Make it sexy, funny, dirty… whatever your little hearts desire. I'll copy and paste the story and post when it's finished.

sitting next to him that had spoken. He hadn't truly noticed her before, in the rush to embark and stow bags, but now he could see that he had won the seat-mate lottery. Stunning. As he gazed at her, she smiled and patted his thigh reassuringly. Or WAS that her intent?...

Ninjas and screamed love Allah and ditched the plane in the ocean under radar , the end ! Wonder if they ever would have fucked !  

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh the planes going down ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !  

Strip poker ! More fun ..........and post office and dentist ...know those r some fun games ..

expecting that plot twist.... O_o"

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as the kamikaze/ninja/terrorist pilots abandoned the plane and passengers to their fate. However, the man had seen many episodes of MacGuyver and had also watched all of the air disaster movies ever made. He had even seen Apollo 13.  
Rising from his seat, he grasped the stunningly beautiful woman by the arm and said "I need you, NOW"!
Striding to the cockpit, he explained that he would fly the plane to a safe landing, but he needed her to stay with him and help him to stay calm and relaxed. Being somewhat tired as well, he explained that he needed her to keep him "up".  
"Your first task" he said, "is to....

Grab my joystick , hold it firmly in your hands , don't let go and gently slide your mouth over the top ..guide your tongue down the shaft ....?  

the clothes off the flight attendant who was left in the bathroom by then. She headed to the bathroom and found the flight attendant sobbing… "These clothes must be uncomfortable. Let me help you by taking some of it off for you. You won't be needing it anymore." As she began to strip the attendant's clothing, the flight attendant…

"I am terrified, you are beautiful and that man is so... resourceful and smart. I don't know what I feel, but my va-j-j is tingling".
"I will rub it" said the beautiful passenger. "I have heard that helps."
"I feel like I am in 7th grade again" replied the flight attendant, gasping slightly as the rubbing began with a caress.
"Don't worry, Dear" said the passenger. "I am sure this will help, and if not...."

first removing her blouse while slowly caressing her. Once they were down to their bra and panties, they spilled out into the isle. The rest of the passengers saw what was happening and followed suit. Then, an announcement came over the intercom: Only the young good looking ones, please!

Her eyes were truly beautiful, and the smile could light a room. Instead of feeling comforted, however, he began to feel his pants tighten. Looking down, a bulge was beginning to form. He moved in his seat but it was no use, the bulge was getting bigger. Glancing out of the corner of his eye he caught her staring at it, then without warning her right hand grabbed it.  

The flight attendant heard the announcement and said, "I'm not young and good looking?" She jumped on the man at the controls, wrapping her legs around his head and shoving her groin into his face. The plane went into a nosedive.

jumped to her feet and shouted:  

And the hijackers began to clap.

none would come knockin'. Fully awake, alive yet, the orgiasts continued to music played by the new Captain:

I know, right? I'm still LMAO 45 seconds later...!!

and if You've ever laughed for 45 seconds, that's a Long Ass Time!  

I'm open minded enough to laugh at your story lol. Cute

will you come shovel snow from my driveway, too?  

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That freaked the pilot out. He started to shake violently. Within a couple of minutes the old ugly bag had the biggest orgasm of her life. She jumped off the pilot and planted her mouth firmly on his swelling member. As if to follow the path of his cock, the plane leveled then lifted, soaring ever so high in the sky.

I am rolling laughing..

Re: I know, right? I'm still LMAO 45 seconds later...!! / hey your

Cute and sexy .........start the next story thingy and I will make u laugh again ....! Nice body love a woman who tales care of herself .....have a nice day sweetie xoxo.....

Posted By: Portia Eden

and if You've ever laughed for 45 seconds, that's a Long Ass Time!  
   
 

First class was empty that day and quiet, just him and his gorgeous seat mate.  She glanced at him quizzically and with a slight smile of expectation as a slight bump of turbulence jarred him from his post release reverie.  Screw the report, he thought as his hand wandered beneath the light blanket that she had draped over her bare legs.  Her nipples were erect in the cool filtered cabin air beneath her sundress.  Glancing about for the flight attendant he saw her deep in conversation with another attendant while belted in due to the bumpy ride.  Knowing he had a little more time undisturbed with his seat mate he murmured a "May I?" to heat as his hand caressed her nether lips.  Her eyes widened in anticipation as she nodded and smiled her assent.
Finding her already quite moist he slipped his middle finger inside her and pulled out some lubrication for her swelling clitoral hood's enjoyment as he used a circular motion to excite her sensitive nerve endings.  Dipping inside again he heard her give a slight gasp of enjoyment with his moves so far.  Starting slow and steady he began pulling his wet digit out of her sopping slit and rubbing along her labia up to the Clit and around it.  He circled and dipped and circled and dipped until she let out a low and quiet moan.  At that point he concentrated his efforts on her tender clitoris and gently but firmly brought her to orgasm.  She grasped his arm and threw back her head in delight while gripping the armrest with a ddeath grip as the waves of pleasure hit.  Finally she gasped, "Enough! I can't take anymore!" And with a smile he removed his hand from beneath the blanket and popped his finger in his mouth to taste her sweetness.  Disheveled but happy, she laughed as the attendant appeared with the snack cart.

Get laid in your story ? Not even a hand job yet ....! Common , time to do the nasty ......

'sammich!!  

When he woke up he realized there was still an hour to go on the flight, the large plane was completely dark, everyone sleeping for rows and rows. Fuck, I overslept, and this report needs to be finished before we land. He had left it for the last minute and would be driven straight from the airport to the meeting.

and just... just shook it off!  "Alright dude," he mumbled to himself, "just go and do your yoga!"