Zay ello to ma l'il threAD.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dSzaScsWh4

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Crossroads, seem to come and go, yeah
The gypsy flies from coast to coast
Knowing many, loving none
Bearing sorrow, having fun
But, back home he'll always run
To sweet Melissa
Mmm, hmm

A private interview session with your head under my desk after I have unbuttoned your top and... oops I'm sorry, I thought you wanted me to rise-to-the-occasion first, then help you compose a resume of what we did!

First off, I love the opening lines on your website. No one's going to say "You're Fired" to you!

Now.... as it happens, there is a provider now in Charlotte who uses an office motif/template to promote her skill set - aka  Lea the Private Assistant.   Haven't seen her but it's certainly a clever promotional idea - so I felt it appropriate to give her some credit.  

You do raise a lot of peckers after all, don't you?

in every respect including GFE with a warm hospitality with drinks and snacks of your choosing. If you read my reviews you will see my reviews speak for themselves.  

but I like it!

chicken-shit.  

claw his way back.

That's more of mommy experience than a girl friend experience. Never had a girl friend who served drinks and snacks.

In High School I was the girl with whom everyone wanted to have sex.  
I worked my way through college reviving dying patients in ICUs with my blow jobs
Now: I moon light as a medical professional converting gay men, frigid women, and people who just hate sex.  
I have just finished getting certified as a none exercise cardiac stress test (Male and gay female patients watch me masturbate and they don't need to be put on a treadmill to run a very high heart rate.)
Imagine what a few hours with me would do for a relatively healthy man or women like you.

Education: I'll give you one
Experience: Something you won't soon forget
Salary Expectation: The same as any other profession that makes a living out of fucking you (lawyer comes to mind)
Availability: When you need me most I'll never let you down
Why You Should Hire Me: Because you'll always wonder what you missed if you don't

Rooster Cockburn:

a hen session, leaving me a little shell-shocked.

it be sweets (cake, cupcakes, etc.), fruit (strawberries with whipped cream is a favorite), cheese and crackers or maybe some chocolates.

Now, her feathers are probably ruffled.

I/we see and have to know, and understand, what you are doing.   That is the most important realization, and it should be without judgement.  With that being understood, we can then both "be ourselves" and have fun being honest and able to fully enjoy each other.

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Let's conclude with the ultimate chicken joke and move on, shall we?