To the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland"

Walking 'round in women's underwear
by:Bob Rivers

Lacey things, the wife is missing
Didn't ask, her permission
I'm wearing her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walking 'round in women's underwear

In the store, there's a teddy
With little straps, like spagetti
It holds me so tight
Like handcuffs at night
Walking 'round in women's underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He'll say "Are you ready" I'll say "Whoa man"
Let's wait until the wife is out of town

Later on if you wanna
We can dress like Madonna
Put on some eye shade
And join the parade
Walking 'round in women's underwear

Lacey things missing
Didn't ask permission
Wearing her clothes
Silk pantyhose
Walking 'round in women's underwear