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inicky46 61 Reviews 132 reads
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gum on a night stand is kind of a yawn.

vantheman6661979 reads

So a lot of people here complain about BSC providers bashing clients on Twitter. As I have said, some of these rants are justified. Here's an example:

A provider just tweeted about a client who took his gum out and stuck it to the bedside stand...and left it there. Seriously, some of these schmucks never graduated from middle school...

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KnightDriver89 reads

maybe you can go over to her place and peel the gum right off,  this looks like something right in your personality alley

you can bring your white horse as well as you gallop in ready to peel gum dressed in your Vanderman costume with a big V

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coeur-de-lion56 reads

come from midget brains.  

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lololancer74 reads

But if that’s an example of the WORST a “pro” has to deal with... 🙄

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JackDunphy70 reads

Yes, something THAT egregious is certainly something I would rush to SM to tell my potential clients just how petty I am.

 
Do you have a link so we can all make fun of this girl?

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vantheman66674 reads

I definitely need to learn how to link. The chewing gum is relatively minor in comparison to some of the faux paus I hear about on Twitter. I just used that one as an example because I read it literally one minute before coming over here to TER. If I could learn to link, I could show you some texts that start off with requests for bbfs and then get even more hilarious from there.

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Jayk4754 reads

An escort working out of New South Wales, Australia.

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Jayk4765 reads

She is right to be mad. Stupid and gross on his part. How many potential and current clients of a business want  to read about stupid things other clients have done? I understand once I a while, but of that is what filled her feed all the time I would pass. To me “rants” are totally justified if the client is or was a danger to her physical well being.

There are a few BSC providers on twitter who have doxxed clients who no called no showed. Some of them were highly reviewed here.

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coeur-de-lion85 reads

Maybe he intended it as her tip and forget to tell her before he left.  Sometimes, you get interrupted when chewing gum and there are a lot more chews you can enjoy if you save it until after the interruption is over.

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inicky46133 reads

gum on a night stand is kind of a yawn.

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Jacque_Jenesais78 reads

Some of the stories are hilarious, but I always still feel bad for the client - the gum thing is totally something I would do if I hadn't started working in this industry lmao

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BigPapasan62 reads

Related Link: Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor?

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mrfisher70 reads

Here's another inspired tune

Related Link: pop'em

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Jinx_The_Cat52 reads

At least he didn’t stick it on her forehead while she blew him.

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impposter76 reads

... he accidentally deposits the gum "elsewhere" while munching her rug. Then, after some mish or doggie, she queefs out a giant bubble. The bubble bursts getting gum all over the place. Then, she'd really have a fit.

Posted By: vantheman666

So a lot of people here complain about BSC providers bashing clients on Twitter. As I have said, some of these rants are justified. Here's an example:  
   
 A provider just tweeted about a client who took his gum out and stuck it to the bedside stand...and left it there. Seriously, some of these schmucks never graduated from middle school...
I couldn't find a queef bubble pic. Here's Shemp after eating too much bubble gum cake.

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MrTrumpkin62 reads

Seeing one of the greatest perps of Twatter trainwrecks in a thread below bemoaning our enjoying the mayhem. God bless her.

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