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Who can try do that with your conductor stick? I would  be rehearsing  this butt symphony with you then .. I have nice but as well  .. do not believe?  ha ha a  
Tune up your instruments gentlemen and  get button  in position!!

Here is a "battoon."

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batoon
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1.1 Etymology
1.2 Pronunciation
1.3 Noun
1.4 Anagrams
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I don't know about Beethoven but I know Mozart would have loved this. He was a totally dedicated ass man.

There are a bunch of people here, me included, who have very sensitive bullshit detectors.  And when you come in here with your fractured, almost impossible to understand English, you're going to catch shit.  As I said before, it's not just you.  Anyone who posts goofy stuff here gets teased.  It's really no big deal.  And all you need do to stop it is take a little more care with what you write.  Clear?

about sheeting ..Listen  the lectures ..
 Great Masters: Mozart—His Life and Music
Audio files . I downloaded audios files ON almost all  composers .. it is very interesting  ..
 We can learn a lot  and justify out love to asses that Mozart also love it .. and I already feel better about showing my own ass when pooping and not be called low class .. If Mozart was a low class?  
when  asked his mother how was her shitting today?

ah I was thinking it is just me any way I am here

never meant to irritate horribly men .. just  have  a bit .. yes blood running  so then I can  take care and calm down his passion ..
I guess as new person to all that- to adult business  - is 2 years is like .. "middle" career? I  overdone my practices of irritating your  private parts.. I hope mind is not too private part that should not be publicly displayed .... I am an exhibitionist in some meaning ..so please display me all what you got ..
As to my English .. I have suspicions that I  just process too fast to writing  my not simples ideas and   do not care to proof read  and it is why it is  hard to read .. I just used to be around people who  are not zombie like and can fill in  logical  or informational gap in my writing -  when I write I make an assumptions that person should have  basic knowledge of the  subject I talking about .. in most cases it is a case .. in some others people do not know the subject and can not fill in gaps logically and informationally  so blaming  me in bad writing  
any way ..  Iam practicing here my writing as well  
 be kind and helpful it is hard yes to express yourself on foreign language but what is indicative and it is EVERY person  who was placed in two cultures and goes back and forth between 2 or 3 languages .. this person already trully do not know which languages he knows  the best .. I do express myself enough weird and on Russian now . sooo
 read  and ask  
I  be practicing  not get irritated ..I am here to make you happy not angry I just not providing services  and it  is what makes many men criticize then and my English as - projecting  their unhappiness with me as a hooker to my language skills.
 But those who do not ask services  just  adult dates .. those never even remember how I do write  here  
Help instead beat me up  
 I am learning .

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I can not get ? I not complained  
Do you want me to complain ??
 in Your never come to true  dreams - when woman is begging you   ah you are .. dreamer

An interesting concept.  I would say there was much gas in your post.  I suggest serious self-editing.  Or a word-count limit for each post.  If you can't say it in 100 words or less, don't post it. Discipline is important.

Great post Serafima. The first seconds of the clip with the anticipations and then the surprise. Funny! Humor different from the rest of the stuff here! Thanks