i know you teach at jack dunphy's school for hobbyists and providers...

do you have a course in hooker math?  because i once was a math major, and i just can not figure out the number systems being used for donation standards!

...and so far....pfffffft! Nothing.

Much like in the movie "Contact" we need some billionaire to help us crack the code by giving us the primer.

And, if we are so lucky to do so...it will be HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE!

I saw the model diff equation to calculate that in my diff equations class. It blew my mind.

But do I need to remind you that you signed a nondisclosure when you enrolled at JDU?

Nuff said.

...with a healthy dose of fuzzy numbers thrown in...

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"Numbers are annoying.  There's too many of them."

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Disclaimer - semi-PUI.  

Mine goes kind of like this:  

1 Hour - $600 (OK, make it quick and let's both get on with our lives) (I'll only agree to do this date when things are slow)

90 min - $800 (an *ahem* polite suggestion for those who try to book the 1-hour option and stay for 90 min anyway)

2 hours - $1k (PLEASE book this instead... since you’ll overstay anyway, you might as well pay for some of the time)

3 hours - $1.2k (book this and either 1) We'll spend most of the time at the bar, or 2) I'll be at the doctor's tomorrow getting medicine for a UTI) (but at least for $1k it will be somewhat worth it) (luckily UTI meds are cheap)

4 hours - $1.5k Dinner date! See above (although, I’ll stick with you for however long you need afterward, short of an overnight)

6 hours - $2k See above, but I’ll stay a bit later (up to 2-3AM) and we can do dinner AND a show

Overnight $10K IF YOU WANT TO BE KISSED AN NOT BITTEN AFTER KEEPING ME UP ALL NIGHT, THEN YOU BETTER PAY!!!  

Weekend or longer - Refer to: Overnight. Multiply by number of days. Buy out Bergdorf Goodman, and gift me a Maserati. Also: YMMV.


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Earnings.

I am also quite sure that "i" is in the equation somewhere, but I have yet to find it.

Of course, the Cantorian infinite set approach does seem to be necessary for those with GPS.

Quite a challenge!!!!

Need to set your rates? Spin the wheel

well your number system actually makes sense in terms of algebra and the conceit in consumer marketing that if a patron buys in bulk, the price per unit goes down (in this instance, the unit is rate per hour).

you very kindly and wisely lower your per hour rate with each increment of more time bought. (1 hour = 600/hr, 1 1/2 hr = 533/hr, 2 hrs = 500/hr, up to 6 hours = 333/hr).

this makes sense in an algebraic and marketing sense.

i have no problem with women who don't change their hourly rate as more time is bought (1 hour = 600, 2 hours = 1200, 3 hours = 1800).  although i must say i usually don't bother to book these ladies.

what kills me, and i think makes everyone on this board laugh out loud are the women who have obviously never passed 6th grade division or own a calculator.

i today visited a web site of a woman who increased her rate by $1000 for the 6 extra hours on a "dinner date", and then by the same $1000 for another measly 2 hours on her "slumber party" package.

or the ladies who charge more per hour for an hour and a half than for 2 hours (1 hour = 500, 1 1/2 hour = 800, 2 hours = 1000...what??)

whatever.  at the risk of sounding like bbfs4ever, i guess math isn't the strong suit of the people who go into this endeavor.

tbh, hooker math usually makes me move on and find somebody who can handle division.

Is factored into the overnight rate (which isn't actually 10K, but is disproportionately high).  

When asking for an overnight, most people try to negotiate for $2-2.5k. Well, at that rate or a few hundred less, I can do a 6-8 and spend the night in my own bed...I'll wake up refreshed and rested. If, on the other hand, I agree to an overnight, I'll be poked awake at 1AM and 5AM (if I ever even get to sleep), will have to refrain from biting him 6-8AM as we "enjoy" our "breakfast in bed", and then have to sit grumpily through real breakfast. I'll also spend the rest of the day passed out, trying to recover.  

After overnights, I've actually had to park in rest stops to sleep for a few hours, because I can't make it home w/o passing out at the wheel. That's how exhausting they are...

So, my overnight is expensive. Some might think, unreasonably so. But my thinking is this: if a client tries to negotiate down, I'll tell him that the overnight is not available, and suggest a 6-8. If, on the other hand, a client wants to pay my whole rate...I'll suck it up, and give him a great evening, a midnight fuck, a sex-filled morning, and let him snore, fart, poke me awake, and breathe into my neck all he wants in between. He can even steal the blankets!! As long as I'm paid my full rate, it's all good. I'll suffer happily. Even on no sleep. After all, it's a lot of $$

This doesn't happen much, but: if I REALLY like the client and know he's not going to snore/fart/fondle/neck-breath me 1AM-5AM, I have some room to offer him a little incentive (say $2.5-3k). That way, he feels special, I make a little more than I would from my 6-8, and we're both happy...

There are some clients with whom I'd never do an overnight, even at full rate +

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Your three hour description applies to ANY rate above one hour. Yep, most of the time drinking, talking, anything but having sex which is the only reason for seeing a hooker.

Actually, most of my 3-hours are mostly playtime, just at a more relaxed pace. A few rounds, with drinks/snacks/chat in between (while recovering). I've also had more than my fair share of UTI-inducing sessions and those generally were not the shorter dates.  

Dinner dates usually do include dinner, but the rest of the time is spent BCD. Generally, it's about half and half. I'll also stay a bit longer than 4 hours if  needed, to make sure he gets enough playtime.  

Same for 6-8. My last two 6-8's were just basically dinner dates w/MORE private time attached at the end.

i've had a handful of dinner dates and bar dates...

one dinner date was just that:  dinner.  no flirting, no sexy talk, no footsies.  i paid $200 for a rather awkward dinner date.  i could get hundreds of awkward dinner dates for free.  bad time.

one dinner date was full of hand squeezing, head on shoulder, flirting, little kisses, etc.  pretty nice.

but the best of all, just last december:  a lady charged me half her usual hourly rate for the 2 hours spent in public (plus her regular rate for our fun time back at her incall).

imagine my delight to find that her idea of public time included my jerking her off in the car as i drove to restaurant (and her jerking herself off on the drive back) plus a hand job and a bbbj in the parking garage.

and the punch line is:  she insisted on splitting the check at dinner!  this girl's a keeper!!