Would you rather the opposite?
I can be a little womanly while attempting to be polite..I do it out of respect for people in general. I can also be a very nasty, and impolite person too.
I could see escorts as peices of meat. Selling the only commodity god gave them.
Then treating them that way...
I think people call them Whores? I choose not to for my own moral reasons..
And if I come off as a pussy? So be it. So with that being said...
You should be happy guys treat you with such respect.
Because.. If it were the other way around..
Those chuckles would turn to tears. Careful you don't get what you are asking for..
That high horse of yours might become lame... I think your post pissed me off a little..
Good job. It's hard to get me mean..
Here are some things I've lately experienced, where I've felt like the dude in a relationship and the client has reminded me of the girl. It made me think of those funny videos where the roles are reversed (one of them is linked below). Not sure what kind of discussion this will spark, but I often find myself chucking at this recurring theme in my provider life 
1) A client whined to me that all the women he dates are shallow bitches who don't want to settle down. Then, falling for me in the space of two hours, he said, 'If we got married, I wonder who'd hog the blankets?' Then, when he (quickly) realized it was about ONE thing and ONE thing only for me, he declared himself disillusioned with the entire sex. Should've just stayed home with the cat and some Ben and Jerry's (making up that last part)
2) I left someone hanging/distraught/looking at phone every 5 seconds ('I didn't know what to think, I thought maybe you weren't interested') when I did not reply to a text message within 3 minutes
3) Guy leaves awkward, obviously nervous voicemail asking if I'm available for a date, making sure to tell me it's no big deal if I say no, he just happened to be going down there anyway and so thought of me ...'Well anyway, hope you are well and if I don't hear from you then it's totally fine but never mind and have a fun weekend'
4) Guy texted me 'What are you thinking?'
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You seem to have met more than your share of helpless 'Tards. I feel your pain.
What prompted this post was receiving the 'What are you thinking?' text today.
I think he just wanted me to say, 'Your cock' (clearly, he doesn't know me yet) but it reminded me of something else. It's the stereotypical woman text to a dude who's just like, 'Uh....burgers, beer, and sex?' Leaving her to shake her head in disgust.
#1 was clueless...just one of those guys who has no luck dating and can't figure out why. He only saw me ONE time so it's not like I truly broke his heart. But it's just like that woman who can't understand why she keeps falling for assholes. I know several women like that. But I really don't know many guys like that in my personal life.
You can certainly make up for lost time here, just look at how many you have attracted already.
Unless he picked her up off the floor 
if you've seen some indivuals who just suffer from general creepy/flakiness, an affliction that affects both sexes equally.
So if I am prescreened, how do I convey that I have a very tight and limited time frame and I would be thrilled if you can accommodate me but if not I understand and it is ok? I am always nervous
Some guys is not so good with uhh the ummm words and....such and so forth
Would you rather the opposite?
I can be a little womanly while attempting to be polite..
I do it out of respect for people in general.
I can also be a very nasty, and impolite person too.
I could see escorts as peices of meat. Selling the only commodity god gave them.
Then treating them that way...
I think people call them Whores?
I choose not to for my own moral reasons..
And if I come off as a pussy? So be it.
So with that being said...
You should be happy guys treat you with such respect.
Because.. If it were the other way around..
Those chuckles would turn to tears.
Careful you don't get what you are asking for..
That high horse of yours might become lame...
I think your post pissed me off a little..
Good job. It's hard to get me mean..
The post was just meant more in the spirit of situational humor, like in the video I posted (did you look at it?). Both you and Rod thought I was calling guys 'pussies' for being polite. That's not the case at all. It's just that these guys behaved how the woman stereotypically acts in these types of situations (texting "What are you thinking?"), and I'm acting as the guy usually would. Which I found sort of humorous, but in an ironic way, and not a mocking kind of way.
I'm not calling guys pussies for being polite. I think the 'role reversal' is just due to the fact that I'm the one who just wants to get laid in the relationship, and want clear boundaries everywhere outside of sex (for money). Sometimes the guys aren't all about that. So they become the women. Chasing an emotional connection that just might not exist.
I don't find the behavior I described exactly disrespectful, but it's not exactly 'polite' either. None of these guys were falling all over themselves to be 'polite'. I'm struggling to see where you got that. I have clients who are extremely respectful, and NONE of these guys I described are it. They are not assholes at all, but they kind of fall in that gray area.
For instance, in #1, 'polite' would be the guy respecting that I'm a provider and NOT trying to expropriate me as a gf (which he did, although I didn't go into that in this post). Maybe #3 is 'polite' in the way you're thinking, but the message was just very odd (and, while I didn't say so in this post, I'd also previously asked him to email rather than call me for dates. Just like a guy might ask a girl he's not interested in, to stop calling him so much.). #4 was definitely rude (IMO)...do you usually just text escorts out of the blue, 'Hi, what are you thinking?' I don't have that kind of relationship with him. Not rude exactly...I'm not calling him an asshole...but not cool, either. I was not available to chat and told him so.
I can be a little womanly while attempting to be polite..
I do it out of respect for people in general.
I can also be a very nasty, and impolite person too.
I could see escorts as peices of meat. Selling the only commodity god gave them.
Then treating them that way...
I think people call them Whores?
I choose not to for my own moral reasons..
And if I come off as a pussy? So be it.
So with that being said...
You should be happy guys treat you with such respect.
Because.. If it were the other way around..
Those chuckles would turn to tears.
Careful you don't get what you are asking for..
That high horse of yours might become lame...
I think your post pissed me off a little..
Good job. It's hard to get me mean..
I understand everything you said...
I can see my misconception..
Still. There are really bad people out there who treat escorts like shit..
I know guys who think it's funny to Creampie a girl, then stiff her...
So. When you know about the dark side of this.. It's easy to get upset from your post.
I've seen it with my own two eyes..
I still say you come off as an asshole.
Also.. If your post was so benign..
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I honestly didn't intend that. Thinking about it, I really shouldn't make fun of guys who just aren't experienced or wise enough to compartmentalize this type of interaction. It's is kind of being an asshole. I guess I've just experienced so much of this, that I become a little desensitized to what it feels like on the other side.
But the flip side is that I'm very 'real' with my clients. I don't ever string anybody along, or encourage them to think that it's anything more than a very pleasant, friendly business transaction. A few clients I'm closer with, and boundaries are relaxed, but it's still a business and they're still clients.
Trust me, I've seen a darker side of this than you probably have. In my pre-TER days, I dealt with a lot of drunk, high, crazed, and extremely arrogant/disrespectful dudes. I have seen some of the most infamous and most often blacklisted names in this industry, back in my agency days. I had the guy who tried to slip a condom off and then didn't pay me. I had a guy threaten a bad review if I didn't rim and bbfs him. I've had guys hit, bite, slap, disrespect boundaries, disrespect me, you name it. I've been there, and worse.
and yes "what are you thinking?" is such a "womanly" thing to do, it sounds just like something our little turdball would do.
It's one thing to initiate "conversation" with an escort that you only know professionally, but a guy has got to recognize when it's not wanted. I "talk" to my hooker friends all the time, but I never send more than one message until I get a response from the first one, and I would never ask any friend, hooker or otherwise "what are you thinking?" I value my man card too highly. rofl
I have to admit, I find it hilarious watching these guys tie themselves in knots trying to impress you ladies, it really is fun to watch, although I do find myself needing a barf bucket at times.
Unfortunately, you're fucking a starfish?
Well, sometimes, men do that too.
There have been times when I was taking a guy on a nice little tour around pound town, and I looked down, and there he was. Just laying there like a slug... literally flopping to the rhythm of my hips, with but one stiff bone in his body... Head lolling around like a newborn, arms just tossed out to the side as if hands weren't the second most beautiful thing God has given us...
I just stare at them, trying to stop myself from asking if they're trollin.
And, actually, I've seen it happen the other way, too. I was recently with an amazingly hot gal from Medellin and she kind of went into a sexual trance while she was riding me. Her head lolled off to one side, her eyes closed and then she started to drool, right into her own hair. Now, if that's acting, it deserves a freakin' Oscar. Anyway, it was a new one on me.
I did that once, but actually dribbled on the poor guys face. Talk about hawkward. He just said in the sweetest voice "honey should I get you a towel" and I was just like "blerblaerrryeah"
People should definitely pay me. God.