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just refresh the page as many times as you want ... why it's as good as any quip i've read on this board!  

Nietzsche Aphorism Generator:  http://infonectar.com/aphorisms.html


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Can do Redneck, Jive, Cockney, Elmer Fudd, Swedish Chef, Moron, Pig Latin, and Hacker.  Not only can you do words, but translate web pages.

Have a blast,

Ken

http://www.tower.org/insult/insult.html

Braid 'eschanged 4 legal, adult puh'sonal services (down low, escort) be 4 time
an' companionship only. Anythin' else dat may transpire be some matta' o'
puh'sonal choice an' preference between deuce o' mo' consentin' adults o' legal
age, an' aint contracted 4, requested t' be contracted 4, o' compensated 4, in
no manna'. Dis aint some offa' 4 prostitushun. I reserve da damn right t' 86
no appointment I deem necessary

I be some upscale male from da Dallas arai peekin' 4 some entertainin'
prime time wit' some special ho.

I be 5-11 tall , 135 lbs , brown eyes an' short brown 'fro.

Real damn generous, fit(down low, slim), clain, professional, an' fly.

42 peeks early-like 30s.

Discrete.

I have references if needed.

Peekin' 4 2hrs.

Plaise let me know if yo' ass have some kinda' time available next week.

Also plaise let me know if yo' ass kin do incall.