If you can figure out a way to get that in, you have a bonafide review! Oh and you forgot the rating but that sounds like a 9/9 (but would have been a 7 if she didn't do the cleanup.)

fine dining establishments in our area? Well, ok not many unless we drive over the lake but still. I think you need to date "IHOP" and your boredom will cease. If Waffle House is a 7, IHOP must be at least an 8.

I am going to review my OBGYN experience now...

Looks-8 Performance-2, Attitude-All business Atmosphere-Cold and Clinical

Public Details

Standard 2 call system but had to pay a deposit over the phone. When I arrived to her location, the place was sparkling clean and smelled of swiffers. She had obviously just mopped and wiped down the seats. Her choice of lighting was poor and reminded me of the supermarket, but the magazine selection was great and there was a candy dish that I enjoyed. I sat there nervous of my name being called, and what awaited me behind the door. Vip's read on.

Juicy Details

I was greeted not by the provider, but by a young intern who was very attractive. She told me to get totally naked including my socks (WTF), and to put on a robe, then assume the position with my legs up in the stirrups. I could feel the cold on my back and legs, and wide open I started to shutter about that big that they were going to put in there.  Soon enough, my provider arrived wearing a white lab coat, suit, and heels. I could smell her perfume as she grilled me and proceeded to get between my legs. She scooted my body towards her...close enough to taste had she only offered.

"Ok, London, you're going to feel something cold and wet," she said, as I started to get scared. I knew my Xanax had not yet kicked in, and I felt like I could poop bwahahhaa. The lube was in fact cold and the latex gloves made the entire experience seem so medicinal. I could not wait for it to be over. Pretty soon, she was jamming that damn metal thing in me, and I let out a high pitched shrill. No foreplay, kissing, daty, the c*nt even skipped the usual breast exam. I could feel the tool scrape the inner walls of my vagina, so she could get her sample. No warm up at all with this one folks. Just right to it..all business. "Ok, all done" she said, and I just felt dirty. She left the room telling me to get dressed, and handing me my bill without even a  hug goodbye...what bitch! I will NOT REPEAT!



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