: TER General Board Discussion : Looks like he forgot his attachment. :) eom

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 2356 reads

posted 12 years ago

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TER had this rating system with two grading systems. One is APPEARANCE, which a few threads below has been explored, challenged, ridiculed, praised, etc. And the other is PERFORMANCE.

But does TER even CARE about how the providers smell?

The providers do. They make sure they are both clean and fresh and perfumed. Most of them that I've seen, anyway.

I know I care, and I suspect many mongers do.

How a provider smells is at least as important as how she looks, and a stellar performance can lose it's magic if accompanied by a rank or sour odor.

Also, different fragrances evoke different feelings during a session. The CHOICE of scent ought to be considered in whom a client recommends to other clients.

Maybe this belongs on the Suggestion Board, but shouldn't there be a THIRD grading system covering the scent of the provider (and her incall digs)?

Just a Sunday afternoon musing.

Fridays117 27 Reviews 851 reads

posted 12 years ago

2 / 35

As little as possible - I mean just clean... - eom

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Blowing Chunks 809 reads

posted 12 years ago

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so her profile would change every time she takes a shower or uses a different perfume?

I haven't met a single provider who smelled like shit, unless she just took a dump and came out of the restroom. Even then, she still doesn't smell bad cuz she turns on the fan or put some perfume on to cover it up.

Also, some guys prefer a girl who uses no perfume cuz they don't want that smell transferring to them and then their SO getting suspicious

Dr Who revived 1007 reads

posted 12 years ago

4 / 35

I don't know about the smell thingy....but this is impressive

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WickedBrut 27 Reviews 873 reads

posted 12 years ago

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Re: so her profile would change every time she takes a shower or uses a different perfume?

Well, your second paragraph certainly could be a factor on whom a married monger might meet movements before facing the wife.

Also, the ladies have in other threads had some complaints in this area. Seems there are a few stinky, high-volume hobbyists giving us a bad reputation.

Posted By: Drunken Asian

I haven't met a single provider who smelled like shit, unless she just took a dump and came out of the restroom. Even then, she still doesn't smell bad cuz she turns on the fan or put some perfume on to cover it up.

Also, some guys prefer a girl who uses no perfume cuz they don't want that smell transferring to them and then their SO getting suspicious.

Blowing Chunks 784 reads

posted 12 years ago

6 / 35

? eom

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keystonekid 114 Reviews 943 reads

posted 12 years ago

7 / 35

I prefer a provider with no perfume, for discretionary reasons. The . . .

main reason I shower after an appointment before heading home.

pleaseme 23 Reviews 799 reads

posted 12 years ago

8 / 35

Like Roses and tastes like Honey!

Posted By: WickedBrut

TER had this rating system with two grading systems. One is APPEARANCE, which a few threads below has been explored, challenged, ridiculed, praised, etc. And the other is PERFORMANCE.

But does TER even CARE about how the providers smell?

The providers do. They make sure they are both clean and fresh and perfumed. Most of them that I've seen, anyway.

I know I care, and I suspect many mongers do.

How a provider smells is at least as important as how she looks, and a stellar performance can lose it's magic if accompanied by a rank or sour odor.

Also, different fragrances evoke different feelings during a session. The CHOICE of scent ought to be considered in whom a client recommends to other clients.

Maybe this belongs on the Suggestion Board, but shouldn't there be a THIRD grading system covering the scent of the provider (and her incall digs)?

Just a Sunday afternoon musing.

Blowing Chunks 843 reads

posted 12 years ago

9 / 35

Actually, I take that back. There was one girl who smelled a bit like pee but only near her vjj.

There was a provider who barged in while I was taking a shower, she peed and came out of the bathroom without cleaning up. She still smelled ok but since she didn't wash up after peeing, that meant DATY or 69 was out of the question for me.

Turns out that this particular provider had a string of inflated reviews before I met her so I was fooled into thinking she was worthy of being a model-material professional provider.

Eventually though, she could not keep on inflating herself and honest & true reviews began to surface. It didn't take long before her reviews were more dominated by honest reviewers complaining about the prior inflated reviews claiming they feel scammed. They scored her much less. Much much less than her prior reviews. I thought those guys were a bit harsh though and I even felt a bit bad for the girl after reading their reviews cuz I didn't think she was *THAT* bad. lol

Back_In_Black 899 reads

posted 12 years ago

10 / 35

when you say SMELL do you mean the COUCHIE ? or her

overall smell ?

1. smells like fish
2. shes like rotten fish
3. no fish smell at all
4.she smell Purdy.. like mom does ..
5. like a flower in bloom

Posted By: WickedBrut

TER had this rating system with two grading systems. One is APPEARANCE, which a few threads below has been explored, challenged, ridiculed, praised, etc. And the other is PERFORMANCE.

But does TER even CARE about how the providers smell?

The providers do. They make sure they are both clean and fresh and perfumed. Most of them that I've seen, anyway.

I know I care, and I suspect many mongers do.

How a provider smells is at least as important as how she looks, and a stellar performance can lose it's magic if accompanied by a rank or sour odor.

Also, different fragrances evoke different feelings during a session. The CHOICE of scent ought to be considered in whom a client recommends to other clients.

Maybe this belongs on the Suggestion Board, but shouldn't there be a THIRD grading system covering the scent of the provider (and her incall digs)?

Just a Sunday afternoon musing.

Blowing Chunks 648 reads

posted 12 years ago

11 / 35

HAHAHAHA!!!!! eom

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Back_In_Black 953 reads

posted 12 years ago

12 / 35

how bout like ROSES and what i caught felt like i

got stung by a bee......

Posted By: pleaseme

Posted By: WickedBrut

TER had this rating system with two grading systems. One is APPEARANCE, which a few threads below has been explored, challenged, ridiculed, praised, etc. And the other is PERFORMANCE.

But does TER even CARE about how the providers smell?

The providers do. They make sure they are both clean and fresh and perfumed. Most of them that I've seen, anyway.

I know I care, and I suspect many mongers do.

How a provider smells is at least as important as how she looks, and a stellar performance can lose it's magic if accompanied by a rank or sour odor.

Also, different fragrances evoke different feelings during a session. The CHOICE of scent ought to be considered in whom a client recommends to other clients.

Maybe this belongs on the Suggestion Board, but shouldn't there be a THIRD grading system covering the scent of the provider (and her incall digs)?

Just a Sunday afternoon musing.

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 1000 reads

posted 12 years ago

13 / 35

Looks like he forgot his attachment.

eom

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Jstgttnstrtd 18 Reviews 814 reads

posted 12 years ago

14 / 35

I include all sensory impressions in "appearance" score...

this includes taste, smell, feel.
If a lady is delicious down "there"' or has amazing soft supple skin (flashing back to my date from yesterday now!), then I think the credit for those should be reflected in the appearance score

case321 31 Reviews 880 reads

posted 12 years ago

15 / 35

Like......

Jesus Christ himself ate a bouquet of flowers and crapped out a bowl full of potpourri!!! Seriously though there's nothing sweeter on earth than the scent of a clean lady and her wonderful lady parts.

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 819 reads

posted 12 years ago

16 / 35

So far, the consensus seems to be that the ladies smell damn good! eom

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AnotherDonJohn 916 reads

posted 12 years ago

17 / 35

Three choices: stripper, average, "like ass"? Eom

Posted By: WickedBrut

TER had this rating system with two grading systems. One is APPEARANCE, which a few threads below has been explored, challenged, ridiculed, praised, etc. And the other is PERFORMANCE.

But does TER even CARE about how the providers smell?

The providers do. They make sure they are both clean and fresh and perfumed. Most of them that I've seen, anyway.

I know I care, and I suspect many mongers do.

How a provider smells is at least as important as how she looks, and a stellar performance can lose it's magic if accompanied by a rank or sour odor.

Also, different fragrances evoke different feelings during a session. The CHOICE of scent ought to be considered in whom a client recommends to other clients.

Maybe this belongs on the Suggestion Board, but shouldn't there be a THIRD grading system covering the scent of the provider (and her incall digs)?

Just a Sunday afternoon musing.

angelexotic See my TER Reviews 959 reads

posted 12 years ago

18 / 35

aaaah!

she didt rinse with soap n water after pissing? !

unfortunately we have to deal with things like flaps on each side and crevices its not just like a guy taking a pee with this long smooth dick. Dicks yeah I guess guys dont have to wash off again after pee.
Especially since we have not only a gash. We have external lips. Piss has to be washed off . She must have never worked in a strip club.
I know one of the strip clubs I worked at almost every girl would go in with a cup of water and soap and just rinse her coochie of over the toilet in between stage that's the last thing you want is to ever be sweaty or have a pee smell.
pussys are high maintenance.
she must have never worked in a strip club because keeping your pussy extremely fresh and rinsed off is something people would know.
if I were you I would have said something I would have asked her to jump in the shower again or at least rinse off with water and some soap I would have told her I have an issue with being near me
with just toilet paper you're pretty much just rubbing the piss into your skin!
she could have at least had some wipes next to the toilet
At least...

MasterZen 34 Reviews 1007 reads

posted 12 years ago

19 / 35

With... her nose? -e-

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MasterZen 34 Reviews 855 reads

posted 12 years ago

20 / 35

Go ahead, ask me how I feel...

With my hands. Duh!

mrfisher 115 Reviews 889 reads

posted 12 years ago

21 / 35

With her nose, I guess....

ba-doom.

On a related joke:

First man: My dog lost his nose.

Second man: How does he smell?

First man: Terrible

MasterZen 34 Reviews 743 reads

posted 12 years ago

22 / 35

In stereo? -e-

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Cosette 930 reads

posted 12 years ago

23 / 35

If you're going to add a grading system for smelling...

Can you ask for a rating system for brains...just sayin'

It's my only chance at a 10 you know.

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MasterZen 34 Reviews 724 reads

posted 12 years ago

24 / 35

Sorry, Cos! I heard that was going to be a...

drop-down menu item. The selections proposed are:

Profoundly Impaired
Blah
Smarter Than Most Men
Average
Street Smart
Highly Educated

You win a free date with me if you can find the joke in there... :

Cosette 792 reads

posted 12 years ago

25 / 35

Ha, smarter than most men is still below average! EOM

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MasterZen 34 Reviews 738 reads

posted 12 years ago

26 / 35

A true nerd will know this one...

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MasterZen 34 Reviews 906 reads

posted 12 years ago

27 / 35

Proof that nerds are better lovers...

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Cosette 1024 reads

posted 12 years ago

28 / 35

I ate epsilon pie! EOM

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WickedBrut 27 Reviews 782 reads

posted 12 years ago

29 / 35

Colette, in my book, you've had a 10 in brains for a long time. eom

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WickedBrut 27 Reviews 705 reads

posted 12 years ago

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I like the placement.

Especially "smarter than most men" being a step below "Average."

To get 10 categories, you'll have to add a few. YOUR test will be to figure how many, and that will determine your score. Maybe "Very well trained" just to make it clear that we men devised the scale.

Posted By: MasterZen

drop-down menu item. The selections proposed are:

Profoundly Impaired
Blah
Smarter Than Most Men
Average
Street Smart
Highly Educated

You win a free date with me if you can find the joke in there...