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CelticLass 3977 reads
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Take a cup of Clark Gables charm, 2 tbls. of Cary Grants humor, add a bit of Monty Pythons wickedness and George Clooneys naughty but healthy respect for women. Add a dash of Rob Roys rugged passion (the kilt ain't bad either *wink*) Stir it all up and top it off with the wisdom of Socrates, Ben Franklin and MLK Jr. and you have the perfect companion.

If your looking for the physical, well I found him and he encompasses all of the above also....but hell I'm retired and I don't wanna share neener neener neener. LOLOL

xoxox
L

CelticLass3978 reads

Take a cup of Clark Gables charm, 2 tbls. of Cary Grants humor, add a bit of Monty Pythons wickedness and George Clooneys naughty but healthy respect for women. Add a dash of Rob Roys rugged passion (the kilt ain't bad either *wink*) Stir it all up and top it off with the wisdom of Socrates, Ben Franklin and MLK Jr. and you have the perfect companion.

If your looking for the physical, well I found him and he encompasses all of the above also....but hell I'm retired and I don't wanna share neener neener neener. LOLOL

xoxox
L

How sweet!!  Hope the guy knows how lucky he is.  The world is a poorer place for the rest of us..Harry

Ohh girl!!!!  Not only do I like older men but I would give it all up for Liam.  I have had a crush on him since Shindlers List at age 13. I know you all are saying to yourselves, but I am more handsome than Liam.  Its not how pretty you are, but it's how you carry yourself, your sexual intensity, and your mind that help to make the perfect package...

As I have told you before, I know well that I am not more atractive than Liam Niesien.


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M.K. Gandhi


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ASPWebSlave3956 reads

And I thought for SURE you were going to say 'The perfect client is ASPWebSlave!', but I like your recipe!

Chow Yun Fat is my ideal. I would marry him and have Chinese baby. But in America, 6' Chinese guy is hard to find. What more likely is 5'0 white boy.

A Chinese man arranged for a provider to come to his room for the evening. Once in the room they undressed, climbed into bed, and went at it. When finished, the Chinese man jumped up, ran over to the window, took a deep breath, dove under the bed, climbed out the other side, jumped back into bed with the provider and commenced a repeat performance.

The provider was impressed with the gusto of the second encounter. When finished, the Chinese man jumped up, ran over to the window, took a deep breath, dove under the bed, climbed out the other side, jumped back into bed with the provider and started again!

The provider was amazed at this sequence. During the fifth encounter, she decided to try it herself. When they were done she jumped up, went to the window and took a deep breath of fresh air, dove under the bed to find 4 other Chinese men.

Cheers!

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