and we are all its happy casualties.

It may prove out that her pussy is not quite worth a million dollars, but a lot more to her than your dick, and a lot more to you than your balls! That's why, when push comes to shove, most guy's balls are owned by her!

Get it!  

We have to talk thru tin cans and strings because MrsOSP put his nuts in a vice, ie her mouth! lol!

So, we came to the agreement that we never met a woman that didn't think her pussy wasn't worth a million dollars. We also agree that we never met a man that didn't think he wasn't God's gift to women(the largest dick ever).

WHAT'S UP WITH THAT SHIT?!!!!

You would know that I know I am not God's gift to women. But I still may be one of the biggest dicks ever. But you are right about one thing every lady thinks her pussy is worth more than a million bucks.

Part of my charm. I can spout off about the situation in Africa, not knowing shit.

As long as I get my pee pee wet, that's all that matters.

But goddam if I don't take the blame for shit. Fuck it.

licked and you were just sucking down a brew?  Ya gotta be at the right place at the right time.

Nah, we just talked for awhile. The lil Mrs hates my guts because I'm an instigator, but I love her because I can jerk her chain! lol!

Actually, I dont mind leaving a larger than expected package myself. Makes one feel 15 pounds lighter...