Sorry for the poor humor there! Anyway, I am in a populous area in Southern Spain and cannot seem to find any type of reviews on any one or any place.  It seems that the hobby is more accepted and easier to find, but I like to have the reviews so I know if the pictures are real, or what to expect really.

So I ask, have any of you been here and have any pointers?

thank you in advance!

http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/newReviews.asp

They don't have Spain as a sub forum, but you might find something a few hours away, or try the "other" reviews.

If that does not work, google Spain Escorts and something may come up.

foro+putas or lumis (slang for hookers) in a spanish search engine

I found the same problem . Look up puti clubs and escort in you city. There are a few sites that have girls in southern Spain.
I do hope your spanishr is good and or your catalon. Mine unfortunately sucks. I did manage to find a club and most of them are brothels. (yes look up brothels in your city as well) since prostitution is legal in Spain, no big problems, just the language thing. Enjoy