1 Make me feel like I'm the only guy in the room at the time

2 Make sure I don't taste the last guy's rubber, or something worse, Goddess forbid....

3 Accomodate my need for large size condoms by providing a large thin type or allowing me to supply my own

4 Enjoy yourself! I will! Please feel comfortable letting me know how I can make it good for you....

Gents feel free to add more "commandments"

but let's keep it down to at least 10 '

Well I'd have to change # 1 a bit.....I better be the only guy in the room! LOL Make me feel like I'm the guy you want in the room.

5.  Do not refuse services that you advertise.

6.  Do not start moaning before my tongue hits your clit.

7.  Do not upsell.

Help us!  

How many times do we have to hear about your need for a large condom? Trust me, neither the gentlemen or the ladies here care about the size of your dick...

Oh, sorry, I had you confused with GTM...

-- Modified on 5/6/2009 12:30:34 PM

commandments you think it should be moved to the P&R board?

#8 please...No strong perfume or scented candles.

Or how about this....
Take nothing but sperm, leave nothing but happy memories.

nothing unreasonable about what you're saying here, really

I think that the first time you ever made me laugh.
Maybe he thinks the M stands for magnum, lol.

and they are simple common courtesy

I always have XXL condoms so your big boy will smile..Maybe a female condom would be even more comfortable with no tug at all.

Kisses Haley

-- Modified on 5/6/2009 4:35:32 PM

I think you mean keep it down to at "most" 10.

But how do you command someone to enjoy themselves? Maybe you should restate #4 as:

4. Be such a good actress that you will make me think you are enjoying yourself despite my boorish behavior, bad hygiene, and pathetic attempts at DATY.

That's AWESOME!!! I LOVE YOUR POST!

Though I always have them, I like when gentlemen carry their own supplies if there is a specific need.  I love boy scouts who are always prepared!

but that's not the point. I want them to accomodate the size with the proper cover.


They'll love the little guys just as much - after all, my envelope will contain the same donation as yours.

even if my package may be a smidge larger.... '

on the multiple personalities - an oversight, I assure you.

Ciao

don't snicker or laugh out loud when you see my dick.

Now several of my employees are wondering why i busted out laughing at my computer.

snickering at my wobbly bits gets a lady 1/2 point off her score

laughing outright gets 1.5 points off.....  and I'd be too embarassed to perform anyway

Thank the good Lord that so many of these ladies are able to look me in the eye and keep a straight face despite my aging (ie decaying) bod....

Number 5 is a tricky one. You must realize that there is room for YMMV. There are some ladies that are NOT into licking balls covered in a few specks of 3 day old poop. Need I say more...?

The rest...no problem

Leave the envelope without any fanfare.

Get here on time.

You know when your hour is up.

My goal is to get you to orgasm-I don't care if I do.