I use to leave it at home just take the donations. But then I started leaving it in my car but I hobby in bad neighbors. So leave my cards at home. And take my wallet in with me when I hobby. Rember you take you pants off during a seation.

Yes, I take my pants off, but it's near the bed and I really don't expect the provider to go rifling through my clothes. When I shower it's in the bathroom wtih me... So, who cares....

He does take the money and credit cards, but leaves the little slips of paper with the phone numbers of my girl friends, so it is OK.

Dependable and easy to locate as they are usually several around.  Will try the pimp next time like Mr. Fisher.

I bring a safe with me an bolt it to the floor. Wallet goes in the safe. Easy.

If I meet her in a hotel, I leave my wallet with the Valet Parking Attendant. But if I meet her at her place, I leave it under the front door mats.

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Good one!!!  

your Atari computer during a session with a provider?  Do you leave that with her pimp as well?  It IS an Atari laptop, isn't it?  Or is it an Atari tablet?

Also your English is surprisingly good in this post. Out of character again.

If you must have your wallet with you, place you keys in the same pocket as your wallet and fold you pants in a way that the keys will jingle if someone tries the take the wallet. Your keys will act as an alarm.

I don't go anywhere without ID and that is always in my wallet.

So NOW you tell me!

I would have to pay him to take it from me.

Then the pimp sold the bicycle to me.  Cost $2.75.  I got gypped

What is this taking his pants off stuff????? I have my guys just unzip and we do it through the zipper hole. You can get lots accomplished that way then he can just dry it and rezip and be on his way! Guys take their pants off??? Why didn't anyone tell me that is how it is done now?

...I go commando.

but only because he calls it "going regimental."  He's a former Green Beret so I wasn't about to argue.

only place I ever wear a kilt and DON'T go commando.

As it should be.  Maybe it's in my pants, maybe it's in my coat.