What kind of toys turn you on? Do you own any? Do you, like Toys for boys…

Babes in Toyland was good but Toys in Babeland is even better!

I thought you were going towards the musical rather than the theatrical Babes in Toyland.

one time a gal let me watch as she warmed herself up by using a vibrator on herself while I watched.

I do is take a woman to an adult toy store to help me pick out some toys to use on her for some edging.  Civvie women are sometimes shy at first, providers less so, but they will soon get over it after a couple of explicit conversations between me and the girls who work there.  It's the only kind of store in the world where it's okay to ask the clerk what her own favorite insertable is.  Lol

Not a fan of toys for boys but no judgment there. But watching a hot young woman, between our rounds, like I did just a few days ago while she basked in the pleasure of an orgasm filled, self pleasuring, mind blowing, toy inspired venture was one of the hottest things I can recall viewing. Yes, I am a big fan of toys for non-boys.

You actually are capable of a productive response. Is it possible this will be some sort of trend rather than castigating every person who acts or posts differently than you? Maybe this is a new and improved CDL? We can only hope.

I'm not a big toys fan. Certainly not ones for boys. I don't mind if she uses a vibrator or dildo as foreplay before we get going. I'm fine with it will we DFK or a suck her tits. A provioder once busted out a vibrator while I was in mish with her. It really turned me off because it was vibrating my dick.

You will discover that I try to make my posts an equal mix of either Informative (like this post) Humorous, or Controversial.  You never know what you are going to get until you READ a particular post, and that's why so many people read what I write.  In fact, I believe one of my informational posts has the distinction of being the most-read on TER, with nearly 11,000 "reads."  It was posted in 2017, but the information I provided is just as relevant today as it was then.  

Well yes, you do cause controversy, but it's mostly not due to unpopular, odd or eccentric takes but it's due to you being mean and nasty at times, especially with the providers here. That comes off as more than just a tinge of misogyny. Other times you are extraordinarily picky and rude or you show your penchant to often argue a point to death.  
There is clearly an intelligent person behind those keys so why don't you show the nicer side more often? No one here is asking you to be a saint, just show more decency, humanity and restraint more often. Is that really too big of an ask? One would hope not.

Watching 2 lovely women diddle each other with a strap-on is number 1 on my toy hit parade. I've seen ladies use a feeldoe once or twice; ok, but prefer strapons.

I was considering using the Laurel and Hardy 1934 version. Although the song, "Toyland, Toyland, adult girl and boy land"  is in that movie, the title of their movie is "March of the Wooden Soldiers." So, I went with Annette Funicello.

for you is that I treat everyone the same on this board, and you're not used to it.  Many guys are so in awe of providers, they put them on a pedestal and give them a pass on just about everything annoying and disingenuous that they post here. Treating everyone the same is NOT misogyny, its equality.  Women have been fighting for equality for over 100 years.  I give it to them.  That seems like a "saintly" pursuit to me.  I treat providers the same as I do my fellow mongers.  If they say something stupid or peddle misinformation to newbies, I will call them on it.  

I have purchased toys for a session.  And, have had a number of providers bring/use their own toys.

Not into toys for boys, but to each their own.  

I love using toys on me and the partner I’m with… my go to for myself has been my trusty rose. It definitely gets the juices flowing in only a few minutes. A few nibbles and kisses from my partner while playing with my toy always heats things up. I like to use toys on my partner as well, be it a vibrating ring, dildo for pegging, or even a pocket pussy to use while mine is being devoured 😁

I think she was a MOUSE.

cute, but not a very good actress in her movies.  Sandra Dee could act circles around her.