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Mrs. Robinsin 4556 reads
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Funny, Names for a Penis?

Best one that I've ever heard, Pork Sword!  LOL  
Gotta love that one!

OK Gents, What pet names do you have for your package?
This should be real interesting!

Come on ladies, lets hear from you too!
I'm sure, that you have some good ones also!

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LittleFoot 4093 reads
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Re:Funny, Names for a Penis?

Happy New Year to ya,
"The Lizard" is how mine is referred too.   LOL  Probably a small Lizard but a Lizard none the less.  ÜÜÜ

Cheers,
LittleFoot

NeedleDicktheBugFucker 22 Reviews 3826 reads
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Baloney pony. Wanna ride? eom


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Paxem 14 Reviews 3633 reads
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Shadowcaster...like the alaskan midnight sun [EOM]


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fortitude 4979 reads
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For those of us of thw Jewish faith...

How about the Kosher Kielbasa?

Mrs. Robinsin 5690 reads
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Re:Baloney pony. Wanna ride? eom

Good One!  LMAO!

Sure, I'd Love to hop on and RIDE RIDE RIDE! LOL  
Would your name happen to be Oscar?
Cum on and give me that weiner! LOL  

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lickylicks 3850 reads
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Peter (eater)eom.


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NeedleDicktheBugFucker 22 Reviews 12773 reads
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Re:Baloney pony. Wanna ride? eom

Why Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?

How bout this name,, "meat whistle"??

ROTFLMAO!

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DoctorGonzo 106 Reviews 4382 reads
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Bob (eom)


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Mrs. Robinsin 4448 reads
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Re:Baloney pony. Wanna ride? eom

Yeh Baby, I am trying to seduce you!
Am I doing a good job? Getting a Rise in the Levi's?

Now, Cum over here and let me BLOW on that "meat whistle" real hard! LOL

I'll show you how to toot that horn!


ROTFLMAO!

Now, Heres to you, Mrs. Robin-sin! :)
Go, get'em girl!



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Some Nerd 4386 reads
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Hey Fortitude...

When can we look forward to your 80th review?

I think TER should have an awards banquet for any member who passes this remarkable plateau.  You will soon join the pantheon of TER members.

Melanie Love See my TER Reviews 2842 reads
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one of my guy friend's calls his the "weed wacker" lol (eom)


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Marcella See my TER Reviews 4246 reads
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Re:Dumbstick.......................eom


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Nyarlathotep 2 Reviews 4375 reads
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Re:Dumbstick.......................eom

Heat seeking moisture missle. Custard chucker.

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 2873 reads
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Lord Wagstaff. EOM


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Muffyman 70 Reviews 3163 reads
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Kitty Stuffing (eom)


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Utefan 4886 reads
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Re:Funny, Names for a Penis?

penisoarous

Slimroot 7 Reviews 4497 reads
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Sly and the Family Stones [eom]


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jammers 6 Reviews 5514 reads
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Always my favorite name is Mr. Winky. Heard that one from The Pet Detective.

Another one that sounds good is Mjolnier. Mjolnier is the name of the Hammer of Thor.
Mjolnier is wielded by the red bearded god himself, Thor.  It is said to create the lightning of a storm.

VonRyan 15 Reviews 3176 reads
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Re:Funny, Names for a Penis?

Big Jim and the twins

keystonekid 114 Reviews 2821 reads
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Re:Funny, Names for a Penis?

Herman.  Don't remember the background (I'm over 50).

lactating 3348 reads
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My Jewish pal called his the "Hebrew Hammer" (eom)


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Big Vein 5 Reviews 3114 reads
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Mr. Robinsin?

Actually, I've got a few:

1.The Bishop
2.One-Eyed Trouser Snake
3.His Lord Majesty (because he rules over everything I think about & do!)

Tritium 1 Reviews 2928 reads
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Re:Funny, Names for a Penis?

The Gushin' Russian

bikebryan 18 Reviews 3609 reads
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Re:Funny, Names for a Penis?

I'm not entirely sure, but I think George Dubya refers to his as the First Penis.

Heywood J. Blowmi 4480 reads
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Funny, Names - the Beef Syringe (eom)


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pornboy 3778 reads
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How about a "pussy-pole"? eom


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mephistopholis 1 Reviews 3383 reads
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Spelunker


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Ci Ci 2983 reads
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Re:Funny, Names for a Penis?

Polly want a cocker?

Hugs,
Ciara

THRUSTER 78 Reviews 3171 reads
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Nixon, because he was another big Dick that everyone remembers.


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OmegaZap 7 Reviews 3263 reads
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Milk Mortar (eom)


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SASHA See my TER Reviews 3382 reads
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Couldn't Resist bagging on the Pres "Dick Head" is more like it

Skin Flute
Big Red Hairy Monster
Monkey
One Eyed Jack
Little Willy
The Little Head
Love Muscle
Peter
Pecker
Pipper Picked A Pack...just kidding.:)

SASHA See my TER Reviews 3166 reads
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One more just for the Gov. ..You guessed it "The Terminator" (eom)


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THRUSTER 78 Reviews 3206 reads
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For the Gov? That would be the Sperminator.


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Willie Clinton 2726 reads
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I like to call mine the "Monica-Maker" (EOM)


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SpongeBob Squarepants 4161 reads
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I call my dick "the employee".

Sometimes he shows up for work, and sometimes he don't.

NeedleDicktheBugFucker 22 Reviews 4342 reads
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Yeah Baby, you got my Dockers Rocket warmed up and on the launch pad!

Toot! Toot!

SASHA See my TER Reviews 4838 reads
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Then your penis would be a cigar. ;) (eom)


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SeldomSeenSmith 1 Reviews 2709 reads
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Irving (eom)


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