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only smaller."

Posted By: 2horses2many
Not to long ago there's a guy here bragging about how big he is and how scary it is? Do you ever have a comebacker if you meet a guy similar to that loud horn tooting SOB to put him in a complete silence... for example like.. Can I pour a glass of water to make it grow?.... or the classic one....I've smoke fatter cigarettes than that...what's yours and gents you can chime in......
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2horses2many1036 reads

Not to long ago there's a guy here bragging about how big he is and how scary it is? Do you ever have a comebacker if you meet a guy similar to that loud horn tooting SOB to put him in a complete silence... for example like.. Can I pour a glass of water to make it grow?.... or the classic one....I've smoke fatter cigarettes than that...what's yours and gents you can chime in......

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Debra_Hollander479 reads

IDK, maybe it's porn?  LOL.

But if you mean do I have a COMEBACK line if a client is bragging about his gigantic tool in person?    

NO.  The ones who brag the most often have the most fragile egos.  And I do try to save my set-downs for clients who actually deserve them.  ;-)

Sometimes, they're really just looking for reassurance.  

Then there are the truly enormously-endowed men for whom it has actually been a problem and they're hoping I'll be up to the challenge.  

Y'know, some providers make a point of telling EVERY GUY that he is big.  :shrug

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rtuminus450 reads

... I left home without a magnifying glass.”

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Posted By: 2horses2many
Not to long ago there's a guy here bragging about how big he is and how scary it is? Do you ever have a comebacker if you meet a guy similar to that loud horn tooting SOB to put him in a complete silence... for example like.. Can I pour a glass of water to make it grow?.... or the classic one....I've smoke fatter cigarettes than that...what's yours and gents you can chime in......

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bdb6412 reads

only smaller."

Posted By: 2horses2many
Not to long ago there's a guy here bragging about how big he is and how scary it is? Do you ever have a comebacker if you meet a guy similar to that loud horn tooting SOB to put him in a complete silence... for example like.. Can I pour a glass of water to make it grow?.... or the classic one....I've smoke fatter cigarettes than that...what's yours and gents you can chime in......
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GaGambler312 reads

What's it going to be when it grows up?"

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