My Answer Is “Hold Your Horses”. Lol.  

Don’t know if I’ll ever meet you Ga but if I do I am going to say “You are one hep cat!”

Whoa, Nellie.

because I'm not good at language or communication.
I don't care about old expression that you don't hear anymore. But I bet there are a bunch,  
like arghh now you got me thinking and no I won't think or look one up.  
I hate you Ashely.  

a little grumpy this afternoon and needs a glass of milk and a cookie.  

yeah I don't know what overcame over me.  
Sorry Ashley

that didn't register with me at first.  No one says "I hate you Ashley" anymore.  Lol

Bitchen'  or Boss!

Because it’s too racist.

can DO it, but they don't say it.  Lol

a cousin to:   Harry Hypotenuse, the sum of the squares.

or Sooo Rad

You first. No, I insist.
Excuse me.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Venereal disease.
I'm sorry, I was wrong, you were right.
At midnight, when all the television channels shut down their broadcasting . . .  
We disagree, but I respect your right to your own opinion.
Family dinner.
Let's pile in the car and go visit people at their houses.

First cousin to "she can suck a basketball through a garden hose"?

right
specially at work places.
Now they worn you, keep your comments to yourself.
I wonder if "you're ugly" and "you're short" is not allowed anymore either.  
If they aren't I could get back and get even.

this be cash or credit?

the word pronounced poke’.   And meaning ala Gus McCrae.  

Are words and phrases that we still use that have lost their original sense...
Dialing a number ... There haved been dials on phones for decades.
Filming, or getting/taking footage.  It's all electrons now.

I think cool beans might be very archaic now.

although we sort of still DO use it, since the cc: on an email or letter comes from 'Carbon Copy".

If I told you that you have a great body, would you hold it against me?

I'll bet lots of people don't even know what it used to mean.
To rat someone out. Specifically by calling the cops on a pay phone.
First of all, there really aren't any pay phones any more. Second, it's been even long since anyone could pay for a call by putting a dime in the slot.

Pardon my French. . .but

for the loss of all ethnic jokes.  They are a joyless bunch.  

Polish mother watching her young son put on his underpants:
"No, no, no, Stanislas. Yellow in front, brown in BACK!"
And just to go totally un-PC, here's one that insults not just Poles but Blacks:
What does NAACP stand for?
Negroes Are Actually Colored Polacks.
Cue up the mob with pitchforks and torches. LOL.

and plucking feathers before they come for you.  Lol

“He’s staying in the plantation”

Cigarettes were less than a quarter a pack when I was seven.

When's the last time you heard the term "balling" for sex?  (That was THE word back in the 60's-early 70's hippie era--I think "banging" replaced it LOL!!)

Makes me feel really old. When I started practicing law everything was typed on an IBM Selectric with carbon paper. And secretaries got pissed when we made edits/changes.

The one I don't hear anymore in the business world is "You are making out like a mad chinaman." I guess that is considered racist.

but the saying you refer to might offend some people, but I hear worse all the time without getting upset.

Better a POS white trash than a half breed.

It must really piss you off that SF has been taken over by the Beaners and the Chinks, and unless you are gay, white trash like you are now second class citizens, or in your case barely third class. A half breed Chink is now way up on the hierarchy over trailer park trash like you. rofl

And what's even funnier  is, you're both so loathsome nobody cares who wins!
Please keep it up.

Wrong! I do business with the Chinese. The beamers are a non factor because most of them have no money. Just like poor half breeds!

I still remember how happy I was to get my first electric typewriter after years of using a manual typewriter where you had to actually "hit" the keys when you typed if you wanted to be sure that you didn't have a bunch of missing letters in each sentence. lol

Guys would ask me about a young girl I was seeing..."Hey, have you ball'd her?"....lol
If was a very common term used back then.

No more loathsome than a guy who has to make up an alias and stalk my every post.

I'm not sure who you're talking about but it sure ain't me.
Try again, Bozo.

Bullshit! It is fun to watch you lie like the foolish fuck you are.

So, tell the class exactly who this alias of "mine" is that's stalking you? Do you really think I don't have anything better to do than stalk your useless old ass?
LOL

We all know TER rules forbid using your handle and an alias on the same thread. So PM me the name of the alias you are so certain I use to "stalk" your worthless ass, plus a link to a post where said alias has "stalked" you.
I will then post on that thread and you can report me and see what TER does.
I dare you, you stupid, gutless fuck.
I'm waiting.....

You admitted it in a PM  about six years ago. It was when I thought LR was doing it. You know I can not post a PM without getting kicked out for violating TER rules.

melts in your mouth...not in your hand

Rattle on loser. I never said you used your name and an alias in the SAME thread.

So try and learn how to read. You were wrong about LR and wrong about me.
As for the stimulus, you got that wrong, too. I said I'd gotten a small stimulus check I didn't even think I should have qualified for and that I gave it all away to Biden, other Dem candidates and food banks.  Oh, and I don't rent. You really can't win for losing.
Speaking of which, you got the part wrong about my getting "cheap pussy." I did screen for a girl for some months at her request. But the pussy was free. Something you can only dream about.
Pound sand, loser.

Whatever.

Wave it high, loser.

Even if one of you actually wins (unlikely) even the winner is still a fucking retard.

But so are you with the old BobFromStateFarm stupidity that no one gets or cares about. If you can't do any better than that, just stay home.
Or buy yourself a new sense of humor.

The bees knees
Cool cat and cool kitty
Gas war! (haven't used that one since 1971)
Nah, turn the rabbit ears a little more THAT way!
OK, your cheeseburger comes to 19 cents.

"Shiver me timbers!" is obsolete.
"Blow the man down." still works!

Like "scupper trout." He's kind of like an old joke that won't go away.

Shoot the sherbert to me, Herbert.

I am sad to report this expression is alive and well in Wisconsin.

And you were really special if you had an IBM Selectric.

At the end of the day.  

Eat your spinach so you you grow up big and strong

A night with Venus, a life with Mercury

“God bless America and all the ships at sea!!”

Watch the 80's version of "About Last Night".  Pack full of em.  Least we forget the term "Broad" or "Dame".

Or perhaps even worse, "She's a pirate's delight, sunken chest."

They work differently from a mimeo which is more like an actual press.

Ditto machines.  I stand corrected.

At the grade school and high school I went to, "Polack jokes" were common.  Later in life (long after we moved out of that neighborhood) I learned the area was heavily populated by people of German ancestry (quite common in the midwest.)

Is it cold out?

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from chasing parked cars.