It would help me a great deal

I kind of end the date when it comes to a natural end...at a certain point, it usually feels like it is winding down, or the dude makes 'getting-ready-to-leave' noises. I will not kick a dude out in the middle of a good conversation...I will wait for it to take its course. I do not usually book a date at a time when I will be pressed schedule-wise...my dates are usually my only planned event for the evening.

So of course your DATY skills are amazing  LOL

And usually it guarantees you'll get laid as well  

I am not sure but this post could put new meaning into the word "narcissist"

bragging about the praise you get from women that you paid to allow you to DATY seems like narcissism taken to a completely new level and sounds worthy of an entire new blog devoted to it.

So perhaps this is something to actually crow about.

So he is finally licking the right place.

but yes his DATO skills, especially on this board are unsurpassed. lmao

WHILE he was actually doing it.

Maybe we should check the DC boards to see if any ladies there have similar posts lately? We might just find him named on one of them. lol

Unless (s)he reads this forum...then it might be a surprise  LOL

At least most of the gals wouldn't publicly claim to have a dude be all that pathetic....but then we at least have some gals using their aliases making sure that dudes like Rod know they just aren't very good at DATY.  But it's a living...and they get paid and march forward.

that there is simply no way to discuss one's bedroom prowess without sounding like a giant douchenozzle.  But thanks for proving it anyway.

is fake. I do have a pet, but it's not a puppy. He is perfectly fine being left alone at home, and - unless I walk in with a special treat - he is probably more annoyed than not that I have returned home to usurp control of 'his' residence.  

Because you were overstaying your welcome?

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Douchenozzle by itself was plenty.

I was worried that people would get all bent out of shape.  

So how would you know what it's like being around me?

You reply to his posts on every insipid thread you are on.

Not sure why it got taken down on the S&P board.

regarding the proper use of the words "imply" and "infer"

I see you also suffer from RCS, you and ROGM should get together

I guess you still haven't figured this out either.

Oops. No room for "EOM"


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I'll just simply share what I feel has worked for me.  

with the gals, he needs all those bennes! Plus he's so big and strong and so great in the sack, he gets all that OTC so he doesn't need to book for more than a hpur!

I wonder if the ladies he sees and reviews appreciate him blabbing about it? I tried to school him about his less than swaggerly ways but he thinks he knows what he's doing with the LAYDEES! It's just embarrassing as hell, isn't it?

Or are you trying to get all West Coast gangsta?

to make you feel good about your daty skills...

I can't remember what the op was talking about.  He said something about daty but can't remember the rest.  Must be the vodka.  Hmm  
Rofl

I thought he was a douche-canoe??

Talking about how much extra time he supposedly is getting because he's so damn special is not helping the "pretty LAYDEES" he sees. And he thinks he's such a great guy!

that what you are saying applies to any or all of them -  

How would anyone ever have the slightest clue as to which women gave me OTC time?

Did you steal some of Tardy's meds? You know that taking antipsychotics can have the opposite effect when taken without a doctor's supervision, don't you?

Or are you simply trying to take "clueless" to a whole new level?

Conan and I just discovered this branch and thank GaG for instructing The Clueless One on proper usage. As for why the young Tidwit finds you "salty," perhaps he fails to understand how tedious and annoying this board finds him.