for a provider.

Usually can't go wrong with a gift card and she can use it for whatever she wants on amazon.
Or maybe a gift card to a lingerie or some kind of store.

and tell them drinks are on the "new girl"

big 48 ounce cheap beer on special. But they would have to share it and have a toast to the new girl.

A Mayo Clinic Standard First Aid Kit.

Of course, if you want to, go for it… but the whole point of this is that you won't get nagged or bitched at for forgetting a birthday, not buying gifts for all holidays, not remembering our 'anniversary', blah blah blah.

Can you fix stuff, and does she have something that needs fixing?  Then go fix it for her.

Shovel her driveway, clean her basement, pick up her clothes from the dry-cleaner, write a poem to her, record her favorite TV show that she hasn't time to watch, make a collage of photos of her favorite places....

In other words, use your imagination and be motivated by your spirit.

If she is a person of quality, she will appreciate the heck out of it.

for the most enjoyable gift-giving - when it's NOT expected.

I think it's nice to give something that stimulates the mind.
It's a nice gesture to recognize the person, not just the body..

I've kept every book I've received as a gift and I've read most of them.  

'girls have asked you what 'you're' giving them?'....they actually have the audacity to ask you? Interesting...I would give notta thing if someone 'asked' me. Gifts are given from the heart, not because someone requests them. Ridiculous. What's up with the posts these days people. And V-Day is still 2 weeks away and since when is a fk board all about 'love' all the sudden? Interesting. Did I miss something?

please get your sweetness back to the Mid-Atlantic!! (for your present).

You are cruisin for a bruisin

You've just earned yourself a nick name... Cupid Killer

'hate' here, 'hate' that word lol. Cute tho........LOL and yes, I do like MFM...but you gotta be my type silly. We already discussed this silly

How sweet! Here's mine.

Oh, cum on... We can pretend that we are celebrating a late Christmas... and I'll even let you ware my belt

You need to know the alphabet in order to read it.

wear the belt. Show me the pic again Vern? I need a good giggle...oh god it's starting and I haven't even seen it yet hahahahha.

Please send address...  

.. to recognize VD (venereal disease) with what is now referred to as STD's (sexually transmitted disease) I guess acronyms have expiration dates

Did I put words in your mouth?

Hey all,

Don't even mention "Social Disease".  Some might think it has to do with their Facebook page infected with a virus.

she later deletes almost every rant she makes.  

I have a t-shirt that says, popularity is a social disease