Are some funny ones that your romeos want ! Yup have fun and do tell . You are miracle workers correct ?

I don't get too many unrealistic expectations. Just little things like:

I'm available for sex in public places or throat fucking where I puke on purpose.

Win/Win solution, don’t you agree?

But she is a trooper for dealign with the other 50 minutes of abject irritation. Great work ethic. I pale in comparison.

Don't get that but each to his/her own. Personally a waste of good food but you can always eat more right?

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In my view cut off shorts with no panties and a loose top are as dressed up as a gal needs to be!  Unless of course she has to pass thru the gauntlet at the hotel lobby-then some cover up is needed to avoid too much suspicion of the management, staff, and guests!  But at an incall-go with the minimum-set the tone!

I have no problem with that mind you, but that guy will NEVER get the discount I give to others who are not that way. He will pay the full rate each and every time, and when I no longer care to see his ass, I will just drop him like a bad habit.  

is some sort of relationship outside of the hobby. Or extreme amounts of OTC (like a free overnight). You'd be shocked at the amt of men who seem to want to 'adopt' us. If only they knew what we were REALLY like (cue werewolf theme music).  

You can try to pick me up and fuck me against the wall, but I'm an amazon and don't really like being dropped, makes for a sore behind.

Ewwwwwwwwwww and Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww lol

And I mean that with all sincerity. What you will do amazes me. I think what gives me some pause is how some things turn some people on whether it's a sexual turn on or a sadistic turn on. Just glad I don't have to deal with that, however those that want and those that provide those things, more power to you and enjoy!

Lucky for you I prefer to turn you around with your hands on each side of a floor-length mirror and bang you from behind.

When we get an 'only thong and thigh high' request...

HOT!!!

I have gotten some amazing views like this.  Why, just yesterday......but you can read it in my just-approved review of Madison Love.

Think u ladies r being to nice . I wanted u guys to rip us ? Fair is fair !!!!!! xoxo

let's see.  where do i start.  i had a guy once ask me to have a threesome with him and his real mother.  i know that it was his real mother because when they showed up i asked for id from both of them and sure enough they were mother and son.  needless to say, i did not go through with it.  

And these guys are walking around without supervision or restraints?

Well not 4 u . xoxo .

Likely to do everybody ! Go to school , and lay off the cheba .

That you're classy and sophisticated?

Especially about the incest thing  

But she was determined to take all of me down her throat.  She excused herself to go to the bathroom, vomited there, rinsed out, came back and DT'd me.  Left a huge wet spot of her spit on the bed.  Amazing.

ROFLMAO

Sounds like Inicky 46 especially the crying part

What does classy and sophisticated and educated have to do with any of this?    i said that these are some of the crazy requests i have received over the years.  I DID NOT SAY THAT I DID ANY OF THESE THINGS and if you read what I said carefully regarding the mother and son, I said "Needless to say, I did not go through with it."

can you tell from the first visit if this type of behavior will escalate/deteriorate in to something worse? That is, can you see it right away?

Considering you rip any hooker that puts educational info and classy and sophisticated on her website. Or you forgot to put the sarcasm font on.  

He does that. Just laugh along with him, He really is a cool dude.

To be safe, maybe confine your 'fantasy' to the times you are with the lady...leave emails for planning etc. Some ladies are fine with email correspondence...some, as you saw, are not. It's a fine line between a few text/emails and a difficult situation...and a few texts/emails is always where a difficult situation starts. So some ladies have unfortunately learned to draw the line VERY clearly, early on.  

see the same lady more than a few times. So its not even possible to get "attached" to her. Also, it would be awkward to tell her that on a first meeting. It's not that I wouldnt do that but you need to know when to back off.i dont know that its' that easy to find that line with everyone.

I will happily take all the clients who want paddles and strap-ons. Good times!

Most common but uncomfortable:
when they ask real names  
want to date outside the hobby
emails from guys I don't know asking for discounts that are well below funny  
guys who visit 5 yrs ago and expect the same rate as before even though they met me when I ran a special to begin with
guys who visit three times in as many years and think that means they can consider themselves a regular
The most uncomfortable/craziest:
well I laugh when I get requests to show up at a gents work in short skirt thigh highs and really high heels with red lipstick then in same email they ask how discreet I can be. It causes me to wonder about their self preservation as their job is concerned, their mental acuity or lack there of or if they are simply crazy and not thinking