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arkanjil 34 Reviews 1919 reads
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Being fairly new, I was just hunting for my next score by checking out prior local reviews when I stumbled upon this little gem. I'm not sure if this is a joke or if it's real, but there's 84 reviews on her. 84 reviewso worth of Internet comedy gold. Normally bad sex workers don't get more than a page of reviews before people catch on. But this one...this one garnered 84... I had to read all 84 reviews. Did it from beginning to end. Im conflicted now. Inside me stirs a mixed feeling of horror, pity, and wonderment I feel like I know her now. Been through several milestones in her life. Helped her with groceries. Comforted her when her hours were cut at work. I kind of feel obligated to visit this Commonwealth landmark, just to see the fuzzy slippers in person.

Are there any other providers on TER with an odd, entertaining list of reviews?

sasha2cute See my TER Reviews 290 reads
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2 / 47

That not only proves that women, and her specially has a great attitude, but how men don't stop at anything for some company. So I don't think that's a reflection on her looks or attitude at all, but how guys can be so douchy. Great post Alyson.

rollaxroll 363 reads
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3 / 47

I read a few and couldn't continue.  Not entertaining at all. This is very disturbing.  Hard to describe the feeling.

jaydalee See my TER Reviews 409 reads
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4 / 47

Of linking her reviews here on the GD so everyone can look at her profile and read her reviews then come here to make some kind of negative comment about her.
Hey...evidently the guys who saw her read her reviews before making the decision to go through with an appt so not sure what do you mean you are not sure if it is a joke.84 reviews.
I read her last two reviews I was not going any further.If she is not your type then move on and find someone who is.But to link her reviews here so everyone can kee kee and hee hee is not cool.

zhun9999 336 reads
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5 / 47

I totally agree with you. I feel kinda sad about this woman. I read some of her reviews. She seems so lonely. Some of the reviews are too harsh to her. These men just met with her because they want to know how creepy she is or maybe just want to verify if the reviews are true. I think this is even creepier. They are not respecting this lonely woman at all. We are all human beings, these men should show some respect!

arkanjil 34 Reviews 423 reads
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6 / 47

She's been doing this since 2008. There's more admiration than pity here. After reading all the reviews, I'm now her biggest fan. I will be trying to meet her. Pay off a whole weekend if I can. Not just to fuck, but to hang out. Learn more about her, what makes her tick, how she feels about the industry. I want to ask her questions like:  

Are you aware of the reviews?  
Does it turn you on to be used as a sex doll?  
Why the backpages for 8 years?  
Why go from a B cup straight to an F cup?  
Why no furnitures?
 Can I really stay the night? You won't kill me, right?
 Did you really offer BBFS? (If yes then I'll just pass on the sexy time)  
And finally, why the fuzzy slippers?  

I'm rooting for her. In an industry full of niches, she might've found a new one: The David Lynch Experience. Shes still getting business and shes able to afford a huge breast implant. We're all damaged in our own beautiful ways.  



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mrfisher 115 Reviews 351 reads
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7 / 47

but if not, then I shouldn't be shocked.  After Donald Trump shock has no meaning, but anyhoo...

Lot's of reasons why this gal would still be in business:

Her price.  Who among us has never ventured into a McDonald's?

And then there is the "wet paint sign" phenomenon:  Even notice how many fingerprints you'll find next to one of those signs?

And, I suspect, there are a lot of people that like poor performers, which would explain a lot of our world's cultural as well as consumer experience

Fancy8888 See my TER Reviews 323 reads
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8 / 47

Prostitutes- ladies engage in services exchange for payment or gifts.money.No prostitutes on diffrent level next prostitutes.No one better next one.LOL..... Upscale and VIP prostitutes have big business expense& High rates.

Fancy8888 See my TER Reviews 352 reads
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9 / 47

No reason for ladies to be mad about truth. Ladies prostitutes.All definition CRAZY.It is what it is stop being cry baby

sasha2cute See my TER Reviews 354 reads
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arkanjil 34 Reviews 310 reads
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11 / 47

She certainly caters to a specific kink. If anything, I want to learn from her. Her volume, income, if there's a secret seX club I can join. Googling phone numbers links her to an orgy advert. If she enjoys it, who are we to feel sorry? The happiest people in the world knows not what they miss. I'm not even disparaging her or saying she's beneath me. She's what we need,  a different variety in a world of cookie cutter options.I'm  just bringing to attention that someone like her exists.

Negoti8er 9 Reviews 261 reads
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12 / 47
Fancy8888 See my TER Reviews 442 reads
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13 / 47

Posted By: TS Sasha
Stick to the nonsense posts where u use "sex workers" over and over.
LOL.Thank you taking time to be up my ass and talking about me to others and board.LOL.Thanks doll :)

Squeezetheorem 404 reads
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14 / 47

Rude and boring don't often coexist, but you managed it well. If that's 'internet comedy gold', even in this age of ironic appreciation, you are far too easily amused. Get out more and let the masters, who are at least witty, ruffle the feathers around here.

jelloman42 10 Reviews 216 reads
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15 / 47

(please forgive me but putting "eom" after that sentence seemed inelegant)

arkanjil 34 Reviews 273 reads
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16 / 47

Nowhere am I about degrading her and trashing her. If anyone has read all the reviews like I did, you'd come to the conclusion that this lady is straight out of Twin Peaks. That's the point I'm trying get across. I'm a huge Twin Peaks fan. I watched Mulholland Drive maybe 100X trying to get all the nuances. Not a lot of David Lynch fans here I guess?

Some men might like that. There's all kinds of kinks. She's the log lady of escorts. There's a market for that. I applaud her in being different. I like different. It helps me explore my new found sexual freedom.

 
Read the whole book before jumping to conclusions. Should i be surprised by all the personal attacks or is this something thats common on this board?

Squeezetheorem 301 reads
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17 / 47

Most certainly did not bear any resemblance to that lady's description.  

If you're going to be a dick, at least own it. You weren't paying tribute when you called her a "bad sex worker" whose reviews filled you with "horror, pity" and so on. You know that.

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Fancy8888 See my TER Reviews 296 reads
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18 / 47

Posted By: Squeezetheorem
Rude and boring don't often coexist, but you managed it well. If that's 'internet comedy gold', even in this age of ironic appreciation, you are far too easily amused. Get out more and let the masters, who are at least witty, ruffle the feathers around here.
Thank you for your opinion.Folk's get irrational over opinions on board.Opinions cause fighting&angry with people.Public boards everyones has right to participate.No one has right to say shit about anyone participation and opinions.Don't like opinions move.on.Stop fighting and being cry baby over board and opinions .Opinions are like asshole we all go one.Sometimes it's stink. Folk's need to stop worrying about others.worry about yourself.Life too short .....

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hbyist+truth=;( 239 reads
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19 / 47

Her level of articulation and expression is masterful.

jaydalee See my TER Reviews 241 reads
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arkanjil 34 Reviews 236 reads
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21 / 47

Not making any friends today lol, lessons learned.

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arkanjil 34 Reviews 296 reads
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Squeezetheorem 332 reads
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23 / 47

I'll see you in 25 years. ;)

arkanjil 34 Reviews 353 reads
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24 / 47

I'm not quitting this hobby yet!

I do admit my pragmatic personality and lack of empathy and emotions have made me enemies, but there's no hate in me. Just experiences, good and bad :)

TrulyMsMocha See my TER Reviews 269 reads
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Squeezetheorem 302 reads
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26 / 47

Why rag on a person's reviews, when those of this lube keg are far more entertaining?

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Fancy8888 See my TER Reviews 302 reads
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27 / 47

Posted By: SweetMelissa
Thank you.. We all agree!  
   
 Well except for the part where you accidently gave her a boost in business.  
 and there will be some genuine folks who will see her in a different light..  
 
Thank you  doll :) :)  ..Can you help boost Meliissa in business now?  Different difintions for prostitute NONSENSE DENIAL.Take off rose-colored glasses. Ladies trying to survive in life.Have a nice day :)

BigPeterJohnson 38 Reviews 412 reads
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28 / 47

you call that a concrete thought, sasha?   lol!

well, on second thought, for fancy, that was a doctorate thesis!!!

BigPeterJohnson 38 Reviews 217 reads
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29 / 47

with all that furious back peddling you are doing, you could show up lance armstrong!

FatVern 233 reads
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32 / 47

When I read your post it had 37 likes, from 37 supporters of TER. I wonder how many of those 37 members canceled their membership to TER, the site that published this woman's misfortune

LasVegan 225 reads
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33 / 47

An articulate, socially conscious, more than decent person, standing up and screaming what is absolutely clearly the only appropriate response to this post.........at the top of her lungs!

You are truly AMAZING..........those Chicago men are so fortunate........just to live in your locale!

RiverJReaves 202 reads
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34 / 47

nedoumkuvatyy= Imbecil

hbyist+truth=;( 206 reads
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35 / 47

Just as you so eloquently pointed out.....

..."What's striking to me is that the reviewers disparage her, write as if she's beneath them and call her creepy and disgusting and yet still manage to use her body to get off...."

Doesn't say much for some of the trick population does it?

hbyist+truth=;( 196 reads
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36 / 47

Those miserable aholes who reviewed her in that fashion, along with the OP , other hookers have had to possibly endure time in their company.  

And some wonder why some hooker avoid reviewers....there is 83 more that I have no respect for.

hbyist+truth=;( 254 reads
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BrooklynKallway See my TER Reviews 160 reads
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Squeezetheorem 247 reads
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FatVern 193 reads
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MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 241 reads
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balljointnut 23 Reviews 314 reads
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I don't think you should have brought it up on this board, buuuut since you did.....two types responded. 1) the manginas who will bash you about any negative comments having to do with hookers and 2) the hookers who are offended cause they can see that this could be them 15 years from now.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 251 reads
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Making second handles so they could brag of abusing, humiliating, and using a potentially disabled person.

HAHAHAH YES THAT IS SOOOO funny. OMG you should be so proud of yourselves.

If I ever saw a person doing some of that "humorous stuff" to another human being I don't think that person would have a recognizable face anymore if I could help it. That just tears my heart out and it really causes me to lose some faith in humanity.

That woman could be my sister or my mother.

I have no idea what else to say.

Chiadore08 See my TER Reviews 246 reads
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44 / 47

I hope that woman finds her way in life and good fortune comes to her.

HeathersLuv4u See my TER Reviews 184 reads
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Sidney Starr See my TER Reviews 224 reads
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SMH this is why people say humanity is screwed. Sure there are different tastes for everyone on here. I am sure some find me to be awesome while others would disagree. Lol that's life and we all have our likes and dislikes.  To take the time to start a thread such as you did speaks volumes of YOUR character. I am not trying to be mean but nothing about what you did or have said is a positive.  Don't start continue 2016 the way you began it. Peace

Sidney Starr See my TER Reviews 178 reads
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Posted By: balljointnut
I don't think you should have brought it up on this board, buuuut since you did.....two types responded. 1) the manginas who will bash you about any negative comments having to do with hookers and 2) the hookers who are offended cause they can see that this could be them 15 years from now.
 Or Number 3. The good men and women who would never stoop so low. Anyone that gets a kick out of this thread and sticks up for the OP is clearly NOT truly happy.

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