Here are some things I've lately experienced, where I've felt like the dude in a relationship and the client has reminded me of the girl. It made me think of those funny videos where the roles are reversed (one of them is linked below). Not sure what kind of discussion this will spark, but I often find myself chucking at this recurring theme in my provider life

For the most part we're just a bunch of bumbling, nervous dopes. You found us out lol!

I did exaggerate the #1 last sentence, but that was duly noted in my post. This is all kind of representative, actually...these are recent occurrences, but I could probably dig in my memory and come up with many more.  

And did you meet this guy:?

Watch the video I linked in my first post, and you'll get the idea. It's actually a pretty funny video.

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You seem to have met more than your share of helpless 'Tards.  I feel your pain.

Listen Pal!

if you've seen some indivuals who just suffer from general creepy/flakiness, an affliction that affects both sexes equally.

So if I am prescreened, how do I convey that I have a very tight and limited time frame and I would be thrilled if you can accommodate me but if not I understand and it is ok? I am always nervous

What prompted this post was receiving the 'What are you thinking?' text today.  

Good point.

Some guys is not  so good with uhh the ummm words and....such and so forth

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Yes, you got it, our own little turd ball. rofl

but he is far from the only one here like that. I guess the hobby is a magnet for insecure, whiny, needy guys who need a healthy dose of self esteem.

Oh yeah, it's also a magnet for assholes like me, but that's a subject for another thread.

You can certainly make up for lost time here,  just look at how many you have attracted already.

Would you rather the opposite?

The post was just meant more in the spirit of situational humor, like in the video I posted (did you look at it?). Both you and Rod thought I was calling guys 'pussies' for being polite. That's not the case at all. It's just that these guys behaved how the woman stereotypically acts in these types of situations (texting "What are you thinking?"), and I'm acting as the guy usually would. Which I found sort of humorous, but in an ironic way, and not a mocking kind of way.  

and yes "what are you thinking?" is such a "womanly" thing to do, it sounds just like something our little turdball would do.

It's one thing to initiate "conversation" with an escort that you only know professionally, but a guy has got to recognize when it's not wanted. I "talk" to my hooker friends all the time, but I never send more than one message until I get a response from the first one, and I would never ask any friend, hooker or otherwise "what are you thinking?" I value my man card too highly. rofl

I have to admit, I find it hilarious watching these guys tie themselves in knots trying to impress you ladies, it really is fun to watch, although I do find myself needing a barf bucket at times.

Unless he picked her up off the floor  

I understand everything you said...
I can see my misconception..

Guys can respect the NSA factor of these relationships, and still treat us well.  

I honestly didn't intend that. Thinking about it, I really shouldn't make fun of guys who just aren't experienced or wise enough to compartmentalize this type of interaction. It's is kind of being an asshole. I guess I've just experienced so much of this, that I become a little desensitized to what it feels like on the other side.

what I think is going on here is that, I've seen this stuff so much, I become desensitized to how the other side feels. So I do tend to paint everybody with the same brush.

because, yes the stalkers are for the most part the most polite and seemingly the nicest guys here, that is until their "love" proves to be unrequited, then their true nature comes out.

That's why so many women actually prefer the assholes that make up your fan club, they know that we aren't going to go all sappy on them, fall in love, and make their life a living hell. The "nice" guys are also the most likely to misread GFE for the real thing, and think that a great GFE is somehow the real thing because she simply "couldn't have been faking the whole time"

So yes, that's why many women put their shields up, for very good reason.

Which is why I haven't been posting under any of his posts on this board today.
But don't get your hopes up.  I posted this morning under a dumb comment of his on the S&P board and he accused me of posting under every one of his posts for the past 30 days.  I guess he's still suffering so much head trauma he didn't notice I've been ignoring him all day.  So what's the point?

Unfortunately, you're fucking a starfish?

And, actually, I've seen it happen the other way, too.  I was recently with an amazingly hot gal from Medellin and she kind of went into a sexual trance while she was riding me.  Her head lolled off to one side, her eyes closed and then she started to drool, right into her own hair.  Now, if that's acting, it deserves a freakin' Oscar.  Anyway, it was a new one on me.

I did that once, but actually dribbled on the poor guys face. Talk about hawkward. He just said in the sweetest voice "honey should I get you a towel" and I was just like "blerblaerrryeah"  

Or if you did.