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Re:Baloney pony. Wanna ride? eom
Mrs. Robinsin 4448 reads
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Yeh Baby, I am trying to seduce you!
Am I doing a good job? Getting a Rise in the Levi's?

Now, Cum over here and let me BLOW on that "meat whistle" real hard! LOL

I'll show you how to toot that horn!


ROTFLMAO!

Now, Heres to you, Mrs. Robin-sin! :)
Go, get'em girl!



-- Modified on 1/3/2004 11:36:47 PM

Mrs. Robinsin4556 reads

Best one that I've ever heard, Pork Sword!  LOL  
Gotta love that one!

OK Gents, What pet names do you have for your package?
This should be real interesting!

Come on ladies, lets hear from you too!
I'm sure, that you have some good ones also!

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LittleFoot4094 reads

Happy New Year to ya,
"The Lizard" is how mine is referred too.   LOL  Probably a small Lizard but a Lizard none the less.  ÜÜÜ

Cheers,
LittleFoot

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Utefan4887 reads

penisoarous

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Mrs. Robinsin5690 reads

Good One!  LMAO!

Sure, I'd Love to hop on and RIDE RIDE RIDE! LOL  
Would your name happen to be Oscar?
Cum on and give me that weiner! LOL  

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NeedleDicktheBugFucker12774 reads

Why Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?

How bout this name,, "meat whistle"??

ROTFLMAO!

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Mrs. Robinsin4449 reads

Yeh Baby, I am trying to seduce you!
Am I doing a good job? Getting a Rise in the Levi's?

Now, Cum over here and let me BLOW on that "meat whistle" real hard! LOL

I'll show you how to toot that horn!


ROTFLMAO!

Now, Heres to you, Mrs. Robin-sin! :)
Go, get'em girl!



-- Modified on 1/3/2004 11:36:47 PM

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NeedleDicktheBugFucker4342 reads

Toot! Toot!

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fortitude4979 reads

How about the Kosher Kielbasa?

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Some Nerd4386 reads

When can we look forward to your 80th review?

I think TER should have an awards banquet for any member who passes this remarkable plateau.  You will soon join the pantheon of TER members.

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Nyarlathotep4376 reads

Heat seeking moisture missle. Custard chucker.

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jammers5514 reads

Another one that sounds good is Mjolnier. Mjolnier is the name of the Hammer of Thor.
Mjolnier is wielded by the red bearded god himself, Thor.  It is said to create the lightning of a storm.

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VonRyan3177 reads

Big Jim and the twins

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keystonekid2822 reads

Herman.  Don't remember the background (I'm over 50).

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Big Vein3115 reads

Actually, I've got a few:

1.The Bishop
2.One-Eyed Trouser Snake
3.His Lord Majesty (because he rules over everything I think about & do!)

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Tritium2929 reads

The Gushin' Russian

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bikebryan3610 reads

I'm not entirely sure, but I think George Dubya refers to his as the First Penis.

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SASHA3382 reads

Skin Flute
Big Red Hairy Monster
Monkey
One Eyed Jack
Little Willy
The Little Head
Love Muscle
Peter
Pecker
Pipper Picked A Pack...just kidding.:)

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mephistopholis3383 reads

Related Link: Spelunker

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Ci Ci2984 reads

Polly want a cocker?

Hugs,
Ciara

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SpongeBob Squarepants4162 reads

Sometimes he shows up for work, and sometimes he don't.

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