I've been seeing this mid-20's provider for the last 10 years now.  I first met her after her mom turned her out.  She was working for burgers at the local strip club to support her self and her 3 kids.  I never did tell her my real name.  We started going bareback on our second date and so far I have only had STD's twice.  Last year she fell on really hard times when she got pregnant.  I broke down and asked her to move into my trailer with me.  After the baby was born we went on the Maury show and got one of them DNA tests and I wasn't the father, but now I got a real problem.  Since she was living with me, I kinda really got attached to her so now, I don't know whether to tell her my real name before or after I ask her to marry me.

Any suggestions?

treated for the STD...  my suspicion is that you are in the tertiary stages of syphilis... ya know, the stage that includes mental illness, memory loss, neurological disorders, all indicative of neurosyphilis!!!  Soon you will be relieved as the final symptom of this disorder is death!

Bwahahahaha.... yea, I could see ya on Maury.... actually though, you seem more to be a Jerry Springer type of guy.

Jerry don't do DNA and I hadn't cheated with her younger sister.

That they have combined their individual STD's into one mutated disease just hitting the states. The original strain was brought back by Udo and several South American parakeets.

This disease known as Fucktardosis has only been diagnosed in a few as scientists have determined that no one  with an IQ over 60 has been found to be susceptible to the disease.

Hi Bizzaro,

MM"This disease known as Fucktardosis has only been diagnosed in a few as scientists have determined that no one  with an IQ over 60 has been found to be susceptible to the disease. "

How would you explain  the outbreaks  among the contented online urbanite ,  who  suffer from a low  IQ ?

So she mid 20's now -seeing her 10 yr so she was 15 when you met she had 3 kid's at 15??? Now was Burgers her paycheck or did guy's put them in g string???The BB an std not even going there!!!Don't see how after 3 kid's getting pregnant would be harder time's.How does  she not know real name when you were on Maury Show.I was going to say more never mind.ANY SUGGESTIONS only one YOU DON'T NEED TO HAVE ANY KID'S.omg omg omg lol lol lol

Dr. phill

so how would I know. Now give the crayon back to your mom, and tell her thanks for helping write a sentence.

The said person is so illiterate, she can't read. Are saying that you never receive any mail, even bills in your real name? No one calls you when you are there and you not there? In the bathroom? She never answered the phone.

when you two gave each other LE STDs
it's okay, turn yourself in, for being so ridiculous

great story though!