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Stogiemanedu 43 Reviews 1893 reads
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1 / 18
In light of recent awards I thought this should see the light of Day

e To JLS with apologies to Ted Geisel

There once was a provider by the name of Julia Jones..
 She made a great living by playing with bones..
 She livened boards with her charm and her wit..
 While all of the boys wanted to just taste her clit..
 Seeing her pictures in swimsuit, how fit...
 I offered my face as place for to sit..
 I hope to someday vist this lass...
 To smooch and to spank that nice, round, firm ass..

 No poetic pride here , others please feel free to add.

Dr Who revived 472 reads
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2 / 18
I don't recall the name of the warrior that writes poetry....

But you are indeed that guy  LOL

Posted By: Stogiemanedu
 
   
   
   
 Ode To JLS with apologies to Ted Geisel  
   
 There once was a provider by the name of Julia Jones..  
  She made a great living by playing with bones..  
  She livened boards with her charm and her wit..  
  While all of the boys wanted to just taste her clit..  
  Seeing her pictures in swimsuit, how fit...  
  I offered my face as place for to sit..  
  I hope to someday vist this lass...  
  To smooch and to spank that nice, round, firm ass..  
   
  No poetic pride here , others please feel free to add.  
   
   
 

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 521 reads
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3 / 18
Good Fuckin' God... The shill gods must be smiling upon you..

Go bone her already... But make sure you take with you your personal financial statement, so she can ensure that the donation is not too hard on your budget... :D

HooktardGold 552 reads
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4 / 18
That's funny, but could have been more tactful...

I used to be able to rhyme on demand, but now.. not so much lol. Cute, none the less.

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SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 433 reads
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5 / 18
I leave that to the CPAs of the world.. [e] :D



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WickedBrut 27 Reviews 417 reads
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6 / 18
Good scan, fun meter, very playful rhyme. I like it. -e-


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AnotherDonJohn 397 reads
posted
7 / 18
I humbly add a few love lines, though I'm no Pablo Neruda...

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime  
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!  

JLS, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?  
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
I only boned you because I was p*ssed.
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Go to hell."  

Roses are red
violets are blue.
But roses are wilting
And violets are dead
My wallet is empty
and so is your head  

Citations: modified from other anonymous poems
ALWAYS BALANCE THE SHILL!
Posted By: Stogiemanedu
 
   
   
   
 Ode To JLS with apologies to Ted Geisel  
   
 There once was a provider by the name of Julia Jones..  
  She made a great living by playing with bones..  
  She livened boards with her charm and her wit..  
  While all of the boys wanted to just taste her clit..  
  Seeing her pictures in swimsuit, how fit...  
  I offered my face as place for to sit..  
  I hope to someday vist this lass...  
  To smooch and to spank that nice, round, firm ass..  
   
  No poetic pride here , others please feel free to add.  
   
   
 
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SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 437 reads
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8 / 18
Brilliant, dude [e]


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skarphedin 557 reads
posted
9 / 18
7/10 Very sophisticated troll post. But I dig your intended victim so I'm diffusing things. -e-

Posted By: Stogiemanedu
 
   
   
   
 Ode To JLS with apologies to Ted Geisel  
   
 There once was a provider by the name of Julia Jones..  
  She made a great living by playing with bones..  
  She livened boards with her charm and her wit..  
  While all of the boys wanted to just taste her clit..  
  Seeing her pictures in swimsuit, how fit...  
  I offered my face as place for to sit..  
  I hope to someday vist this lass...  
  To smooch and to spank that nice, round, firm ass..  
   
  No poetic pride here , others please feel free to add.  
   
   
 

HooktardGold 483 reads
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10 / 18
LMFAO! E.


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TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 577 reads
posted
11 / 18
Stogie ate a hoagie and decided to Shill.

Still. He's okay, I say
Who's that? Mrs. J?
If she's gonna make his day? I say Hey!
Don't forget the blue pill. Shill.

VOO-doo 597 reads
posted
12 / 18
Off topic, but...

i absolutely adore Pablo Neruda!!

asiantantric 163 Reviews 445 reads
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13 / 18
Lol Awesome :) - e


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Dave76015 38 Reviews 445 reads
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14 / 18
Very pleasant. Especially with JLS. EOhMyyyy


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AnotherDonJohn 429 reads
posted
15 / 18
But are you...

Or just " JLS your pussy is so great" oh my?  

I want to know whether to order in and pop some popcorn, in case it's your next meltdown time. Lol.


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HooktardGold 386 reads
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16 / 18
Hey... that's not fair. He wrote a poem too! E.


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AnotherDonJohn 587 reads
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17 / 18
Funny, when JLS strongly hinted to him to write a Vday poem, marketing didnt dawn on him. Hm. Lol -e


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Littlestinker 441 reads
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18 / 18
Re: Funny, when JLS strongly hinted to him to write a Vday poem, marketing didnt dawn on him. Hm. Lo

You were a Dick! yesterday you are a Dick! today and you will be a Dick! tomorrow.

       Go cry to somebody, anybody that gives a shit and good luck finding that.

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