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Stogiemanedu 43 Reviews 1895 reads

posted 12 years ago

1 / 18

In light of recent awards I thought this should see the light of Day

e To JLS with apologies to Ted Geisel

There once was a provider by the name of Julia Jones..
She made a great living by playing with bones..
She livened boards with her charm and her wit..
While all of the boys wanted to just taste her clit..
Seeing her pictures in swimsuit, how fit...
I offered my face as place for to sit..
I hope to someday vist this lass...
To smooch and to spank that nice, round, firm ass..

No poetic pride here , others please feel free to add.

Dr Who revived 472 reads

posted 12 years ago

2 / 18

I don't recall the name of the warrior that writes poetry....

But you are indeed that guy LOL

Posted By: Stogiemanedu

Ode To JLS with apologies to Ted Geisel

There once was a provider by the name of Julia Jones..
She made a great living by playing with bones..
She livened boards with her charm and her wit..
While all of the boys wanted to just taste her clit..
Seeing her pictures in swimsuit, how fit...
I offered my face as place for to sit..
I hope to someday vist this lass...
To smooch and to spank that nice, round, firm ass..

No poetic pride here , others please feel free to add.

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 521 reads

posted 12 years ago

3 / 18

Good Fuckin' God... The shill gods must be smiling upon you..

Go bone her already... But make sure you take with you your personal financial statement, so she can ensure that the donation is not too hard on your budget...

HooktardGold 552 reads

posted 12 years ago

4 / 18

That's funny, but could have been more tactful...

I used to be able to rhyme on demand, but now.. not so much lol. Cute, none the less.

-- Modified on 2/11/2014 4:08:07 PM

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 433 reads

posted 12 years ago

5 / 18

I leave that to the CPAs of the world.. [e]

-- Modified on 2/11/2014 4:08:38 PM

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 417 reads

posted 12 years ago

6 / 18

Good scan, fun meter, very playful rhyme. I like it. -e-

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AnotherDonJohn 397 reads

posted 12 years ago

7 / 18

I humbly add a few love lines, though I'm no Pablo Neruda...

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

JLS, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
I only boned you because I was p*ssed.
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Go to hell."

Roses are red
violets are blue.
But roses are wilting
And violets are dead
My wallet is empty
and so is your head

Citations: modified from other anonymous poems
ALWAYS BALANCE THE SHILL!

Posted By: Stogiemanedu

Ode To JLS with apologies to Ted Geisel

There once was a provider by the name of Julia Jones..
She made a great living by playing with bones..
She livened boards with her charm and her wit..
While all of the boys wanted to just taste her clit..
Seeing her pictures in swimsuit, how fit...
I offered my face as place for to sit..
I hope to someday vist this lass...
To smooch and to spank that nice, round, firm ass..

No poetic pride here , others please feel free to add.

-- Modified on 2/11/2014 4:26:05 PM

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 439 reads

posted 12 years ago

8 / 18

Brilliant, dude [e]

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skarphedin 557 reads

posted 12 years ago

9 / 18

7/10 Very sophisticated troll post. But I dig your intended victim so I'm diffusing things. -e-

Posted By: Stogiemanedu

Ode To JLS with apologies to Ted Geisel

There once was a provider by the name of Julia Jones..
She made a great living by playing with bones..
She livened boards with her charm and her wit..
While all of the boys wanted to just taste her clit..
Seeing her pictures in swimsuit, how fit...
I offered my face as place for to sit..
I hope to someday vist this lass...
To smooch and to spank that nice, round, firm ass..

No poetic pride here , others please feel free to add.