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statson1234 131 Reviews 1547 reads
posted
1 / 28
Craziest geting cought story or almost getting caught , What is yours ?

Few months ago , I went to see my steady ATF  
when I came back home I erased most of the text message but  
I missed , " 11:00 am with Shelly room number 222 If you change your mind please text "

Pretty incriminating right ?  
I got home and my wife went through my phone , that nosy Rosie  
When she found this she freaked out  and started calling me names cheater etc....
Big fight .... There was nothing I could say to her , I did not know how to cover my ass on this one  
my message is pretty telling . So while she left to see our kids , I went to the bathroom where we kept some baking soda , and I grabbed a little of it and put it in a small baggy , making it look like cocaine. When she came back to scream at me some more , I came clean .  

" Honey I know it really looks bad , but I would never see a hooker ! or any girl ever !!!
But I went to buy some cocaine . That's how drug dealers work these days they give you room number and location , and yes Shelly is just a low life drug dealer that's all " LOL  

I had tough time keeping my face straight , but there was nothing else I could think of .
also to make the situation more realistic I fixed up a very small line in front of her and  
snorted it hahaha !!! My nose way itching and burning like a bitch but again I had no choice .
Crap , I'm a good actor . Partially she bought it , but few weeks later she brought this up again  
saying , bad enough I'm a liar , cheater and now a druggie  LOL :)

Anyway , I hope to hear your story .
We can all use some great ideas

mrfisher 115 Reviews 517 reads
posted
2 / 28
She'd rather you be a druggie than a hobbyist?.....

Not sure what that says about her.

Anyhoo, my story (Oft told now.) is how my wife caught me because I parked my big red car right on the street in front of the hotel instead of me putting it in the hotel's garage.  This in our hometown.  She got the room number from the front desk by showing her ID and knocked on the door.  I opened it expecting to see my date, and instead there stood my wife.  To make matters worse, my date came by about 30 seconds later.

It was not a good day

statson1234 131 Reviews 580 reads
posted
3 / 28
Re: She'd rather you be a druggie than a hobbyist?.....

holly shit man !!

That's crazy !!  
Are you still with your wife

statson1234 131 Reviews 354 reads
posted
4 / 28
are you kidding , I erased that number before she had a chance


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statson1234 131 Reviews 444 reads
posted
5 / 28
wow Julia

Damn Julia  
you are one little hotie !!!!!
when are you visiting Chicago

mrfisher 115 Reviews 572 reads
posted
6 / 28
My first wife has gone to a better place.....

Scottsdale AZ, along with half my money.

I have a second wife now who I met when she was an escort, but is now retired, and is fine with my hobby.  She's a lot nicer person too

statson1234 131 Reviews 515 reads
posted
7 / 28
ouch !!!


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LasVegan 619 reads
posted
8 / 28
Five years ago........

took my wife to have sushi.  When I arrived my ATF (at that time) was sitting at the sushi bar with some guy.  My wife led me to a seat at the sushi bar and sat one seat away from my ATF.  Not sure how I kept my cool.  My heart was beating a mile a minute.  My ATF was amazingly casual and did not in the least bit make as if she even knew me.  My wife engaged in small talk with her and after about 15 minutes they finished eating and left.

Strange things surely happen, that restaurant is not anywhere near my or my ATF's neighborhood.  Was our first and last time eating there.

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sailor66 14 Reviews 613 reads
posted
9 / 28
I had scheduled a mid-afternoon outcall at a hotel just north of 285 in Atlanta.

The provider arrived at my room at the same time as housekeeping was cleaning the room right across the hall. Neither of us said a word for a few minutes and waited until they moved on before we got down to business, having a good laugh in the process.

statson1234 131 Reviews 400 reads
posted
10 / 28
that is one crazy story


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GeorgeSpelviniii 285 Reviews 279 reads
posted
11 / 28
Julia would visit you but afraid that you'd compromise her #. lol


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NaomiGrey See my TER Reviews 299 reads
posted
12 / 28
I wanna meet your wife ;) lol -e-


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ComradeM 46 Reviews 419 reads
posted
13 / 28
Calling shenanigans on that story.

Also, get a burner.

lester_prairie 12 Reviews 307 reads
posted
14 / 28
better idea

I was just to an incall last week where I was given the wrong telephone number to text.  Somebody else got my text.  Fortunately the provider had my cell and texted me to find out where I was.

So the point of this story is that just because you have a text message on your phone it doesn't mean it was intended for you.

Of course if you have a full conversation ... well, that's harder to explain.

But a one-off text message -- must have been a mistake, dear.

statson1234 131 Reviews 270 reads
posted
15 / 28
No shenanigans . This is legit story


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statson1234 131 Reviews 250 reads
posted
16 / 28
Re: Julia would visit you but afraid that you'd compromise her #. lol

Hahaha !
;)

bonordonor 446 reads
posted
17 / 28
Long time ago

I was 18. An "older" lady I knew showed up at my apartment with her cousin. I fucked the older lady a couple of times then the cousin comes into the bedroom and tells us the older lady's husband is knocking on the door. The older lady suggests I leave immediately. The problem is that there is only one door and I'm on the 2nd floor. So, out the window I go. No, not "lower myself until I'm hanging on the ledge". Jumped out the window! As I'm making my way out of the neighborhood at 1am, I hear gun shots. Go back to my place in the morning  and my car has bullet holes & my door has bullet holes. No one was injured, but my landlord did ask me to leave.

ValuedCustomer 185 reads
posted
18 / 28
Now THAT is a happy ending.. rimshot.... EOM


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harborview 10 Reviews 417 reads
posted
19 / 28
I had a Mrs Robinsoin thing going on

Mr Robinson 'knew' but We never actually got caught.  It was an open secret...  despite our attempts to keep it quiet.  We used to have a mail drop for messages, we carried it on right under everyone's noses.  Really F*ckin stupid actually but I was just 25.    

Now, just for shits & giggles...  I caught my EX.  She was staying out & using her GF as an excuse.  On a whim I drove an hour to have a visit with her GF,'Lucy' who was also a friend of mine...  arriving about 10 PM.  We chatted for a couple of hours & she encouraged me to sleep on her couch.  (1 BR & she went to sleep...  her grandkids were already asleep in her bed.)  In the morning she made breakfast for everyone...  
The phone rings...  it's my soon to be ex.  She motions for me to listen in, holds the phone off so I can.  The ex has tried calling the house (my house)...  I'm not home (no shit).  So she wants 'Lucy' to call my house & lie & tell me "she just left house & is on her way home."  
Lucy says "I can't tell him that."
Ex says "Why not?"
Lucy says "Because he's standing next to me."
CLICK.  
I didn't see her for 3 days.  By then I was making alternative living arrangements.

GeorgeSpelviniii 285 Reviews 409 reads
posted
20 / 28
I Texted My Girlfriend About Her Review....

... unfortunately I thought I was texting a Provider about her review.  I was able to BS my way out of that by saying, since I'm in the Food & Beverage Industry, that I was writing a restaurant review for someone.

Another time I used to manage a nice upscale 300 room hotel in Dallas.  I lived in the hotel and would have Providers come visit me but had to be careful if housekeeping was on the floor.  I remember a couple of times when a Provider announced that she was on the property I asked to wait a few minutes as housekeeping was in my hall.  They didn't care and came right up.  Never any repercussions though on those two foibles.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 294 reads
posted
21 / 28
No problem, just take one of these...



-- Modified on 4/27/2016 8:59:14 AM

WICardinalfan 226 reads
posted
22 / 28
Re: I had a Mrs Robinsoin thing going on

Dude, that had to hurt........

WICardinalfan 326 reads
posted
23 / 28
Texted the cleaning lady

About six months ago I accidentally texted my cleaning lady about bringing water to my room as I had a fridge, and the room number......not enough to tip my hand but scary.

She texted me back with a bunch of question marks.  I responded telling her I was out of town on business (which I was) and was having a business meeting.  End of story.

However, said cleaning lady is friends of my Ex.  Sweated it out for a few days.

impposter 49 Reviews 298 reads
posted
24 / 28
"I am NOT cheating on you with anther woman!"

Posted By: statson1234
Few months ago , I went to see my steady ATF  
 when I came back home I erased most of the text message but  
 I missed , " 11:00 am with Shelly room number 222 If you change your mind please text "
"You see, Wifey, Shelly is Sheldon, my new boyfriend." ... "But I think you can turn me back with a really good BJ."  

(Sally is Salvatore. Sue is a Boy Named Sue. Patty is Patrick. Ellie is Eliot. Fern is Fernando. ...

statson1234 131 Reviews 198 reads
posted
25 / 28
LOL thats good


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sdottaylor 19 Reviews 227 reads
posted
26 / 28
2 "Close" Calls

Earlier today, tweeted out a screenshot of an Excel spreadsheet on my computer. Did not realize that I had a TER open in the background. Twitter friend pointed it out, I deleted the tweet 4 minutes later. I hope he doesn't google The Erotic Review, if he doesn't, I can just play it off as a porn review site and not an escort site.

Also

Late last year, I was texting my friend Kyle, who I'm out to, and my friend Stephanie, who I'm not out to. Meant to text Kyle something about how I might see a certain escort when she's in town, but I texted Stephanie about that. She questioned me about it, I just said, don't worry about it.

Bisous_Ciao 175 reads
posted
27 / 28
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer......

Hate to tell you but both your twitter friend and Stephanie now know you hobby.

sdottaylor 19 Reviews 157 reads
posted
28 / 28
Re: Not the sharpest knife in the drawer......

Twitter friend probably. Though I dont know if he cares enough to google what TER is.  

Doubt it with Stephanie. Accidently texting "I might see Lucy when she's in town" doesn't exactly scream I'm a dude that sees escorts. Could be talking about an ex, a college friend, etc.

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