one for the fishmeister...........


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Related Link: "I Want a Hot Dog for My Roll"

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 337 reads
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16 / 35
Taking the skin boat to Tuna Town. (E)


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BigPapasan 3 Reviews 330 reads
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"Hide the cannoli" - if you're Italian. (E)


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ToniLove See my TER Reviews 295 reads
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18 / 35
Getting the nookie EOM


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nothrofboston 24 Reviews 284 reads
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Dip your wick ... eom


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Hot.Pony.1959 11 Reviews 342 reads
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My Root Your Canal

I played in San Diego's OMBAC Over The Line 3 on 3 softball tournament with two dentists.  The name of our team was My Root Your Canal.  For those of you unfamiliar with this annual event it's two consecutive weekends of partying, and the names of the teams are pretty unique.  It's hard to get signed up to participate, but if you ever get the chance it's well worth the experience. Summertime fun in the SoCal sun

GaGambler 373 reads
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Hide the "Vienna Sausage, if you are hung like a hummingbird"

I actually like the way a lot of Asian girls say it. Let's go make "boom boom"

12pointbuck75 18 Reviews 427 reads
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Pet the "Cooter" E


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voyager-43 11 Reviews 429 reads
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Watch the end of Grumpy Old Men

they show outtakes of Burgess Meredith running through his repertoire of phrases for sex. It is hilarious.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 321 reads
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That is fucking hysterical, in more ways that one. Thanks. eom


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mrfisher 115 Reviews 441 reads
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Umm, guys, and gal....I wasn't talking about sex, I was talking about getting some dinner...

What a bunch of dirty minds you all have

mrfisher 115 Reviews 447 reads
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26 / 35
Oh, and another thing....

Gottcha!

8o)

mrfisher 115 Reviews 395 reads
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27 / 35
She's from Hilo. Maybe it's local slang there. eom


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bergenbob 2 Reviews 372 reads
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28 / 35
Re: Watch the end of Grumpy Old Men

My favorite of those is "Taking old one eye to the optomitrist"
 

Posted By: voyager-43
they show outtakes of Burgess Meredith running through his repertoire of phrases for sex. It is hilarious.

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 450 reads
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Very old but still the strangest to me is, "Getting your ashes hauled." Eom


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ToniLove See my TER Reviews 502 reads
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Re: Very old but still the strangest to me is, "Getting your ashes hauled." Eom

Damn, that almost sounds like a death threat. I haven't heard that one before and if I did, my pussy would probably close up. Lol
XOXO
TL

2648667 31 Reviews 263 reads
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31 / 35
Never heard that one either...

And it does kinda sound like a death threat. Close up!? That's not what we want! LoL!

micktoz 43 Reviews 320 reads
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Where I come from we used to call it...

Root a Slappa!

Loosely translated to, Fuck a Sex Worker.

OzzieM 2 Reviews 415 reads
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Simple explanation

Before central heat, homes were heated by open fires in fireplaces.  The ashes would accumulate in the firebox and it would have to be cleaned out from time to time to allow for better combustion.  Most chimneys had a hatch on the outside, so you could open the hatch, shovel or scrape out the ashes, and thus clean the fireplace and promote better fires.

Getting one's ashes hauled referred to the process of cleaning out a fireplace.  The parallel to draining one's pipes is easy to conceive

nothrofboston 24 Reviews 187 reads
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bullshite TL ... your pussy

ain't drying up for the grim reaper... you jokin` ...lol

bergenbob 2 Reviews 295 reads
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going heels to Jesus


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