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pleasureglans 17 Reviews 177 reads
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My first prostate exam was with my regular doc. He was a GP I'd known for many years, had many conversations with and I felt we knew each other well. When he finished, I said, "I feel we are so much closer now," thinking he would get my humor. He looked at me weird and hurried out of the examination room.

I think I scared him. Poor guy.

Can I submit my female doctors name to TER for a review if she lowered the lights and I made me leave her a tip after the exam?

My first prostate exam was with my regular doc. He was a GP I'd known for many years, had many conversations with and I felt we knew each other well. When he finished, I said, "I feel we are so much closer now," thinking he would get my humor. He looked at me weird and hurried out of the examination room.

I think I scared him. Poor guy.

Seriously ...plus she's pretty hot.  I have no probs except I wish she wouldn't giggle when sticking her finger up by ass !

E_Pluribus_Poonum169 reads

And if you were asianelvis (see thread above), you'd be inquiring if this meant she was coming on to  you!

So the doc (very nice guy, my age and knows I hobby) is saying that I should just relax and everything will be OK.

After he's done he says:  "So, how was that?"

I say:  "I've had better."

He lost it.

During my annual flight physical (military) our flight surgeon had a bizarre sense of humor.

He kept a rubber hand around for the times he did his prostate checks. You be all bent over, trying to relax... The rubber hand would go on one shoulder... one real hand went on the other shoulder... then BAM! you get the FIA, and you're left wondering for more than a few seconds what was going on...

NotAJock167 reads

In High school to play football, I was required a physical from a DR. outside the school.
 I went to a general practitioner who took blood work and checked my heart and lungs.
 When he put on his  glove with a devious look on his face, I asked what he was planning to do.
He told me, I said NO Thank You .
He claimed no prostrate exam, no OK on physical.
I submitted to his exam while thinking he is enjoying this more than I could imagine, wondering why he was panting.
A few years later he was arrested for fondling patients with devious desires.
Screen your Drs. as well as your providers.

High School? Is FIA standard procedure for a physical at that age? It sure wasn't for me! My GP didn't start that until I hit 30-something.

EMassGuy164 reads

So my doc (begins the prostrate exam and I have known him for years.  He then states it is finished and begins to take the glove off.

I say to him, "Doc I heard the prostrate massage was supposed to be exciting."

He responds that he heard it was, when combined with a blow job.

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