My first review was posted in 2002. Last weekend I read a few of them. A couple of them I remembered because of specific acts (I remember the facials and doing BBFS with one), or locations, but most of them I don't even remember.

Most of the providers I had seen have long since retired and I am sure a few of them have since been deported. There are still a few that are active and because of the current visuals I can recall them.

Without the memories, I wish I could have my money back, lol.  

I have only seen 3 providers but it would be quite difficult for me to forget them in the future.  I keep a folder in my computer with a diary of my encounters, so I remember what I learned from the experience  and what the lady is willing to do with me.  I just happen to include pictures with my archive.  

I try to find something special or unique about each session.
Whether it's something about the provider, the ambiance, or the location.
Helps when remembering a lady.

I also assume that you are geographically challenged too, so when can I get that one way ticket to Hawaii?

sure do..i reread it the other day i must admit i sounded like a newbie dipshit..which i was..practice does make perfect..i am getting so good at it now i turn myself on reading my own review..

Had a good laugh reading it!

yep..it was short and sweet..now i like them long and juicy..so do the ladies..

The review would have read something like this.

The providers I mentioned were deported to Korea and Mexico.  I guess that free trip to Hawaii is off the table?

My earliest reviewers were agency guys, and *most* of them are guys I'd never see again. Some are hobby 'villains' who have bad reps and are blacklisted all over the place. No way they'd ever get in the door today.

It comforts me to know I was not the only one

Not many will admit it though.

.... I can still remember the name of my first reviewer even though they aren't online anymore

Nice try, but no dice.

The later in the afternoon it gets, the more erratic and disoriented you seem to be. Erika, Armondo, Buckwheat, WTF?

no, they have not been deported - they are here as Democrats.

I remember all of the providers that I've seen over the years, even the ones that I haven't reviewed.  I have reviews that date back to 2000, but they're not on TER.

All the way back to the very first girl who took a chance on me when I had no references nor any idea of what the hell I was doing. She was the one who introduced me to TER and gave me some legitimacy by asking me to write her a review. I had no idea what she was talking about so she showed me this place.

Tupperware? I'ts more about Hardware -- I'm a computer/software professional --
I think we move in different circles ....

were as stupid as stupid gets. I broke every rule in the book for a couple of months, asking all the wrong questions on the phone and getting hung up on constantly. I had no idea what the fuck I was doing and why they were all hanging up, LOL. Hell, I was hitting on EROS girls and there were no calling rules I knew about.