#1.)  Loud Car Engines.  If you think guys who rev their engines at traffic lights are morons . . . you’re right.  But they also might be onto something:

The sound of a powerful engine has been proven to elevate testosterone levels in women’s saliva, which indicates an increase in how aroused they are.  

#2.)  A Deep Voice.  It’s not really surprising, but a 2007 study by scientists in the U.S. and Canada proved that men with deep voices are seen as more dominant, healthier, and more masculine.

And it doesn’t just apply here.  According to a sample of 100 men and women living in tribes in Tanzania, men with deep voices fathered the most children.  (???)

#3.)  Cucumbers.  You’re probably thinking it’s because of the SHAPE, but you’re just a pervert because it’s actually the SMELL . . . it’s been shown to increase blood flow to a woman’s nether regions and make her more aroused.

#4.)  Bananas.  Again, it’s not because of the shape.  Researchers at Rockefeller University in Manhattan studied female rats.

And they found that there’s a strong connection between sexual arousal and how many potassium ions were flowing to their brains.

1) I drive a Lincoln MKZ.  Understated elegance and quiet, but I can blow every SUV off the road!  And do so in comfort, with a multitude of toys!

2) Baritone here.  Just barely, but...

3) Fruits?  I hate cucumbers raw, but I enjoy them pickled.  As for bananas, great fresh picked in the Caribbean, but they lose something once imported.  

4) As for potassium, if you know anything about nutrition, this is an important element, and you should supplement in your daily regimen...

I think I have my bases covered!

The candy. Specifically it's smell. That does it too, according to another study.

As does the smell of pumpkin pie for men.

Do we believe all this stuff?


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Obviously posted by a farmer with a loud old pick-up truck with no muffler  

I'll throw the 'stang in neutral and slam on the pedal, while belting out some Barry White. As she approaches the car to see what the fuck my problem is, I'll be rubbing cucumber all over my neck and when she reaches the window I'll cram a banana in her mouth. Hells yeah. I can see how that would make any woman wanna shed her panties. Plus it's not even the stupidest thing I've ever done for pussy. Winnah winnah chicken dinnah.

Plus, I'm one of those goons who gets turned on by the sound of a revving engine.  If you tell me that's gay, I have a feeling there are a lot more gay guys than we thought.

For those that like a little bite with their loving.

Screw the monkey food, they need to get her drunk and wave a credit card under her nose.

Loud car engines! I am embarrassed for those dorks who do things like that. It is equal to walking down the street and some doofus saying "hey mami, can I get yo digits!" Both are turn offs. Eww!

I've always loved the smell, but not the taste.  And I have plenty of other toys that I can use without resorting to fruits or veggies, unless that turns you on....

But I choose cucumber-flavored smells (lotion, shampoo, etc) whenever possible.

I think you might be onto something regarding Loud Engines.

I just was approached last night while driving in Westwood in Los Angeles by a college girl on a motorcycle.

I had the top down on my car and i said "nice ride" and she responded with "i like your ride better".

Well, I dunno.  I had a cute girl tell me my car was "fly" but she didn't volunteer to unzip mine.

I was wondering if anyone would find a creative way to run with it. I am not made of anything that fragile. After all it is not rare for someone to wish me harm. And someone tells me to go to each and every day. So go for it. I am a bit disappointed no one has.

neither of the 4 turn me on sorry..  now having a young guy say about 28 date.. turns me on more..
lol
JMO

I have herd of a fish pie. It would likely have the opposite effect.