I beat off to Hillary Clinton just dreaming about her droopy tits and varicose veins.  

A black woman and two white guys. It was hot!!! She was dressed like a nurse, my favorite! When the camera showed the close up of her and one guy in the doggy style action, I lost it. All 5 times (this was over the course of 26 hours this weekend. I told you it was a hot scene!

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I can understand how someone could beat off to ugly women, or guys, or even livestock. But Hillary? Gaaaahhhh!  

blowing me until I cum all over her mouth, face and tits.  
Gotta go now, I feel the urge again.

I went to a wedding that was overflowing with lovelies on the dance floor.  A real visual feast.
One particular young, very fit, bronzed-skinned asian girl was wearing a short snug lacy dress and was just sexy beyond belief.  So, I got up the nerve to approach her, was well received, we found a private place to slip off to and one thing led to another.  A very hot time, with the added excitement of the risk of being caught.  I won't soon forget the visual of doggy -panties around her ankles, dress pulled up past her waist - and all the "oh my god!", "just like that!", and "yes, yes, yes, FUCK me!" exclamations.  Well, at least that is how it all played out in my mind after I got home lol!

I've had many similar experiences lol.

I was too disinterested.

I jack off with vaseline, not into petroleum jelly ingestion. But damn you were good

No I don't want that pre cum in my mouth that is like swalling worms Yuck Yuck

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Because I doubt I could give oral after reading your post, and I don't even swallow!

Now if I were in a session of course I would be using "wet" or a similar lube so to not cause any issues with the lady, but at home it's me, my right hand and reading your reviews, or porn.