Had to go to work today for a couple hours, then went to the grocery stores. Walking around the aisles, thinkin' about the hobby and ladies, checkin' out some of the better looking asses, started to get REALLY fucking horny.

Couldn't do anything about it. It's not like I could walk up to a nice looking lady and ask her if she would like to fuck? Who would watch her kids?!

So I called a lady friend in another state, and she talked me down. Not to mention she reiterated with me that she had been properly fucked yesterday by another provider.

Part of this conversation was infront of the condom display I must say!

So here's my thought. How many of you stop what you're doing and actually do something about it?

Ladies and gents are all invited to reply and I'll start.

I've actually called a co-worker at a previous place of employment and told her to meet me in the bathroom a few times. Fucked her or got my dick sucked, then went about the day.

Shit eatin' grin on my face of course...!

So what say you?....

I was on a subway trying to be a good guy and not stare down the women last summer.

On the train I noticed an attractive female that I would give a 10 for looks.

When she got off the subway she made sure to stand in front of me with her nice ass. Immediately I got a hard on like a 16 year teenager.

I have noticed that when you on purpose don't look at women they will do everything they can to get your attention.

of a cooler in the frozen food section.

When I have one of those moments, I just wait until I get home, and meet up with my favorite spinner (wife). The energy never really goes away. I just have to postpone the inevitable for a while.

I went into an account I was taking care of, went straight to the bathroom and took care of myself.

THEN, texted the lady I was fantasing about and told her what I just did. She told me that was hot and was thrilled!

after you were done with it?

And there's no doubt in my mind, what-so-ever, that if she read this she would be smiling right now!

She's all about pleasing and being pleased!

I've never really been the brash overt ass-grabbing type. I choose to carry(ha)myself in an un-assuming obscure manner which leads MANY to believe me quite less than i am. I'm alright with that. If someone wants something from me they usually have to do the pursuing. I don't force myself on anyone. So at home I sit.LOL I have on occassion worn out my welcome with 'contact' however. Just recently as a matter of fact. I miss her.

So; to your initial question,no i don't do anything about satisfying my 'moments'.


The only reason i'm getting m------d is that she asked me. Which makes me wonder about her sanity.LOL

Wouldn't be the same without some grooves!!!

I don't do the 'ass-grabbing' unless I know it's going to be welcome.

I might be a cad, but I'm not overbearing.

I let it be known I want the lady. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

For instance, there's a lady I work with. Fucking gorgeous Mexican lady. Smart as fuck, too. I had it bad for her, but laid off after she got married.

Now, she's not exactly satisfied. Told one of my fellow sales guys she digs me. We've always been tight, and told me herself she doesn't trust anyone but a few, me being one.

'Contact' is a hellova lot more than you or I could ever know! She fucking rocks for Goddam sure!

Picking on my Steelers! NOW you fucked up!

I was SOOO looking forward to drinking some beers with you!

I was gonna BUY even!!!

I say you have a serious hormonal imbalance.  It surprises me that when you were in the grocery store, allowing your hormones and overactive imagination to run amok, there was not a need for a page for a "cleanup" in isle 4!

We could try some Ritalin for your hyperactivity, and A.D.H.D., but in cases like yours I normally opt to go straight to the lobotomy.

Call my receptionist and make an appointment soon. This needs to be taken care of quickly.  On the up side, I doubt that the lobotomy is going to leave a noticeable scar!

since, it's usually done through the eye socket. Oooowww, that's gotta hurt. Run, MP, run for your life!!!

Or whatever turns your fucked-up shit on.

You want a surprise? How's about when you boink your wife and she says, 'That's not how MP does it'...

As far as scars, well, their bite marks won't be there forever.

I'll send you pix if you like!

I've been a Steelers guy for 30+ years. Cleaned the FUCK-UP with their last Super Bowl win!

Put a $50 bet for the whole enchilada and got back $1250! Fuckin' sa-weet!!!

BTW, you have PM there senor!

and "your fucked-up shit", oh and the boinking of the wife, we must not forget. And "bite marks" is a classic.

It is truly amazing how a drunk can get away with so much filthy insulting on the boards. You're just playing into his pig-pen.

But watch, just wait till he lays into me. Hoooraw!

Matt and I are cool. He knows I'm fucking around.

Fuckface!

Matt, I know. Read post above....eom...

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"fuck" 3 times.  It's Sunday, have a Bloody Mary and relax.  

Read the PM and replied.

But I'm in a rum mood now after I get done with this last beer!

Some days it's vodka, some it's whiskey, some it's wine. But today rum sounds good!

Do some grillin', watch some of the games, bullshit on the boards. Oh yeah, it could be worse!