I've been reading lately that the problem with most new year's resolutions is that people do not make them practical enough to be followed.  Based on that, I began to think about practical resolutions that no one should have any trouble with.

Behold then:

1.  Do not struggle to avoid pleasurable situations.  Eat what you want, and do what you want.

2.  Don't let budgets bother you.  Spend until there's no more money.  You'll get by somehow.

3.  Sleep as long as you want.  

4.  Don't let responsibilities at work get you down.  There are other people there to pick up the slack.  

5.  A place ought to look lived in.  Don't let housework become a bugaboo.

6.  Drinking is a good way to encourage thinking.

7.  God meant us to grow hair.  Shaving is counter to the laws of nature.

8.  Learn just a little bit every day.  (Enphasis on "little bit".)

9.  If it feels good, do it.

10.  Pour forth any random thoughts you have onto the TER GD Board.  That's what it's for.

Happy New Years all.

Wrap 'em up in cellophane and hold 'em in your hand.

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but except for number 7 about shaving, and number four which would require that I actually have a job, it does sound an awful lot like my life. lol

round is a shape right?

On life, I hope, with a good loving woman. Oh yeah.

He has never claimed to be verbose in Math.  

But I'm also ignoring mrfister's 10th point.

You better break that one!

xoxo,

Steph

there is double counting.  #1 and #9 are the same.  Or do I just have double vision from this monster hangover?

sex considered food?  Inquiring minds want to know.

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I see this providers adds the time and it says i don't shave any where down below legs or pits. Some guys have that as fetish.

is that #1 more broadly is about all pleasurable situations followed by one example. We do need to get this right if we hope to follow it all year.

Those were my New Year Resolutions for last year. It turned pretty well so I think I'll just continue for 2015.

I read springers post and started searching Brynner images to post as a reply. I selected the same one as you and then when I came back to post it, saw you already had! So back to the drawing board.

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1. Always check The Erotic Review first.
2. If the girl is dumb over text, avoid her.
3. If you pull up to a cheap mangy motel, drive away.
4. If the girl doesn't look interested, say "Sorry, I have to go"
5. If she asks for extra money when nothing else has been offered or asked for, say no.

...you are having a really bad time. Maybe #6 should be - Get out of Salt Lake City.

Did he get a bad BJ?

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How I am doin already.
I already dont drink. Already dont smoke.
   I dont have issues workin out, if anything I have to time it and stop at two hours or I will work out TOO much.
Workin out will never be a thing I gotta try and do .
   The remt getting caught up, and stay caught up will be good.
BUT again its not sumthin I gotta make resolutions to do
I usually dont have problem with that , but considering the past few months any one would fell behind a little.

After reconsidering this year's resolution to just continue with my 2014 list which already followed MrFishers' list. I will put more emphasis on becoming a full-fledged Vaginaterian. Yum Yum

Is there something we should know about the two of you?

Das is Col. Klink, schatzie.


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...let it grow like god's green earth in my triangle, trim my hedges and no grass at all in my garden. : )

I've never been able to quite get it down pat.

Then again, probably simple financial security.

Or are you just getting a head start on the 2015 race?

1. Follow my bliss