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LOL. Great episode from a show about nothing! -e-teeth_smile
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MasterZen3155 reads

something that you do, a position, a technique, a special talent like squirting... not a gimmick, but something unique about you and what you do that you have received praise for many times? Something that you know will stand out in your partner's memory for quite some time.

If you do, is it something you use all of the time? Something that you only bring out in certain situations?

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Dr Who revived1732 reads

Elicits the giggles and Big O's every time

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MasterZen1588 reads

to really like you!

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JackDunphy1711 reads

Do I see a few 20's in there for a tip? And some foreign currency in there as well? LOL

And where is your envelope? Lucky for you, you didn't show the wider shot with you holding the Macy's gift bag in your right hand.

Christ, you look like a fkin newbie mangina in that pic.

Get your fkin act together bro.

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MasterZen1680 reads

Bitcoins.

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Dr Who revived1404 reads

Rather the gal(s) that start at $ 160 and then you get to pick and choose from the menu.

Smaller bills seem to be more effective with that.

No Macy's either...too expensive.  I tend to go to Wal-Mart.  They often have the pineapple juices on sale!

Posted By: JackDunphy
Do I see a few 20's in there for a tip? And some foreign currency in there as well? LOL  
   
 And where is your envelope? Lucky for you, you didn't show the wider shot with you holding the Macy's gift bag in your right hand.  
   
 Christ, you look like a fkin newbie mangina in that pic.  
   
 Get your fkin act together bro.

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JackDunphy1740 reads

Did you get the NB gals seal of approval on that? You might want to pm Heather or BWB just to make sure. Those girls over there have very strict standards you know.  

And you might want to exchange that Euro sticking out in your wad for some cold, hard American cash. I can most def assure you the NB gals do NOT accept foreign currency.  

Foreign penises yes, foreign currency no. :D

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Dr Who revived1463 reads

Considering the exchange rate is 1.36:1 what hooker wouldn't want 500 euros instead of USD.

I figure the NB gals would think it's Monopoly money anyhow  ;)

Oh..and I have kept a Macy's bag to bring those trinkets from Wal-Mart.  No receipt of course.

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Skinny_Minnie:-)1926 reads

I find that if I am close to having an O, and the guy puts his hand around my throat (not too tight though), I'll cum very quickly.  It's a psychological, dominance type of turn on.

So last night (or this morning), I was with a guy and I was getting tired riding CG, so I tried it on him (grabbing his throat).  Sure enough, in like seconds, he came.  So, try this out with your next willing partner and see if she likes it!

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MasterZen1392 reads

choking anyone out, but just touching the throat does add that psychological dominance element. Hott!

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bonordonor1904 reads

It works for me. As soon as I put my hands around a lady's throat, I cum! We don't even have to be naked. What a thrill! (just kidding) but, yes, what you said...it is exciting.

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89Springer1465 reads

Related Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkGVpFoRXTI

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MasterZen1331 reads

Sensual, psychological dominance and surrender.

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mrfisher1797 reads

I bet the hard core BDSM set would go for that.

Seinfeld had a bit about "moves", but I can't find a decent video of it.  It had something to do with either a clockwise or counterclockwise swirl at the end.

My favorite move is when a gal sticks her hand down between her legs and manipulates my member with it so that it is safe and she gets off as I get off.  It's hot stuff.

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BigPapasan1478 reads

Jerry: All right. On your bed. You got a headboard? You'll need a headboard.

George: I got a headboard.

Jerry: Is it padded?

George: No.

Jerry: Good. How tall is she?

George: Five-foot four. Why?

Jerry: You can't have more than a one-foot differential in your heights.

Otherwise, you could really hurt your neck.

George: I can't tell ya how much I appreciate this.

Jerry: George, if you could master this, you'll never be alone again.

[Back at Jerry's apartment: Jerry and George have just walked in, still conversing on the same subject]

Jerry: Now, the ending is kind of an option. I use the swirl. I like the swirl. I'm comfortable with the swirl. *I* feel the swirl is a great capper.

George: Is it a clockwise swirl?

Jerry: I prefer clockwise, but it's not written in stone.

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mrfisher1607 reads

as she finds the characters utterly reprehensible.

But I try to explain to her that that is exactly the point of the show.  By taking extreme illustrations of the human failings in all of us, the show makes us more conscious of these failings in ourselves.

It's not unlike how people related to the bigoted Archie Bunker in All in the Family, just updated a bit (for the 90s anyways), and funnier.  The character of Homer Simpson is not unlike Archie as well.

But hey, it's a matter of taste and there's no arguing taste.

Thanks for the dialog BP

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bonordonor1834 reads

but if I disclosed it, it would certainly blow my alias because 10's, if not 20's of the ladies would be able to identify me. It is so awesome, I might have given up my alias just by this post.

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MasterZen1590 reads

a chicken???  LOL

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MarkusKetterman1731 reads

establishing comfortable rapport so that the provider is relaxed with me

and

having learned through experience to read her responses so that I usually can figure out
what she is enjoying or will like -   paying real attention to her goes a lot further than  
thinking that you have a "move" that is going to work....

probably does not hurt that I'm not too hard to look at or be with either :p

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bonordonor1406 reads

ego.

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MarkusKetterman1582 reads

a level of self assurance and confidence that is threatening to or  brings a bit of resentment from gents is generally well received by most (but of course not all....) of the ladies -   hell that's the story of my life lol.....

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bonordonor1369 reads

Can, I mean, will you share stories about bathroom stalls? Be cryptic though, I don't think graphic details are allowed on this board.

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hbyist+truth=;(1682 reads

In the hopes that they will get validation from that type of behavior.  

Actually his approach is perfect. Being able to read and respond accordingly makes a great lover. The worst lovers are those who think they have a great move/s that might have worked on a few or the few faked it making him or her to believe they were rock stars.

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MasterZen1542 reads

that you are a good listener?

They are not mutually exclusive, my brother. Take the red pill.

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hammerhead8961698 reads

the girls would think the rest of you actually new what turns a woman on and they would give you all way to much OTC time for it. Just cannot bring myself to do that to the hard working girls out there lol.

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MarkusKetterman1500 reads

paying attention to the lady - to how her body is responding....   if I am going to take my pleasure from her I might as well try to give a little back if she seems receptive...  

-- Modified on 6/4/2014 3:57:09 PM

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BigBoyPants1484 reads

between the Cleveland Steamer and the Alabama Hot Pocket.

I save the Rusty Fishhook for special occasions.

(NO!! I am not that sick. I have a buddy who e-mails me definitions from the Urbandictionary to try and gross me out.)

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MasterZen1201 reads

from puppets? Watch if you dare, Bwahahahaha!

Related Link: Team America Puppet Sex Scene

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Jstgttnstrtd1990 reads

has been met with approval by all the ladies I've been with so far!

Actually, oral is an area of fun read-and-react changes each time. I have a different move I try with this that some REALLY like, but certainly not all.  Each lady is different, and the exploration of that is a BIG part of the adventure that makes each date fresh and fun.

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AnotherDonJohn1414 reads

Enough bills to make the donation. By no wrapper, I mean no envelope. Lol.  

Posted By: MasterZen
something that you do, a position, a technique, a special talent like squirting... not a gimmick, but something unique about you and what you do that you have received praise for many times? Something that you know will stand out in your partner's memory for quite some time.  
   
 If you do, is it something you use all of the time? Something that you only bring out in certain situations?

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PhillyAbbey1428 reads

..No......LOL!!!!

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MasterZen1358 reads

the hometown team is losing.

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SuperBustyBlonde1326 reads

Air Force Amy has one she is famous for, its an upside down handstand blowjob

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