This is a true story.  I was in walgreens the other day and was checking out at the register.  The clerk was this hot young college coed with a sweet personality.  I made some small talk she was friendly so I got a little aggressive, let her know how beautiful she was and how I would like to have a cup of coffee with her and so on  and she seemed interested.  After 10 minutes of conversation I ask for her number(the store was empty by the way) She said she doesnt give out her number but will take mine, OK here it is.  She asked when was a good time to call,after 9pm was good.  Ok I will call you if your wife answers ill hang up OK.  My smile slowly dimenished and I swallowed,what do you mean I asked.  Well you are married right?  You are wearing a wedding band.  I was speechless and felt like a fool.  I laughed it off said I will see you later and left. Im never going to show my face at that store again (you idiot)  Feeling like a fool I realized that Im no good at this civvies thing and returned to my  PC to search for a provider.  

A week later I was on a escort provider sight and came across an ad that got my attention.  Young blonde, nice body, GFE 22 yrs old, no pics, no reviews, email only.  Contacted her set up a session with her to see her at her place.  I get to the destination excited as usual.  The door opened and I could not believe my eyes.  You guessed it the girl at walgreens.  Its was so funny she laughed so hard.  She fell on the bed cracking up.  I was still in shock and was ready to leave I was just about to leave she grabbed my arm and had me stay.  

After conversation I felt more comfortable with her.  I was reluctant to stay because she had my real name, phone, number address, and personal info about me from my personal checks  and credit cards from purchases.  

I did stay and we had a good time she was professional but smiled and laughed thoughout the session she thought it was so funny.  

Moral to the story.  Im probably never going to get laid again for free.  

...I was in a bar in a place call Hoylake, years ago. Golf fans will know that the British Open is being played there this week.

Flirting with chesty barmaid as one does, it would be rude not to No numbers exchanged but I fully intended to go back and work on her another night. There was a bit of a frisson but she was playing hard to get, as they do

Two or three days later I was nearly 50 miles away in Crewe, train buffs will know that place for the famous station. Straight into a sordid MP and guess who walks into the room?

YUP....

She was too embarrassed to do the service and she begged that I would not mention it around the bar or local area. I returned to the bar about a week later and she had left the job. Shame really.

No one gets it for free.  No one.

There is a price to be paid and never underestimate who is in the biz and there are lots of reasons why... Be prepared to walk in on one of your daughter's friends one day... stay around and it will happen.

Reont' feel bad...

Once again I must agree with you mrfisher.  And in the civvie world the price you pay will be higher.

The veil merely is falling of the historically practiced subterfuge/allusion of chase propriety.

 In Neanderthal times the female would seek a protective and skilled hunter for her security and provide him with comfort & children in return.

 As Homo-sapiens evolved "Marriage" was created to insure/continue family names and property rights. Arranged marriages became the norm (especially among families with any monetary/material wealth).

 The "Dark ages" came along and who knows what was happening sociologically. That period in history however also being known as "The Age of bastards" is certainly indicative of something though.

 The Victorian era emerges and we find stiff lipped regal families again pimping their daughters to the sons of neighboring regal families while brothels flourished unprecedented.

 Education and technology bring on the industrial revolution and with it a new practice of marriage through falling in love with the many inventive and entrepreneurial successes.

 Modern divorce law, child support issues and equalities born of the women's suffrage movement start making marriage a lose-lose situation for men.

 Less men desiring marriage but still having the same sex drive as their Neanderthal ancestors now seek NSA relationships. Women now equal under law(and expectations to support themselves) seek the same material "security" as their Neanderthal ancestors and thus utilize all the modern appurtenances to market the "comfort" they have been "marketing" since 'Grog' brought home fresh meat from his hunt 20,000+ years ago.  






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An example of very insightful and concise writing.

Thank you.

...story of my life

In most ways she is like any other woman, stuck in a get no-where, minimum-wage shit job, whose only hope is to hit the lottery or wait for that supply-side trickle-down that nobody talks about anymore.

But whenever there's a call for help on her cat-phone, Kendra Clark becomes... Honey Lee!

Yes, Honey Lee! Every man's wet-dream, roaming the nights in her stiletto-heeled super-lingerie, always quick to the rescue of guys oppressed by their evil hard-ons and hormones who are burdened with heavy wallets.

Hence, the secret life of Kendra Clark, working for truth, justice and orgasms that will cross your eyes!

For just the reason my burlesque gives now that the internet has taken much of the danger and isolation out of it.