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MP67 11 Reviews 141 reads

posted 15 years ago

Nah, we just talked for awhile. The lil Mrs hates my guts because I'm an instigator, but I love her because I can jerk her chain! lol!

MP6715 years ago1229 reads

Was talking with that asshole OSP

We have to talk thru tin cans and strings because MrsOSP put his nuts in a vice, ie her mouth! lol!

So, we came to the agreement that we never met a woman that didn't think her pussy wasn't worth a million dollars. We also agree that we never met a man that didn't think he wasn't God's gift to women(the largest dick ever).

WHAT'S UP WITH THAT SHIT?!!!!

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mrfisher15 years ago220 reads

And so, the battle of the sexes was born....

and we are all its happy casualties.

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MP6715 years ago143 reads

It didn't start with me, I know this

But goddam if I don't take the blame for shit. Fuck it.

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scoed15 years ago227 reads

MP67 Do you ever read my posts

You would know that I know I am not God's gift to women. But I still may be one of the biggest dicks ever. But you are right about one thing every lady thinks her pussy is worth more than a million bucks.

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MP6715 years ago141 reads

I'm too drunk to comprehend anything worthwhile

Part of my charm. I can spout off about the situation in Africa, not knowing shit.

As long as I get my pee pee wet, that's all that matters.

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keystonekid15 years ago164 reads

MP, did you feel unwanted because he was having his balls . . .

licked and you were just sucking down a brew? Ya gotta be at the right place at the right time.

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MP6715 years ago142 reads

lmao!

Nah, we just talked for awhile. The lil Mrs hates my guts because I'm an instigator, but I love her because I can jerk her chain! lol!

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romeogolf15 years ago134 reads

I wonder if he ate the "get well" box of chocolates I sent with the ex-lax hidden within ? (e)

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MP6715 years ago136 reads

He didn't talk about excessive pooping.

Actually, I dont mind leaving a larger than expected package myself. Makes one feel 15 pounds lighter...

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mattradd15 years ago160 reads

It's called a power struggle! And, who usually wins out in the end???

It may prove out that her pussy is not quite worth a million dollars, but a lot more to her than your dick, and a lot more to you than your balls! That's why, when push comes to shove, most guy's balls are owned by her!

Get it!