I had a girl ask me to pick up a can this stuff ...

I was on my way to a doubles session & one of the providers had tongued the shit out of my ass (rimming) in a previous session, and asked me to pick up a can of "Easy Cheese" to shoot up my ass & lick it out! (She claimed whipped cream was old school).  I dutifully picked up the pressurized can of fromage and arrived at the session. (We had no idea her doubles partner hated cheese & was allergic to cheese).  To make a long story short the freaky rimming girl shot Easy Cheese up my ass while the other girl sucked my cock & balls. The one ate the cheese out of my ass and, the other girl was gagging at the cheese smell.

We spent hours together getting drunk, and I fucked both their asses. They washed the remaining cheese off my ass with vodka & both enjoyed that licking my ass & vodka !

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The hooker 3-pack: condoms, wipes, and fabreze.  Makes it easy to spot an escort in the store.

Blue Dream and Granddaddy Purple.

One of my friends stated that over the course of his hobby good time career, on the way to a visit, he has either offered a call to his companion stating he was stopping by the store for refreshments and asked if anything was needed or he has been asked to make a quick stop to get this or that.  His list of items of things he has been asked to get, which he has made public, includes:

"I have picked up food, coffee, wine, condoms, nylons, cigarettes, phone cards, chocolate syrup, whip cream, plastic drop cloths and I am sure there have been other things but that is all I can remember."

OUTSTANDING!!!  Just wondering what you may have picked up so far?

But she gave me money, if that matters

batteries, yep, batteries. They were for the "electric" candles. Yes, I saw her place the batteries in the candles when I arrived. mmmm...there were several batteries left over though. Who knows what she did with those after I left? Wait, don't tell me, my ego wouldn't be able to stand it.

I mean, I know how the condoms were used.  But what about the chives?

The lady wanting chives always cooks for me on her dime off the clock. She need the chives for a soup she was going to cook for me. That lady always goes well beyond the call of duty on our sessions. She is a true friend and it isn't just because she cooks for me.

she did not confuse the chives with the condoms.  It might have made the soup a tad chewy.

Yeah, once picked up batteries too, but they weren't for "candles".........













....they were for a smoke detector. Also, film once. A drop cloth?!

was asked to take her to Walgreen's so she could get some stuff, incl I think some condoms.  She is a good friend, so I had no problem with that.

to find condoms...  had to settle for what I could find...  and was late as a result.  She offered to reimburse me which seemed totally petty so I refused.  However this is why I always have 3 of my prefered style with me every time.  
I have had this lady cook for me.  I have taken in coffee & muffins.  I have taken in meal fixings which we made together...   before & after play time.  
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And my favorite, condoms. Lots of them.

Hey, it was her request...

Of course, I'd add green chile to it.

What can I say? It's one of the four food groups here.

Some of you will find out soon enough...

Scoed,
Sometimes I am amazed that we hobby in the same area with the experiences you describe. I have taken ladies out to eat OTC, but have yet to have one cook for me, if you don't count stopping by with homemade cookies.

the girl herself, along with her luggage, from her house.

always something nice about a girl trusting me enough to pick her up at her own place
and go to the hotel, checking in together.... heh

I've also picked up lunch, dinner, coffee, icecream, condoms, lube, pantyhose Oh yes pantyhose!, toys, batteries, pornx, sdhc flash memory card (guess what for? lol).. bubble bath soap.

I don't find myself being asked to pick up much Liquor though, with the exception of wine maybe...
must be cuz them ladies don't wanna see me too drunk. lmao

Just kiddin', mine is 19 inches....  or was it 1.9 inches.  hmm.
anybody got a ruler? lmao

Totally harmless. Just a big lug, and the ladies are all 'awww' when he posts and when they meet.

BTW, one guy to another, he has VERY pretty eyes.

and once a wheat grass, of all things.

I find if you come baring small gifts (under $25) that are personalized, respect their time, come clean and teat the ladies well all kinds of things open up. I am not saying that you don't, just it is what works for me. Many of these ladies tell me horror stories that offend me. By the way, none of them have given me homemade cookies yet. So you got one up on me.

If you're a man at all?

Wine is the most common,  but have picked up lube, condoms and other common items from the neighborhood drug store.

All things I have stopped to get before a playdate or that were delivered to me...

Sushi, subs, batteries, candles, bubble bath, porn, motorcycle chaps, Oh, I forgot the Christmas tree. which I loaned to someone last year? A bathroom Mirrior.. ( thank you Jim) Music, Hula hoop
and my life insurance policy....

Not a bad list....

the many men over the years who have kindly asked if I would like a Red Sox shirt or other memorabilia.  I am lucky to have a lot of Boston friends and have accumulated some really cool stuff, most recently some Bruins championship shirts from a kind friend.  I do feel blessed with the clientele I attract

Ladies always wonder why my dick taste so sweet like bubble gum. lmao

Well I have wrapped a ribbon around it for a ladies birthday, so I guess that counts as a small gift. She was laughing so hard it was hard to tell, but I get your point. I like to think I show respect for all the ladies I see, just never seem to find any domestic ones that cook.

Many Many years ago...  ATM did not work so I was not able to get any cash...called the provider and said I only had 20 bucks or somehting and the ATM did not work so I would have to cancel.  She said not to worry about the money but please do pick up a gallon of milk....

DONE!

... because the 20-some yr old pharmacist says to me, "Yeah, I can understand why you'd want to check out back here."  Now I'm thinking WTF & how unprofessional & inappropriate was this, unable to mask my look of shock & left speechless!  I was only attempting a painless check-out of 2 items while avoiding that hellacious line up front.  He then abruptly switches tracks & begins explaining how he insists his GF buys the TP for the household b/c he's simply too embarrassed to purchase it.  Again, WTF, nice try, now that we're both drowning in discomfort, but we've got ourselves a deer caught in the headlights.

You should know that. All the other bitch alias assclown cowards do.


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