There are two phones ringing in your head.  

I should drop by the folks some day and see if the Playboys are still under the mattress

While I do like porn stars, I like amateur porn the best.

While barriers to produce & distribute porn have all but vanished in the past 30 years, it means that a lot of stuff is out there that's not worth watching. Most of it, I'd say. The late 70s & early 80s saw a growth in films that had both plots & hardcore sex, and actual decent production values. It was expensive enough to produce, and legally risky enough to distribute, that any of a number of people in the process could have killed a project before an audience was subjected to it. So marginal stuff tended to not get made. The result was porn that often resembled real situations in real life.

So it's back to the DVDs and paper mags until further notice.  BTW, my computer was not infected because of the porn I was viewing.  It was infected due to something that one of my ex-wife's thug affairs was downloading, what that was I have no fucking clue.

you didn't answer the question. Is it all the same to you? Or doesn't it appeal to you at all?