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MP67 11 Reviews 1434 reads
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Here's a question I had for the gents, but I'm sure can be applied to the ladies too...

Tomorrow I'm gonna wake my drunk ass up and take care of shit. Grocery shop, get the oil changed in my car, get a hair cut, pay bills, clean up dog shit, and hopefully go to a casino that I have a $100 card for that I won on a radio contest.

Not necessarily in that order...

Anyway, the hair cut deal. I only let this certain lady cut my hair. She's damn good, and when she goes from one place to another I follow. She calls me and let's me know she's moving on.

Not only is she talented with the scissors, she's fucking hot! Little Hispanic girl. Long black hair. Killer bod.

LOVE when she rubs her tits against my shoulders, or her crotch on my arms as she's doing her *job*.

Don't get me wrong. She's attached. But I definitely have fantasies of burying my cock in any and all of her orifices!

So, my question is, do any of you specifically go somewhere, whether it be a haircut, massage, the cute person at the checkout line in a store, wherever, just to flirt with someone and maybe in hopes get some?

I'm a huge flirt, and I dig the smiles on the lady's faces when I see them!

But some I just want to fuck the shit out of them.

Any of you have that going on?... ;)

FloraFaun See my TER Reviews 467 reads
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They play on it to get the biz and tips. I know this because I am in the beauty industry. I know that when you see the low cut tops and short skirts and how they bend over and show you their cleavage when washing your hair... this is all to get a big tip or keep you coming back to see them. Maybe not all of them do this, but believe me a majority does.
That is why I offered a gfe haircut special awhile back. Because I knew that men have this fantasy. It was loads of fun and the guys were like boys in a candy shop being able to act out the fantasy theyve had for so long! They even told me all about their hairdresser and her huge tits and the way she leans over them.... One client even said to me, "now Im going to start having a women cut my hair. I have had a man do it for ten years, but this is much more enjoyable!"

TallBear 319 reads
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What?! You mean, women actually use their bodies to sexually manipulate hopelessly horny men?

We're such simple creatures. Predictable too.

That said, in answer to the original question, yes, I absolutely do patronize certain hotties just to enjoy seeing them, chatting with them, and, when they seem receptive and responsive to it, flirting with them. Nothing ever comes of it...except for the time when it did. She kept me talking until her employees left, and then we went at it like college kids in her staff break room. So never say never...;)

MarkusKetterman 150 Reviews 320 reads
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She is very tall for a Korean girl - probably 5'8 or so.  I'd say she is in her early 30s. Thin but shapely. Very very cute. She is bright and cheerful but her English is very limited.

She works in the local redneck barber shop. When I first met her, there were quite a few old white guys (like me lol) waiting for the old white barber, and she was just waiting for some business.

I decided to let her cut my hair. And I'm glad I did.

On the one hand - she gives me the best, most thorough haircuts I've had in a long time.

on the other she is a delight to talk to.

Mostly in Korean though as her English is as I mentioned, limited. Fortunately I picked up a bit working in South Korea during several rotations through Operation Team Spirit.

She lights up every time she sees me. Practices her English with me. And shows a lot of personal interest. She has clued me in to some of the best Korean restaurants in the area.

She brings a certain attitude toward cutting my hair - a certain pride in her work, a certain warmth in her touch.

But I have no interest in "flirting" with her. I simply enjoy her company...

romeogolf 34 Reviews 323 reads
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Even though I don't have a hell of alot of hair left I go to a local establishment that is owned by an ex stripper who is Smoking F**king Hot.  
Every time that I walk through her door I am reminded of the days that she would be completely naked swinging from a trapeze. Her naked body is burned into my memory forever. I look at her now as though I can see right through her clothing.

Now she has all the blue haired ladies in town as customers because the girls that work there know what their doing.

The interesting thing about this salon is that the owner only hires perfect, young, sexy 10's to work there. They come to work in the morning dressed like they are the next dancer on stage. So not only does she have the blue haired crowd wrapped up but all of the male population for several towns over.

Most of the males in this area know the salon as " Cleavage at 9 am " or " Boner and a hair job ".

Definitely a gfe establishment.

FloraFaun See my TER Reviews 277 reads
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6 / 39

Its just like I said. They know EXACTLY what they are doing. Money in their painted on jeans pockets ;-) When we meet, we should do this roleplay I mentioned.

FloraFaun See my TER Reviews 242 reads
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8 / 39

well lets try many of them then. You dont want to miss out on my one-of-a-kind ones.

MP67 11 Reviews 310 reads
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I think it got away from what exactly I was trying to say.

Forget about the hair cut deal.

Let's say you go to your favorite Italian restaurant. The hostess is sooo fucking hot you have to have her.

What I'm trying to say is just exactly *where* do you find these encounters? Not just where you get your hair cut.

You could go down the street for smokes at 7-11 at a certain time because you know the clerk will be there that you want to wear her ass as a hat.

Come on! It can't be that hard!

Do you or do you not ever meet someone that services you in their professional capacity that you would like to get nekkid with?!

Is it that hard to fathom?

MarkusKetterman 150 Reviews 290 reads
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FloraFaun See my TER Reviews 256 reads
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romeogolf 34 Reviews 246 reads
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MP67 11 Reviews 256 reads
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Just remember. What comes around, goes around... ;)

FloraFaun See my TER Reviews 303 reads
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I hired a private yoga instructor and had her come to my house a few times a week. Cost me a fortune but I loved seeing her contort into all the yoga positions. She would close her eyes and enjoy her stretch, but I would look at her from head to toe in each position. She was beautiful to me. I had a very big crush on her and really wouldve liked to have made love to her sometime. I still think about her and look at her photos on the internet when I feel horny for a women.

Dumbjock 2 Reviews 272 reads
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For a few years, there was a waitress at my favorite lunch time haunt in Downtown DC. She was sexy as hell with a dancer's body and full natural C's and perpetually tousled auburn hair. During warm weather she would wear shorts and I am a sucker for defined legs.

The service was even better than her looks.  When I was dining alone I was usually working and I would simply sit down and without ever uttering a word my food would appear along with my one-of-a-kind specialty drink (and refills). When I was done my plate would disappear along with my credit card.  We would exchange eye contact and a few nods as she tended the other tables, which somehow was hotter than most overt flirting I have experienced.  

On the occasions we did speak she was funny and engaging as hell.  I fantasized about her many a time.

Confused Hobbyist 271 reads
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curtcocaine 260 reads
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Radcow 317 reads
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My barber is not hot, but she's talented to no end with the scissors. She's a MILF that given a chance would really be a swan. She's chucky but very cute and he self esteem is all tied up in her kids and her marriage. When she's confided in me, I sense some frustration, but in the end, she's loyal and true to her situation and I can't find fault in that.

MP67 11 Reviews 283 reads
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So you would've got nekkid with her if she was game? Right? That's my point.

BTW, Romeo is gonna get a beatdown once I get back from doing what I have to do today.

Bastardizing my thread! Oh yeah, R, you're gonna get it laters today! ;)

MP67 11 Reviews 236 reads
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MarkusKetterman 150 Reviews 262 reads
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anyone who is looking for "praise" on an anonymous internet board does not have a life lol

mrfisher 115 Reviews 261 reads
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30 / 39

from a luscious blonde MILF.

Especially in the summertime when she's in a skimpy sun dress.

She swears each time that she sees some new growth down there.

She don't know the half of it.

8o)

mrfisher 115 Reviews 320 reads
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There's something about a cutie who serves you food that is irresistable.

In fact, there is a provider out in the heartland who used to post on a escort site all the time who in fact had a day job at a diner.

Oh how I fantasized about heading out there and finding her there and ordering the daily special while ogling her.

MarkusKetterman 150 Reviews 236 reads
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MP67 11 Reviews 260 reads
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But I can dig you going to see this lady.

I'm extremely lazy, so the lady that cuts my hair is going to give me shit here in a few. But that's alright, cuz, like I said, she's hot!

I'll take the verbal spanking. Just wish it ended up in the *real deal*!

Know what I'm sayin'?! ;)

Bostonguy57 48 Reviews 284 reads
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I've been having the same hot Latina gal cut my for almost 20 years.  She is married with two kids now but I still love it when her boobs rub up against me.

I go to the same Dunkin' Donuts and stand in the same counter girl's line, get my car washed at the car wash with the hot towel girls and even go to the my bank on the days that my favorite teller is working the drive up window...

mrfisher 115 Reviews 258 reads
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Mine gives me the old crotch rub against my elbows mainly.

Once or twice I've gotten the breast brush against by chin.  (The best!)

Sometimes I feel her breath on the back on my neck.

Let's hear about other titilations.

Little Phil 254 reads
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I used to go to the same blackjack table every weekend, because the dealer had a habit of flashing her boob to the player at third base.  She was a horrible dealer, at least according to the people NOT sitting where I was, but I never really noticed.  Eventually the casino did.

MP67 11 Reviews 248 reads
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Matter of fact, there was this hostess at a steak place here. Late teens. Hotter than fuck! I mean, just drop dead gorgeous! Blondie, killer body, you get the idea.

Anyway, I was meeting my dad and his family for father's day/my birthday because it fell in between. It's 100 degrees outside so I go in a tank top and shorts.

The young goddess tells me they have a dress code and I can't come in with a tank top on. I tell her she has one on and she says 'Yeah, but I'm a girl!'

I ask for the manager and he tells me the same, though very apologetic. So I go down the street to a mall and buy a shirt just so I can eat in this place.

I asked her if this was alright when I came back. She said it was more than enough and gave me her number and told me she wanted to fuck me because she thought I looked damn good in my tank top but didn't want to get in trouble with her job.

OK, that last part was a lie! LMAO!!! But, the manager did buy my drinks for making me go buy a shirt so I could eat there! ;)

MP67 11 Reviews 248 reads
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And told me her SO is going away for a long time in a couple of months.

Not on vacation either....

hound_dog69 41 Reviews 280 reads
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I mean, look who you're asking! Next you're going to ask about bringing your friend along to an appointment for security incase it's a scam?!

Dude, this is hilarious! Of course!

When I had hair, and got haircuts, of course I loved that shit. She knows exactly what she's doing!

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