So a lot of people here complain about BSC providers bashing clients on Twitter. As I have said, some of these rants are justified. Here's an example:

maybe you can go over to her place and peel the gum right off,  this looks like something right in your personality alley

But if that’s an example of the WORST a “pro” has to deal with... 🙄

Yes, something THAT egregious is certainly something I would rush to SM to tell my potential clients just how petty I am.

She is right to be mad. Stupid and gross on his part. How many potential and current clients of a business want  to read about stupid things other clients have done? I understand once I a while, but of that is what filled her feed all the time I would pass. To me “rants” are totally justified if the client is or was a danger to her physical well being.

Maybe he intended it as her tip and forget to tell her before he left.  Sometimes, you get interrupted when chewing gum and there are a lot more chews you can enjoy if you save it until after the interruption is over.

gum on a night stand is kind of a yawn.

Some of the stories are hilarious, but I always still feel bad for the client - the gum thing is totally something I would do if I hadn't started working in this industry lmao

come from midget brains.  

I definitely need to learn how to link. The chewing gum is relatively minor in comparison to some of the faux paus I hear about on Twitter. I just used that one as an example because I read it literally one minute before coming over here to TER. If I could learn to link, I could show you some texts that start off with requests for bbfs and then get even more hilarious from there.

At least he didn’t stick it on her forehead while she blew him.

... he accidentally deposits the gum "elsewhere" while munching her rug. Then, after some mish or doggie, she queefs out a giant bubble. The bubble bursts getting gum all over the place. Then, she'd really have a fit.

Here's another inspired tune

An escort working out of New South Wales, Australia.

Seeing one of the greatest perps of Twatter trainwrecks in a thread below bemoaning our enjoying the mayhem. God bless her.